The Cleverest Responses (33)

1. Fifty years ago, we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork in your ass.

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   ~Amanda
   11.23.06 at 10:41 pm

2. “Well I am absolutely STUFFED!”
   Wow that’s hilarious.

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   ~Mike
   11.25.06 at 5:37 pm

3. I most certainly am NOT “jive.”

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   ~gabe
   11.27.06 at 6:47 pm

4. love this. “What are you, chicken?”

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   ~iris of the dead
   11.29.06 at 6:15 am

5. im fucking stuffed

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   ~Anonymous
   11.29.06 at 7:51 pm

6. are those stringbeans? i *love* stringbeans!

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   ~mark
   12.06.06 at 5:49 pm

7. woof.

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   ~mark
   12.06.06 at 5:52 pm

8. what’s cooken

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   ~Anonymous
   12.07.06 at 9:20 pm

9. if only i could run around [like a headless chicken] haha

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   ~ernie
   12.27.06 at 7:20 pm

10. oh yea you know you want this

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    ~Anonymous
    12.29.06 at 10:33 pm

11. They told me I was invited to dinner!!!!

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    ~Anonymous
    12.30.06 at 7:34 am

12. Chicken! It’s what’s for dinner.
    Chicken! The other white meat.
    Chicken! Not scared anymore.
    To balk or not to balk. That is the question.
    I balk at nothing!
    Balk you.
    “No thanx, I’m stuffed”
    How many light bulbs does it take to change a chicken? 9 if you have an Advantium.
    “Save the whale save the whales, what ever happened to save the chicken?”

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    ~Anonymous
    01.03.07 at 5:03 pm

13. Chicken Philosophy: Am I alive or dead? I am a chicken without a head, yet here I am… I think I am therefore I am. Am I a good chicken?
    Am I a kosher chicken? Under who’s hashgacha?
    Well let me look on the bright side at least I am the only one who knows the answer to the age old question: Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

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    ~AK
    01.03.07 at 5:34 pm

14. hey! Wait just a minute, why are they comming at me with yet another knife, last time I lost my head (and my pecker) what do they wany from me now?

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    ~AK
    01.03.07 at 5:36 pm

15. I wish to be a martyr and die for a good cause.
    I once considered becoming a cannibal… my sister bacame a matzoball does that count?

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    ~AK
    01.03.07 at 5:37 pm

16. im a cat..meaow weaow.

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    ~ludgero
    01.12.07 at 5:20 am

17. Hey, can someone lend me a head so I can speak my mind.

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    ~mike
    01.16.07 at 3:52 am

18. im never telling racist jokes again…

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    ~Adam
    01.16.07 at 10:36 am

19. with my homie exhibit in the cut… in the club!

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    ~Wombat
    01.17.07 at 8:27 am

20. Asian bird flu for you tonite my dear. Savaour my every taste… while you can.

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    ~Jayson
    01.17.07 at 3:00 pm

21. ..just when go to take a nice big bite I’ll drop this fart I’ve been brewing..

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    ~jz
    01.17.07 at 10:03 pm

22. good food, good meat, good god let’s eat

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    ~Brandon
    01.18.07 at 7:49 pm

23. and a quote from her lesser known sister Latoya Jackson “rubba dub dub thanks for the grub” hahaha

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    ~Brandon
    01.18.07 at 7:50 pm

24. This isn’t a thought bubble – this is smoke!

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    ~David Pike
    01.18.07 at 8:11 pm

25. You wish you had a tan tike this bitch.

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    ~Jim
    01.19.07 at 1:14 am

26. Bugger!!

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    ~Ashley Cooper
    01.19.07 at 1:18 am

27. Damn it.
    I knew i should have used factor 30

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    ~Anonymous
    01.19.07 at 3:41 pm

28. See!!!!
    I *TOLD* you the furkin sky was falling!!!

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    ~me
    01.19.07 at 3:52 pm

29. who cares what come first
    the chicken or the egg

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    ~Roy
    01.19.07 at 4:32 pm

30. bite me

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    ~Wild Haggis
    01.21.07 at 11:26 pm

31. 1) Your parents said NOT to choke your chicken.
    2) And I never said a word…
    3) I said take a picture of my good side…
    4) How do you think I feel? Someone ripped my guts out through my ass.
    5) I’m so baked…I can’t even move.

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    ~Beaver
    03.28.07 at 6:54 am

32. Shiiiit!!

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    ~mili
    09.19.08 at 6:10 am

33. Damn

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    ~Poppe
    06.02.09 at 9:26 pm

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