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This Friday you're invited to what will go down in history as the most thrilling literary reading of all time. All the details are here so if you find yourself in or near Chelsea at 6:30 on Friday, you have no excuse not to show up. You can even bring that weird friend of yours - you know - the one who has that thing.

Not too many of you know this, but I used to do lots of voiceover work for movies and commercials. I finally got around to uploading my demo reel, so check it out and enjoy! Download it here.

For the next installment of Smyles&Fish, we're developing a list of unspeakable acts of depravity such as The Rusty Trombone, The Dirty Sanchez, The Cleveland Steamer, and The Blumkpin. However our list is entirely made-up. Any suggestions? To the comments!