March 27th, 2006
Hi everyone - I’d like to try a little experiment. Right now, I want you to click over there on the Google-sponsored link (it’s up and to the right - directly underneath the “Help the economy” header). No excuses - if you’re reading this now you’re obligated to click, or there’ll be big trouble. (And of course, because I’m under legal obligation to say so, please seriously consider purchasing the product or service that you are directed to.) I’m curious to try this because even after my diatribe requesting that people click the link (see previous entry), I’ve only received 5 clicks. I’ll post the results of this experiment in a few days, and any profit I receive (it’s only a few cents per click) will go directly toward getting YOU drunk the next time we hang out.



There, you douchehole, I just clicked it AGAIN. In your font the word “click” kind of looks like the word “dick” and so I almost thought at the bottom of the post it said “… it’s only a few cents per dick.” So can I get drunk now?
03.28.06 at 1:51 am
Ha! Also wonderful is: “I’ve only received 5 dicks.” It’s funny because I’ve totally received, like, twelve dicks.
03.28.06 at 6:58 pm