The Cleverest Responses (13)

1. Oh shit, I forgot the tuna. Thanks

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   ~Jeff
   03.19.08 at 8:07 pm

2. I can’t offer any insights other than the use of the words “cold cuts” makes me want to go to Subway.

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   ~David B.
   03.19.08 at 8:47 pm

3. Oh, I thought it said “cold iiits” – that actually helps clear things up.

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   ~Mike Solomon
   03.19.08 at 9:25 pm

4. Heh, they misspelled pretzels! XD

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   ~indiebrianna
   03.19.08 at 11:20 pm

5. Cold Cuts
   Advil
   Tuna
   Pretzels (sic)
   A crunchy sandwich, leaves you with ‘fish breath’, a full stomach, and your headache goes away – a real time saver.

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   ~Steve
   03.20.08 at 3:41 am

6. Actually, In honor of Amarica’s obecity, overt the counter drug addiction, and illiteracy, “Cold cuts, Advil, Tuna, Pertzels” is replacing “In God We Trust” as the national motto.

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   ~Jeff
   03.20.08 at 8:04 am

7. I don’t think I want to go to this guys Super Bowl party.

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   ~Fred
   03.20.08 at 12:46 pm

8. Where’d you get that dollar? A pregnant stripper?

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   ~John Cocktoasten
   03.22.08 at 1:25 pm

9. Yo Cocktoasten… That was Classic!!!!
   Good job!

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   ~scott D
   03.22.08 at 5:45 pm

10. This is a suicide note, an overdose of advil following a ton of chilled knife cuts. Signed by Tuna Pertzels the youngest of the Pertzels dinasty from Bulgaria

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    ~adriana
    03.22.08 at 8:18 pm

11. John Cocktoasten nailed it.

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    ~Jeff
    03.25.08 at 8:16 pm

12. http://www.grocerylists.org/lists/900/Pages/0818.shtml

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    ~zolee
    07.04.08 at 10:59 am

13. Pertzels and Advil? A deadly combination. But throw in some tuna and it neutralizes the effects and allows for a very cool buzz. The cold cuts are for sandwiches.

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    ~David
    03.03.09 at 3:23 pm

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