Just in case anyone's interested, the following domain names are available.

vadgezilla.com
testiballs.com
ourvagina.com
letshearitforhitler.com
allnudeapes.com
ohgrandma.com
getintomyvan.com
thatwasntcreamcheese.com
itsinmyhairitsinmyhair.com

Feel free to suggest more. Go to www.networksolutions.com to see what's taken and what's up for grabs.

This is real.

Update!

This guy asked me to make him a full-page ad for the New York Times. He offered to pay me generously, as long as I didn't ask any questions. Here's the final product.

Is it normal? You tell me. An old friend of mine just launched this great site, www.isitnormal.com. It's highly entertaining and just getting started so I encourage everyone to check it out and contribute to the fun.

Next time you're looking at an NYC subway map, look really (I mean really) closely at the City Hall stop in the downtown area. There's a great piece of modern art lurking down there. Click here to see what the hell I'm talking about.