The Cleverest Responses (16)

1. How many OTHER presidents can arrive at a press conference doing the moonwalk?

       +8
   ~Mike Solomon
   02.28.06 at 3:11 am

2. Now where is Bosco hiding? Damn him! He’s such a good hide and seek player.

       +0
   ~kinard finnery
   02.28.06 at 4:20 am

3. “Microphones are comin’ in nicely this year…”

       +1
   ~Abu Gabe
   02.28.06 at 3:42 pm

4. These smarty-pants suckers should know by now that no questions get taken unless them mic’s are below my knees….I love kickin mic’s, heh-heh…

       +0
   ~Ira Lopez
   03.02.06 at 2:09 pm

5. (And once again our fearless leader is taken in by the sinister AI forces disguised as harmless Beefeaters. Sucka.)

       +0
   ~Brenda
   03.07.06 at 4:40 am

6. whats this country called? wash..ing…ton? can we invade?

       +2
   ~Justin
   01.20.07 at 3:26 am

7. ________

       +2
   ~zach
   02.03.07 at 7:23 pm

8. i did not have sex with monica lewinsky oh wait its already been used damm…

       +2
   ~sean
   02.06.07 at 5:23 am

9. Left – right – left – right – left – right… Oops, I got it wrong

       +1
   ~Catzel
   02.19.07 at 12:23 pm

10. now… where did i put that white-house?

        +2
    ~Rio
    02.24.07 at 10:53 am

11. I hope they can’t smell that.

        +2
    ~AllyMay
    03.30.07 at 5:33 pm

12. …and this little piggy went WEEEE all the way home!

        +1
    ~SUPERMAN!!
    06.12.07 at 10:43 pm

13. *Elevator music*

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    08.12.07 at 12:08 pm

14. The fuck!! Do I walk like a human or like a monkey?

        +2
    ~MeMiself
    10.19.07 at 3:36 pm

15. where the fuck is the microphone

        +1
    ~Mili
    09.22.08 at 6:59 am

16. Im not leting you stick these up my ass! No way!

        +0
    ~:)
    06.22.11 at 5:58 am

Leave a Reply - English Only, Please