“Breaking News” Style Spam
I’ve always gotten a lot of spam, but recently the “subject” fields have taken on a “breaking news” headline style. Has anyone else noticed this?
Schwarzenegger Admits Starting California Wildfires
[video] Obama sex tape
Myanmar declares hate for Australians
Dead baby penguins found in Brazil
Larry King shot dead at home
[video] If Barack Obama Is An Oreo, What Is John Mclaughlin
Cannibalism!……..In The Usa
Raw footage of snake swallowing horse
Horse kicks Ralph Lauren in stomach
Tissue Box Help Sign Savves Ellderly Women Trapped In Hot Car
Brinng your wife We’ll fucck her! That’s right we’ll fuckk your wife! :)
OK, that last one isn’t in the “breaking news” style, but I actually laughed out loud the first time I read it. It’s the smily face that does it for me.
How about some nice ones from my inbox:
God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
Existence of Poor People A Surprise, Says Bush
Snake caught swallowing horse
Vaginas or not
Janice To Have Other Leg Removed
[audio] Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet
07.25.08 at 9:22 am
Ar the monkeys the most beautiful animals?
07.26.08 at 11:01 am
cute
07.28.08 at 12:24 pm
That elderly woman sure still has her wits about her to fashion a help sign from a tissue box…kudos to you Grandma McGyver!
07.30.08 at 1:28 pm
One I got today: Britney destroys satellite with her vagina.
08.21.08 at 5:43 pm