A dozen eggs. I must remember to pick up milk as well. And butter. And a new pair of shoes, I’m getting way too old for all this walking. Do these men ever crack a smile? Wonder if there will be anything worth watching on the telly tonight. Tisk, if this is supposed to be a straight line, I wonder what curves look like. I’m tired of this, time to let Charles take over.
Oh I Dear I just cant believe that everyone in this line up has actually done my Charles
+0
~Fobzy 12.27.06 at 6:24 am
Maggie… Where ARE you??
(Oh, how I truly wish Maggie Thatcher were here. She’d know how to make proper use of these things…)
MAGGIE?!
MAAAAGGIEEEEE!!!!
heh,I think thats Ednas son in the blue uniform…wait.
+0
~Articronus 12.31.06 at 4:49 am
yes i do believe that i am both ‘hip’ and ‘down’ with the new generation
+0
~axe 01.01.07 at 2:41 pm
gosh… i feel like stabbing someone.. look how sharp those bayonets are… mmm
+0
~axe 01.01.07 at 2:42 pm
hmmm shopping spree time, lets go buy a small country nobody cares about!
+0
~axe 01.01.07 at 2:43 pm
Any of you lads know how to play cricket??……how about a quick posting to Australia
+0
~Boonie 01.02.07 at 10:04 am
what do you mean? how do you determine what a real queen is…
+0
~markeebaby 01.07.07 at 10:59 am
Too short…
Too short…
Eh, not bad…
Oh dear, you’ll never please with that one…
Too short…
Oh my word… that’ll never fit! Or will it?
Commandant! I’ll take that cap on the end there!
hmm… which one is thinking about me naked this one yes I see the gleam in his eye. “Maniacal laugh” That’s right tightened screws im your queen HAHAHA. Oh yes I wonder how many more I can get thats 3…4…
+0
~Wombat 01.15.07 at 11:43 am
yes.. ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ no.. wait yeessss.. ~ yes ~ ok all yes ~ except those photographers and fat guy. oh maybe. but eventually yes. ~ Phew!! rating is hard work when’s tea? ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ no hahaha only kidding yes.. ~ yes.. In the end if only I had the freedom ARGGHH!! HAHAHA hmm shagadelic
+0
~Wombat 01.15.07 at 11:49 am
I think I did a boy that looked like him in high school.
+0
~gboogie 01.15.07 at 8:53 pm
Who are all these people? Why am I here again? Where’s my soup. I want soup today. Jibber jibber etc…
+0
~JJ 01.16.07 at 2:13 am
I wish she hurry along – or stop farting….
+0
~Jarred 01.16.07 at 3:39 am
Look – she has got a trail of dunny paper hanging out the back of her dress.
+0
~mike 01.16.07 at 3:40 am
waawaaweewa
+0
~Chris 01.16.07 at 5:19 am
Oh Yes, this lot look a lot sharper than those just back there.
+0
~Chris 01.16.07 at 9:04 am
mmmmmm….. their making me soooo HOT-aaa..,. Just hope my nipples aren’t showing again.
+0
~Jayson 01.17.07 at 2:55 pm
hmmm myyyyy hes got a big gun !!
+0
~Anonymous 01.17.07 at 5:53 pm
50,000 men and not a single one wearing pants, it’s like a sausage factory with guns.
+0
~jz 01.17.07 at 10:00 pm
who’s ya daddy
yall are my biatches
+0
~filepe 01.18.07 at 9:15 am
I will have to speak with Tony about updating the weapons…
+0
~xxx 01.18.07 at 10:22 am
Fuck me i’m old
+0
~xxxxx 01.18.07 at 1:16 pm
i think i just sharted in my pants
+0
~Brandon 01.18.07 at 7:47 pm
brrrffffff…
+0
~gt 01.18.07 at 10:42 pm
“……..undo my buttons baby…….”
sorry, couldn’t help myself, had to post a second one ! (gt)
+0
~gt 01.18.07 at 10:44 pm
Are you eyeballing me?
+0
~Mario 01.19.07 at 12:59 am
These soldiers are poofs. I need a real man to feel, fill me up. Mr T… oh yeah!!
+0
~Jim 01.19.07 at 1:18 am
is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me
+0
~blacky 01.19.07 at 2:40 am
That’s him, that’s him, I knew it, Commander that’s the man, that’s Diana’s son, I’d recognise him anywhere.
+0
~Blue 01.19.07 at 7:31 am
Why the hell do we still have these crappy guns? Everyone knows you’ll get killed by a mine, missle, bomb or tank before you get to use those bayonets.
hmmmmm… Maybe those Aussies will know what to do. They seem to be better than us at everything else.
+0
~Ozzie Wiz 01.19.07 at 8:12 am
what the hell are those things poking out of their chests?
+0
~pash 01.19.07 at 8:28 am
Shit IÂve just realised you can see my nipples through this dress!!!!
+0
~Daz 01.19.07 at 9:27 am
one of these guys just farted “mutha fuka!”
+0
~kfed 01.19.07 at 10:01 am
“my these are all strapping young m…. whats that!?! his button is undone!! oh my!!!
+0
~Renee B 01.19.07 at 12:02 pm
Is that a fixed bayonet or are you happy to see me ?
+0
~Keltictiger 01.19.07 at 2:28 pm
Oh yes, Im looking good today…If only Mr. Jackson hadn’t stolen my other white glove…
+0
~Rob 01.19.07 at 3:02 pm
Now…which one should I eat for din din tonight?
+0
~Rob 01.19.07 at 3:04 pm
That new movie of me has sure to have increased my sex appeal meooww…
+0
~Wombat 01.19.07 at 7:38 pm
I love this Game
+0
~Wombat 01.19.07 at 7:42 pm
7…6…2 milimetre. full. metal. jacket.
I luuuv the smell of fixodent in the morning.
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Recent Wines
“Who are these people, where am I walking to?”
12.19.06 at 5:46 pm
“Informer, ya’ no say dadda me snow me i”ll go blame
A licky boom boom down…”
12.19.06 at 7:28 pm
Jeepers,
creepers,
where’d you get those peepers?
12.20.06 at 10:51 pm
ive just shit myself
12.21.06 at 9:08 am
I’m dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
ALSO
HORNIEST… CHRISTMAS… EVAR.
12.21.06 at 5:15 pm
Too short,
Too fat,
Bad teeth,
Nose too big,
Bulge in pants too small,
Bad teeth,
Too Jewish,
Totally gay,
Bad teeth,
Bad teeth,
Bad Teeth…
12.21.06 at 6:53 pm
A dozen eggs. I must remember to pick up milk as well. And butter. And a new pair of shoes, I’m getting way too old for all this walking. Do these men ever crack a smile? Wonder if there will be anything worth watching on the telly tonight. Tisk, if this is supposed to be a straight line, I wonder what curves look like. I’m tired of this, time to let Charles take over.
12.23.06 at 5:43 am
oh god, look at this lot. i just hope there won’t be any wars. oh, wait…
12.24.06 at 2:47 am
hmmm…. strawberry cheese cake might be nice
12.25.06 at 7:22 pm
Take a good look gentlemen; The new blue uniforms just like mine will be issued to all of you at 06:30 tomorrow.
12.27.06 at 5:38 am
Oh I Dear I just cant believe that everyone in this line up has actually done my Charles
12.27.06 at 6:24 am
Maggie… Where ARE you??
(Oh, how I truly wish Maggie Thatcher were here. She’d know how to make proper use of these things…)
MAGGIE?!
MAAAAGGIEEEEE!!!!
12.27.06 at 9:15 am
if only Charles was so disciplined
12.27.06 at 7:18 pm
it sure is cold in here!
12.29.06 at 6:13 pm
stop glaring at me young man !!!
12.29.06 at 10:21 pm
heh,I think thats Ednas son in the blue uniform…wait.
12.31.06 at 4:49 am
yes i do believe that i am both ‘hip’ and ‘down’ with the new generation
01.01.07 at 2:41 pm
gosh… i feel like stabbing someone.. look how sharp those bayonets are… mmm
01.01.07 at 2:42 pm
hmmm shopping spree time, lets go buy a small country nobody cares about!
01.01.07 at 2:43 pm
Any of you lads know how to play cricket??……how about a quick posting to Australia
01.02.07 at 10:04 am
what do you mean? how do you determine what a real queen is…
01.07.07 at 10:59 am
Too short…
Too short…
Eh, not bad…
Oh dear, you’ll never please with that one…
Too short…
Oh my word… that’ll never fit! Or will it?
Commandant! I’ll take that cap on the end there!
01.11.07 at 6:00 pm
buttons … nice shiny buttons … oh look more nice shiny buttons.
01.12.07 at 6:15 am
Do you think they can see my stiff upper lip?
01.13.07 at 4:22 pm
which one of these boys should i bang tonight
01.14.07 at 11:25 pm
I love those long pointy things they all have
01.15.07 at 4:18 am
hmm… which one is thinking about me naked this one yes I see the gleam in his eye. “Maniacal laugh” That’s right tightened screws im your queen HAHAHA. Oh yes I wonder how many more I can get thats 3…4…
01.15.07 at 11:43 am
yes.. ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ no.. wait yeessss.. ~ yes ~ ok all yes ~ except those photographers and fat guy. oh maybe. but eventually yes. ~ Phew!! rating is hard work when’s tea? ~ yes.. ~ yes.. ~ no hahaha only kidding yes.. ~ yes.. In the end if only I had the freedom ARGGHH!! HAHAHA hmm shagadelic
01.15.07 at 11:49 am
I think I did a boy that looked like him in high school.
01.15.07 at 8:53 pm
Who are all these people? Why am I here again? Where’s my soup. I want soup today. Jibber jibber etc…
01.16.07 at 2:13 am
I wish she hurry along – or stop farting….
01.16.07 at 3:39 am
Look – she has got a trail of dunny paper hanging out the back of her dress.
01.16.07 at 3:40 am
waawaaweewa
01.16.07 at 5:19 am
Oh Yes, this lot look a lot sharper than those just back there.
01.16.07 at 9:04 am
mmmmmm….. their making me soooo HOT-aaa..,. Just hope my nipples aren’t showing again.
01.17.07 at 2:55 pm
hmmm myyyyy hes got a big gun !!
01.17.07 at 5:53 pm
50,000 men and not a single one wearing pants, it’s like a sausage factory with guns.
01.17.07 at 10:00 pm
who’s ya daddy
yall are my biatches
01.18.07 at 9:15 am
I will have to speak with Tony about updating the weapons…
01.18.07 at 10:22 am
Fuck me i’m old
01.18.07 at 1:16 pm
i think i just sharted in my pants
01.18.07 at 7:47 pm
brrrffffff…
01.18.07 at 10:42 pm
“……..undo my buttons baby…….”
sorry, couldn’t help myself, had to post a second one ! (gt)
01.18.07 at 10:44 pm
Are you eyeballing me?
01.19.07 at 12:59 am
These soldiers are poofs. I need a real man to feel, fill me up. Mr T… oh yeah!!
01.19.07 at 1:18 am
is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me
01.19.07 at 2:40 am
That’s him, that’s him, I knew it, Commander that’s the man, that’s Diana’s son, I’d recognise him anywhere.
01.19.07 at 7:31 am
Why the hell do we still have these crappy guns? Everyone knows you’ll get killed by a mine, missle, bomb or tank before you get to use those bayonets.
hmmmmm… Maybe those Aussies will know what to do. They seem to be better than us at everything else.
01.19.07 at 8:12 am
what the hell are those things poking out of their chests?
01.19.07 at 8:28 am
Shit IÂve just realised you can see my nipples through this dress!!!!
01.19.07 at 9:27 am
one of these guys just farted “mutha fuka!”
01.19.07 at 10:01 am
“my these are all strapping young m…. whats that!?! his button is undone!! oh my!!!
01.19.07 at 12:02 pm
Is that a fixed bayonet or are you happy to see me ?
01.19.07 at 2:28 pm
Oh yes, Im looking good today…If only Mr. Jackson hadn’t stolen my other white glove…
01.19.07 at 3:02 pm
Now…which one should I eat for din din tonight?
01.19.07 at 3:04 pm
That new movie of me has sure to have increased my sex appeal meooww…
01.19.07 at 7:38 pm
I love this Game
01.19.07 at 7:42 pm
7…6…2 milimetre. full. metal. jacket.
I luuuv the smell of fixodent in the morning.
01.19.07 at 8:01 pm
there’s Andrew’s father, oh behind him is Edward’s father…ugh! Oh is that Harry’s boyfirnd? – nice boy…..
01.19.07 at 9:45 pm
Shmocks!
01.20.07 at 9:36 pm
Long bayonnets mean long……
01.21.07 at 4:23 am
They made me so wet, MMMM… I haven’t felt this wet since William came around. So many fine young men, what is a lady to do?
01.21.07 at 10:26 am
looking for some hot stuff baby this evening…
looking for some hot stuff baby tonight…
01.21.07 at 10:20 pm
….. and they stand so erect
01.21.07 at 10:28 pm
Hmmm Hm… Just love all those tight uniforms and erect swords. Reminds me when I was young and full of vigar.
01.22.07 at 12:40 pm
hmmm.. maybe Im getting a bit old for this…. I cant get their eye-contact…
I think I’ll get a new job !
01.22.07 at 1:50 pm
I haven’t seen this many erect men since my teens
01.22.07 at 4:04 pm
Philip, Philip…..come see what one has just bought onesself on e-bay !!
01.22.07 at 4:14 pm
“I haven’t seen that many stiff men in a long time.”
01.22.07 at 5:58 pm
look how hard and straight you are…….. charles im going to need a room tonite
01.22.07 at 11:44 pm
Why the hell did Charles give up Dianna for that homely wench he’s with now?
02.08.07 at 11:24 pm
so this is what u call a sausage fest?
08.11.07 at 5:50 pm
If I walk in backward they’ll think I’m leaving…
10.02.07 at 6:06 am