March 16th, 2006
Anyone who sends text messages on their phone knows the value of pre-programed generic responses. The default set includes “Thanks”, “On my way”, and “Where are you?” but I’ve added a few more out of necessity. To the comments!
Anyone who sends text messages on their phone knows the value of pre-programed generic responses. The default set includes “Thanks”, “On my way”, and “Where are you?” but I’ve added a few more out of necessity. To the comments!
Mike Solomon lives in New York City where he works as Creative Director at Snooth.
Recent Wines
It’s bleeding.
The red wire.
Our love was a lie.
They know.
03.16.06 at 11:03 pm
Duck.
03.17.06 at 2:43 pm
American Idol! You?
At the crystal meth lab.
Ramen…again!
Are your mommy and daddy home?
Only the back door!
I’ll bring my Bible.
03.17.06 at 4:05 pm
Nice ones Gabe.
ATTEMPTED murder.
1-888-4NAMBLA.
Try a topical ointment.
4 8 15 16 23 42
Not sure. Best to spit it out.
I’m in the bushes.
03.17.06 at 5:42 pm
Yesterday was tomorrow.
Wish I could write, filing my nails.
Sleepunder.
Okay, so the actual JFK assassins were [this SMS has been corroded due to memory stick overusage and small size; please consult a specialist for cleansing and growth]
How many Freds do you know? Do you not know?
03.17.06 at 8:08 pm
the condom broke. sorry.
i’m pregnant!
i really can’t believe it’s not butter.
50$ a gram.
trust jesus.
03.19.06 at 10:38 am
Like chicken, only gamier.
Go left at the next corner, walk 12 feet and begin digging.
Well, they’re difficult to wash.
Cranberry sauce is *not* better than Canada!
03.19.06 at 9:51 pm
your 18 right?
03.24.06 at 4:02 pm
thanks for the pasta
01.20.07 at 2:53 am
Was that legal?
01.23.07 at 6:24 am