This war is so cold…
Every once in a while I get curious as to who’s visiting The Cleverest. So I fired up the geographic section of Google Analytics and found some pretty interesting results…
Visits:
Folks, this is the beginning of the next cold war. So far the Russians have racked up an impressive 5,964 visits to The Cleverest. Not too shabby, however us Yanks are still in the lead with 6,366 visits. But let’s be honest – this is a little too close for comfort. We can NOT, I repeat, NOT cave in to the Russians. Failure is not an option here people. Americans, I invite you to visit the hell out of The Cleverest. Not just for your enjoyment. But for your country.
And to all the Russians… anyone want some state secrets? Email me.
Pages Viewed Per Visit:
Yup. That’s totally Iraq. Either the troops are bored as hell, or the Iraqis see the delicate irony of this.
To world peace!
я был тут. Вашу мать!
10.25.07 at 10:16 am
Янки, гоу хоум! У нас ракеты быстрее!
10.25.07 at 10:41 am
Funniest post ive read all day. You know youre the leading referring site to us today!
10.25.07 at 1:04 pm
Apparently it aint just Snooth – you’re my leading referrer as well.
Поздравляю вас с днем рождения!
Not sure what that means… I found it on Google.ru. I think it says “Putin and Ahmadinejad sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.”
10.25.07 at 4:40 pm
10.25.07 at 4:42 pm
Американцы, скорее приходите и убейте наше правительство!
10.25.07 at 10:06 pm
why post something you don’t know the meaning of?
it means “happy b-day”
and by the way… don’t really think the author knows much about the Cold War…
hope none of us will get to know what it is…
10.26.07 at 1:54 am
Америкашки, а вы веселые ребята)
Привет вам))
10.26.07 at 4:11 am
王来过. 4 americans: Wang was there.
10.26.07 at 9:42 am
I’d like to take few state secrets…And first of all is how did this guy (If I’m tot mistaken his name is George) managed to escape from the Zoo??? Is this an expensive one?
10.26.07 at 10:42 am
2 Vavan: +1
10.26.07 at 11:57 am
Tomilin88 wrote: Американцы, скорее приходите и убейте наше правительство
If you have some political agenda of hate against the average American, I suggest you take it somewhere else, genius. Nobody here is trying to “kill” your government.
10.29.07 at 1:21 am
Америка рулит! America Rulez! LOLZ :)
10.29.07 at 4:36 am
Мен бұл жерде болдым, шешейін:) Sacken was there
10.31.07 at 6:57 am
Ivan like Vodka. Like to make drunk and have sexy time with chicken.
11.01.07 at 2:35 am
Huh… I think u are under DDoS attack from Russia xD
11.02.07 at 4:01 pm
i think we can/have to make something Really funny about ameriKa
11.05.07 at 6:44 pm
I’m afraid? it’s only a begining of something terrible…
11.06.07 at 4:27 pm
Russia is what I am afraid of..This is the biggest threat for the world peace, it starts with vladimir chaves.., sorry putin…well not to forget United States..the whole maniac christian-corporationons-politics-oil -power based mess that needs a constant war to fill its shortcomings. The amount of brainwashed people in US is quite a big number, at least they give them more channels, malls, modern country music, loans, trucks and plenty of religion to wash the sins with.(Some say that the american culture doesn’t exist in the vast mid america,all the population is a product of a “truck driver seeds”. Cheers.
11.11.07 at 1:06 am
http://xage.ru/upload/12/map01_1024.jpg
lack of oil, guys? obviously you invaded iraq because of oil, and now want to do the same with iran.
oh, buy the way, welocome to http://dirty.ru. sorry for you about not knowing russian.
11.25.07 at 8:34 am
Russians, go out from Georgia! Stalin = Hitler = Putin
08.13.08 at 3:28 am
Warum schreiben hier alle in englisch? xD
01.06.10 at 6:51 am