Archive for January, 2005

January 24, 2005

Self-Indulgent Blues Jam

I’ve recently achieved one of my long-standing goals – to build a mini digital recording studio. I think it’s every geek/musician’s dream to be in a band where every member is himself, so that being said, I present to you my first recording … “The Self Indulgent Blues Jam.” (Ironically, I’m playing everything except the drum loop…I’m also heavily ripping off Jimmy Smith and John Scofield licks, but shhhhhhh!)

January 23, 2005

Before and After Snowstorm Photos

Who says I don’t live in a white neighborhood? Photos from before and after a big snowstorm.

January 21, 2005

DANDee Child Safety Harness

It just doesn’t get any better than this:DANDee Child Safety Harness

January 11, 2005

Spam Question

How do all these spammers know I have a tiny penis?!?!

January 10, 2005

Tsumani Playlist

Over the weekend, Gabe and I (HI GABE!!!!!!!!) received one of the coolest presents ever. Our friend Amanda produced a lovely disaster mix for us – "The Silva/Solomon Tsunami Jamboree!" The mix CD is so astounding, not only have I included the playlist below, but I’m also adding some keywords so it gets ranked higher on Google. Tsunami Album. Tsunami Mix. Tsunami Jamboree. Tsunami relief effort. How do I help the tsunami victims? I want to donate money to the tsunami relief effort. Penis Enlargement. Viagra.

1 – Wipeout – RALPH REBEL

2 – Singapore – TOM WAITS

3 – Tokyo Storm Warning – ELVIS COSTELLO

4 – Catch a Wave – THE BEACH BOYS

5 – Secrets of the Sea – BILLY BRAGG & WILCO

6 – Body Count – ICE-T

7 – Christmas Island – THE ANDREW SISTERS

8 – My City Was Gone – THE PRETENDERS

9 – Five Feet High and Rising – JOHNNY CASH

10 – One Night in Bangkok – MURRAY HEAD


12 – (Sittin’ On The) Dock of the Bay – OTIS REDDING

13 – Ain’t Goin’ to Goa – A3

14 – Brick – BEN FOLDS FIVE

15 – The Tide is High – THE PARAGONS

16 – Nightswimming – R.E.M.

17 – Bridge Over Troubled Water – SIMON & GARFUNKEL

18 – Wave of Mutilation – THE PIXIES

19 – The Times They Are A-Changin’ – BOB DYLAN

We’ve had a lot of laughs here today folks. Lots and lots and lots of laughs. Because that was funneeeeey. Oh, and donate to the relief effort.

January 4, 2005

Hygiene Question

Quick anonymous survey: Have you ever peed and brushed your teeth at the same time?

January 2, 2005

BREAKING – David Cross Repeats His Smile in Fan Photos

First, I let Todd Barry have it. Now Crossy: it’s YOUR turn!!!!! Compare these two “fan photos” of David Cross. Granted, it must be difficult to come up with a witty original facial expression every time some camera-wielding schmuck comes your way, but c’mon, these two faces are identical.

In related news, look at how much grayer David Cross’ beard has become. He’s finally either looking his age or feeling the unbearable weight of the universe on his shoulders. My money’s on the universe one.

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