February 5th, 2008

Quick informal survey: How many keys are on your keychain? And of those, how many have you used in the past seven days? Be honest - you don’t have to use your real name (as if anyone here does anyway…). If you’re reading this, you’re obliged to participate. I know where you sleep, Alexandr.

I’ll go first. To the comments!

UPDATE: Here’s some infoporn on the results so far. Last update 2/7, 5:30PM EST

The Cleverest Responses (34)

  1. 11 keys total, 5 used in the last week.
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  2. 14 keys total, 8 used in the last week.

    (Love this poll! Other idea: How many keyrings do you use in your day-to-day basis? 3)

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  3. 6 total keys. 4 used in last week.

    5 & 3 if you don’t want to count my car

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  4. 1 total and 1 used, dont need more! what did you think they invented codelocks for!

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  5. I’ ve got three and I use all of them always)))

    Mike I’m not Alenandr. Alexandr.

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  6. Sorry Alexandr - just fixed my typo.
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  7. By the way you can contact me if you want)))
    Write me to my mailbox (if you see it, if dont post here a message about it)
    We can be friends, even if I’m a Russian

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  8. I’m flattered by your offer Alexandr, but the judge was very clear that I’m forbidden from having private correspondence with Russian boys. I hope you understand.
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  9. Ok.
    But every law can be used in many ways)))

    For example I can be not Russian boy. Maybe I’m girl))
    Or for example you wouldn’t know who I am.

    Just use your imagination. As a soldier I know everything about being The Cleverest)))

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  10. So dull.. two keys (hoem and car) and both used in the last week.

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  11. Anyway I’ll keep posting everything here)))

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  12. I’ve got five and a mini sharpie and use 3 and the sharpie, stupid dim wits I live with steal all our food if you don’t lock it up :(

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  13. 5 - 4 of which are used every day

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  14. 7 on chain, 3 used in past week. but they’re all totally valid.

    sidenote, should i be jealous about you & this alexandr? i can knock you down to 8 keys, buster.

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  15. 3 keys. but i only use one. i keep all of them so i can find
    them easier in my handbag.

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  16. 5 keys - 3 last week

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  17. got 6 keys, use 4

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  18. Anna - if you’re willing to support me, you’re willing to support my disease. We discussed this.
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  19. 3 keys = 2 regular, 1 magnetic.

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  20. 15 keys - 11 used… last week

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  21. Five keys, used one. But next week I have to let out the Gimp, so they will all be used.

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  22. 2 keys and I used both in the last week. I need the two ones jsut because of my front door.

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  23. 3 keys, 3 used

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  24. 8 keys, 5 used…

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  25. One key. That’s when you know you’ve made it. If you consider having an electronic garage door “making it.”

    Which I do.

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  26. 7 keys, 2 used every day. 1 not used in weeks, 3 not used in years (old door knobs), 1 never used.

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  27. You, my friend, are an absolute legend! For the last couple of weeks, I have been looking for a lost locker key, and I have just found it! Yes, on my very own keychain, and for that I feel shamefully dumb, but nevertheless, you are a legend! To answer your question, 4 in total, 2 used in the last week. (although the locker key will be used tomorrow, and the 4th is being removed as I type!)

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  28. It depends on which key chain, office key chain has 7 keys of which I only use one (I am always late and the office is already open), my house keychain has 3, of which I only use 1, and my car key chain only has 1 used daily. (duh). I keep them separate because I’m prone to missplacing keys!

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  29. Thanks PLCM. I think that all the keys on your person right now are applicable.
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  30. 4 keys, 3 used

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  31. 7 keys, 5 used. In the summer I use the other 2 ( Bike rack )

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  32. 7 keys, 5 used. In the summer I use the other 2 ( Bike rack locks
    )

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  33. 4 keys, 4 used (100%)

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  34. 2 keys, 2 used (100%)

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