**BREAKING NEWS**
JAKARTA, Indonesia -- A major earthquake off the coast of Java and a tsunami that followed has killed at least 86 people, but the death toll is expected to rise as the search for victims moves ahead, witnesses and officials told The Associated Press.
Puns and other tasteless quips are rushed to this website's comments section.
A New York City cop left his receipt at an ATM in front of me today. I couldn't help my curiosity. Guess his available balance in the comments section...
A) $64.09
B) $250.13
C) $1361.66
D) $3,096.03
E) $9,835.67
A re-post from last year:
In case you're bored with playing the guitar the traditional way (ie, how
Dan Smith would teach you) check out
this video of a fellow Greeley Grad Matt Nichols making the six string his bitch.