Let's all pray that the security camera footage of
this finds its way onto the internet.
While Jordan and I were discussing the brilliance of Predator 2's tagline, "He's in town with a few days to kill," we also admired the perfection of the 1992 classic "Dr. Giggles" and its tagline, "The Doctor is out... of his mind." We then racked our brains for more Crazy Doctor-type taglines... To the comments!
I took quite a few photos the other night while figuring out how to use my new camera. So what does one do with all those seemingly useless snapshots? Why, make an Aphex Twin Video of course! This probably requires a new version of Quicktime so be warned.
What the?!?! That's right, the site got a facelift. (Reload the page if it doesn't look different...) But don't get too excited because the content is exactly the same old crap from before. Most notably, however, is that now the comments in the archives section are back (in case you missed them) and I've eliminated most of the junk on the homepage. There's still quite a bit of junk here, but at least it's a whole lot prettier. Enjoy!
This story really cracks me up. And what especially tickles me is imagining an Aussie say "Because he's lost a lot of weight, he's a very narrow person, so he squeezed his way through the gap in the brick wall."
Ladies and Gentlemen: My first recording featuring a vocal performance by yours truly.
Download this song and change your life.
Here's to wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year!
All the best,
Gabe, Mike, and Mike

