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By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:32:36 +0000

Regarding the picture, it’s well established that 90% of kitchen-shitting victims know their attacker.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:22:38 +0000

Yes, I think this is a joke meant to humiliate “Frank”. But I could take up serial shitting if you’d like.

By: Will

Will — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:59:03 +0000

Just a sidenote, but I believe the proper past tense form of “shit” is “shat”. (also much classier sounding)
Headline should read, “THIS MAN SHAT IN MY KITCHEN”

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:56:42 +0000

It seems Gawker’s beaten me to the punch. Stupid Gawker.
http://www.gawker.com/news/brooklyn/another-reason-why-we-will-never-understand-williamsburg-211310.php

By: ad

ad — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:56:05 +0000

hmmmmm….
I noticed the previous post speculated about this being a possible online date gone bad.
Wonder if this is a common danger when one is online dating & whether said post-er would know anything about that???
Just a thought…..

By: mark

mark — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:54:49 +0000

obviously a smear campaign. this man is actually running for senator in the next election.
and why address it to the ladies only? the answer is that men extract some degree of perverse pleasure from being the victims of a kitchen shitting. knowing this, i will sleep well tonight with the door unlocked, hoping that some fuckface with a white beard and bowlful of jelly gut will come, eat my cookies, and then shit them out on my kitchen floor. he might have to wait for a few hours while he prepares to return the cookies to their rightful owner. id best leave out a few magazines as well.

By: Gabula

Gabula — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:44:06 +0000

This has been knocking around all day. It may have originated on Craigslist, but I know that I’ve already received one email from Anna about it and I can’t help but think it’s a sham. If it was a random shitting, where did the picture come from? If the victim knew the ASSailant (quack quack quack), I can only guess that it was an online date thing that went bad or the act of a vengeful ex. Still, the guy DOES look like a floor shitter to me.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 23:42:34 +0000

Things to wonder about:
Did Frank know his victim or was this a random kitchen shitting? The alleged victim was able to secure a picture of the shitter, so this leads me to wonder whether or not the shitting was a chance encounter. Although, in the likely event that the kitchen shitting took place during a house party (after all, the event allegedly took place on a Friday), it would not be unreasonable to assume that the victim was able to get both the attacker’s name and photo before he released his bowels onto her floor. Additionally, the incident took place in the victim’s kitchen; a likely location for a discreet floor-shitting during a crowded party. All of this is very curious indeed.