Anyone who sends text messages on their phone knows the value of pre-programed generic responses. The default set includes “Thanks”, “On my way”, and “Where are you?” but I’ve added a few more out of necessity. To the comments!
Anyone who sends text messages on their phone knows the value of pre-programed generic responses. The default set includes “Thanks”, “On my way”, and “Where are you?” but I’ve added a few more out of necessity. To the comments!
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Recent Wines
It’s bleeding.
The red wire.
Our love was a lie.
They know.
03.16.06 at 11:03 pm
Duck.
03.17.06 at 2:43 pm
American Idol! You?
At the crystal meth lab.
Ramen…again!
Are your mommy and daddy home?
Only the back door!
I’ll bring my Bible.
03.17.06 at 4:05 pm
Nice ones Gabe.
ATTEMPTED murder.
1-888-4NAMBLA.
Try a topical ointment.
4 8 15 16 23 42
Not sure. Best to spit it out.
I’m in the bushes.
03.17.06 at 5:42 pm
Yesterday was tomorrow.
Wish I could write, filing my nails.
Sleepunder.
Okay, so the actual JFK assassins were [this SMS has been corroded due to memory stick overusage and small size; please consult a specialist for cleansing and growth]
How many Freds do you know? Do you not know?
03.17.06 at 8:08 pm
the condom broke. sorry.
i’m pregnant!
i really can’t believe it’s not butter.
50$ a gram.
trust jesus.
03.19.06 at 10:38 am
Like chicken, only gamier.
Go left at the next corner, walk 12 feet and begin digging.
Well, they’re difficult to wash.
Cranberry sauce is *not* better than Canada!
03.19.06 at 9:51 pm
your 18 right?
03.24.06 at 4:02 pm
thanks for the pasta
01.20.07 at 2:53 am
Was that legal?
01.23.07 at 6:24 am