July 17th, 2006

**BREAKING NEWS**

JAKARTA, Indonesia — A major earthquake off the coast of Java and a tsunami that followed has killed at least 86 people, but the death toll is expected to rise as the search for victims moves ahead, witnesses and officials told The Associated Press.Puns and other tasteless quips are rushed to this website’s comments section.

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  1. I guess from now on they’ll be making their websites with JavaCrypt.

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  2. Yeah, I hear Poseidon was trying to download Java.

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  3. maybe they’ll use sea plus plus?

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  4. Or dreamwaver.

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