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By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:16:14 +0000

‘Your organ’s transplanted correctly or your pizza’s free’ – yeah, stole Lionel Hutz quote :D

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:22:18 +0000

Gabe sucks. ;)

By: Old Fatty Bastard

Old Fatty Bastard — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 19:48:42 +0000

AHHHH! I didn’t read the other malpractice makes perfect! I SUCK!

By: Old Fatty Bastard

Old Fatty Bastard — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 19:48:12 +0000

“He’s got great deadside manner.”
“Take two of these and scream for me in the morning.”
“Let’s play doctor. To death!”
“He’ll give you 400 cc’s…of pain.”
“Malpractice makes perfect.”

By: Jordan

Jordan — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:34:44 +0000

Need a second opinion? He’s also crazy.

By: Mike Solomon

Mike Solomon — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:12:41 +0000

“You don’t get a second opinion.”
“He’s making his rounds.”
“It won’t hurt a bit. It’ll kill.”
“You will feel a thing.”
“All his patients will expire.”
“He’s losing his patients.”

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:46:08 +0000

“At least it’s not cancer.”
“Unfortunately, it’s malignant.”
“Take a few deep breaths.”

By: Meatcoat

Meatcoat — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 21:24:23 +0000

“If the cancer doesn’t kill you first, he will.”
“6 to 8 weeks to live.”
“This won’t hurt a bit.”
“Hey! What’s in that needle?!”

By: Mike Solomon

Mike Solomon — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:54:54 +0000

Some of our favorites:
“ICU…In hell!”
“Malpractice makes perfect.”
“How’s your HMOoooohhhhh!”
“The doctor will kill you now.”
“The doctor will see you. Ow.
“Say Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Any more out there?