An unfortunate pairing of headlines on my Google News page this morning.

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  1. y the fuck is water coming out?????

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  2. Well, I’d say she came up just a wee bit short, didn’t she?

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  3. Actually, the “holes” article is a follow up of the “astronomer” article, you see, he got behind the comet to plug one of its holes with his “trouser telescope”, but he just wasn’t man enough…

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  • Why does it say here http://www.thecleverest.com/content/actual_items/index.html that these are completely real (when they're obviously not) and on this post it sounds more like you made them up yourself?
  • Bend over, you better get use to hearing that.
  • I lose more brain cells in my shit then this kids got.