It just doesn’t get any better than this:DANDee Child Safety Harness

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  1. Man kids today are so lucky. I wish I had a DANDee safety harness when I was growing up! Those little fucking bastards.

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  2. I like how it always keeps them at arm’s length, you know, for punching.
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  3. Yummy. I want one.

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  • Why does it say here http://www.thecleverest.com/content/actual_items/index.html that these are completely real (when they're obviously not) and on this post it sounds more like you made them up yourself?
  • Bend over, you better get use to hearing that.
  • I lose more brain cells in my shit then this kids got.