The Cleverest Responses (12)

1. Food!
   I’m sorry, it’s the fast talking.

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   ~Gaybe
   02.23.06 at 10:35 pm

2. “I said NO pork in the fried rice, mistah” –
   (Ps I love this shit like the cartoon in the New Yorker. And I realize mine was lame)

       +1
   ~Miss Kate K
   02.23.06 at 10:57 pm

3. You will NOT be writing any memoirs involving me, capish??

       +0
   ~Ira Lopez
   02.24.06 at 5:51 am

4. Why won’t he TELL me they’re little hamburger drawings on the table!!!!!

       +0
   ~Mike Solomon
   02.24.06 at 6:44 am

5. After shooting the target, Ming Tse backflips and mysteriously blends into the wall… this move shows the shaolin technique of “Hidden Viper, Wallpaper Clothing”

       --1
   ~Jerad Weiner
   02.26.06 at 4:55 pm

6. That is the last joke you will ever tell…Gabe Silva.

       +0
   ~Brenda
   03.07.06 at 4:36 am

7. Did I turn the cooker off before I left the house?

       +1
   ~Justin
   01.20.07 at 3:28 am

8. i not five dollar whore i not five dollar whore i six dollar baby six dollar love u long time..

       +0
   ~sean
   02.06.07 at 5:25 am

9. Ooooh, that’s a big gun!

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   ~Catzel
   02.19.07 at 12:30 pm

10. Happy Ending!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    08.12.07 at 12:09 pm

11. No pepper in my burger !!! GO IN HELL BASTARD !!!!

        +0
    ~Sasuke
    11.02.07 at 8:34 am

12. herro

        +0
    ~brandon
    09.05.10 at 11:39 pm

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