Turd at Shea Stadium

Recently at a work-related shoot at Shea Stadium, I noticed something that seemed a little out of place in the outfield…

That’s right. There was a turd in the outfield. Let me repeat myself. A TURD. Sitting on the grass at a professional baseball stadium.

I guess it was an omen for how their season would play out.

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  1. Probably from an owl, and likely regurgitated rather than shat.

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  2. Sounds like a solid possibility Devin, thanks. FYI for future turd-related speculation – it’s definitely not grass fertilizer because the groundkeeper was just as flummoxed as I was.
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  3. I believe that was a typo on the part of Mets GM Omar Minaya. “In order to get to the World Series next year,” it read, “we need to see some fresh feces around here.”

    What a difference a letter makes.

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  4. that was mine sorry!? does anyone want it?

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  5. Hey, man…It’s just a fertilizer! The cheapest one, but natural!!! Seems the Stadium management managed to save few dollars…may be more…

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  6. Look at his shadow in the first one!!

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  • Why does it say here http://www.thecleverest.com/content/actual_items/index.html that these are completely real (when they're obviously not) and on this post it sounds more like you made them up yourself?
  • Bend over, you better get use to hearing that.
  • I lose more brain cells in my shit then this kids got.