The Cleverest Responses (4)

1. I bet one good shot from a M40A3 could take care of that alarm. Isn’t that right Alexandr?

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   ~David B.
   02.26.08 at 10:38 am
2. I probably should have told everyone, but Alexandr has been banned from this site. He started trying to post in Russian again so I politely reminded him that I only allow English comments on my website. He didn’t like that. After responding to me with a rude response and calling me a rasist [sic], I politely explained my English-only comment policy (which isn’t racist, if anyone cares to know) and offered him a chance to apologize. He continued berating me with more (improperly spelled) insults, so I banned him from commenting. Then he promised to use his network of Russian hackers to bring this site down, and proclaimed that he is god and I am nothing. So Alexandr, if you’re god, it means you’re all-knowing, which means you know my WordPress password and will be able to un-ban yourself from this site. Good luck – see you in the comments!

   Mike

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   ~Mike Solomon
   02.26.08 at 10:51 am

3. Well now I just feel like a schmuck. :P

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   ~David B.
   02.26.08 at 2:08 pm

4. “Cheese it, boys, this place is locked up tighter than a dolphin’s asshole.”

   Also, I didn’t really like Airheads.

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   ~JoBu
   02.29.08 at 3:00 pm

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