“Breaking News” Style Spam

I’ve always gotten a lot of spam, but recently the “subject” fields have taken on a “breaking news” headline style. Has anyone else noticed this?

Schwarzenegger Admits Starting California Wildfires

Obama sex tape

Myanmar declares hate for Australians

Dead baby penguins found in Brazil

Larry King shot dead at home

If Barack Obama Is An Oreo, What Is John Mclaughlin

Cannibalism!……..In The Usa

Raw footage of snake swallowing horse

Horse kicks Ralph Lauren in stomach

Tissue Box Help Sign Savves Ellderly Women Trapped In Hot Car

Brinng your wife We’ll fucck her! That’s right we’ll fuckk your wife! :)

OK, that last one isn’t in the “breaking news” style, but I actually laughed out loud the first time I read it. It’s the smily face that does it for me.

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    How about some nice ones from my inbox:

    God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough

    Existence of Poor People A Surprise, Says Bush

    Snake caught swallowing horse

    Vaginas or not

    Janice To Have Other Leg Removed

    [audio] Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet

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    Ar the monkeys the most beautiful animals?

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    cute

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    That elderly woman sure still has her wits about her to fashion a help sign from a tissue box…kudos to you Grandma McGyver!

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    One I got today: Britney destroys satellite with her vagina.

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