Been to Google lately? Very insensitive...

Dear Todd Barry,

I just got back from your Christmas eve performance at The Knitting Factory and wanted to write you an email regarding your performance (at The Knitting Factory).  As you can tell, I'm a big fan (I'm the guy that waved at you in the balcony) - so much so, in fact, that I'd purchased your new CD this previous week.  So you can imagine my dismay when I heard a great deal of the same material from the CD in your performance tonight.  I know coming up with new material isn't easy, but I mean, seriously, come on.

Duuuuuude?

~Mike

expect a phone call!!!!

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Just got back from the Tribeca Tavern. (My cup had "runneth dry" a while ago and I was starting to fade fast so I headed out for a quicky drink.) I had a beer and a shot, but those fuckers wouldn't pour a rum and coke into my soda bottle so I had to stop and get a Mike's Hard Lemonade to sustain me at work. So far so good...

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Balls!!!!!

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Jamie said he smelled something on me so I had to swig everything real quick then I threw up on my desk a little. I got it cleaned up in time so everything's still cool.

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It's actually more of a 40/60 vodka/coke ratio now. I had to pour some out because it was too damn strong.

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Ok, so today at lunch I mixed a 50/50 vodka/coke ratio into a soda bottle. I just got back to my desk and I intend to finish it before 4 PM. Wish me luck.

I'd like to make a little short called "$10."

It will document the actual earning and spending of $10 by a few real people - you're all invited to participate. I know what mine'll be!

Anyone else interested? How will you make/spend your $10?

Ok, I think I've explored the Subtalk thing enough. Click on the picture and you'll find some new ones along with all the old ones.

What it should really say...

I usually hate spouting such clichés as “it’s a New York thing” but this post really is such. People who live outside this city or haven’t spent a considerable amount of time commuting on our fine subway system might not get such a kick out of this as I do, so be cautioned. (Yes, right, click the thumbnail to see the whole thing.)

Can I go off on a little rant here? I want to talk about something that really pisses me off, and I'm sure I'm not alone here. You know whenever you fill out a form on the web, right next to the "submit" button there's another button - it's usually called "clear" or "cancel" or something? Well it's BULLSHIT! I guarantee NOBODY takes the time to fill out an entire page with their personal information, gets all the way to the bottom, and then realizes, "Opps, I've filled out EVERYTHING wrong! Thank goodness for this "clear" button!" What invariably ends up happening is that you'll press it by accident, because for some fucked up reason, the button that destroys all the work you've just done is RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUBMIT BUTTON!!!!!! Christ that's annoying!

This website here is an amazing tool to create anagrams.

My favorite anagram I've found so far is the following: Vagina: nag via.

There are also lots for "President Bush":
BENDS PURE SHIT
BUSTED HER NIPS
DEBUTS HER NIPS
DEBT RE HIS PUNS
BURNS DEEP SHIT

Fun fun fun!

Wet paint? I'll be the judge of that!