The Cleverest Responses (79)

1. Should I tell her I’m color blind?

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   ~Ashcroft
   01.06.07 at 8:30 am

2. am I a yellow belly, green with envy, red with embarrasment or just feeling blue?
   whatever reason I must be gay to have agreed to play twister with someone of the same sex

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   ~Anonymous
   01.06.07 at 10:26 am

3. We’re pregnant!

       --1
   ~gabe
   01.06.07 at 3:40 pm

4. round 1… FIGHT!!

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   ~markeebaby
   01.07.07 at 10:50 am

5. Is Jehovah really spelled with an I?

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   ~Mike
   01.07.07 at 9:24 pm

6. “Dildo to blue four?”

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   ~bologna
   01.08.07 at 12:39 am

7. The last row is just sugar pills.

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   ~Kate :)
   01.09.07 at 1:23 am

8. Michael row your boat ashore… ha-le-luuu-jah.

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   ~Cod
   01.09.07 at 8:54 am

9. We are going to trip our BALLS off.

       --1
   ~Gabula
   01.09.07 at 10:15 pm

10. Who’s got the body oil?

        --1
    ~SurferCam
    01.10.07 at 1:27 am

11. ah crap… which ones my left hand?

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    ~Barry Mundy
    01.12.07 at 6:11 am

12. purple nipple to red tounge

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    ~guess
    01.14.07 at 11:24 pm

13. Please God let Yellow and Green be guys

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    ~Go
    01.15.07 at 9:37 am

14. She’s cute. I’ll even play twister with her…but so help me If my boyfriend tries to make me do a 3-way with her I’m gone…and no more anal…

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    ~gboogie
    01.15.07 at 8:49 pm

15. FU*K

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    ~AAA
    01.15.07 at 9:54 pm

16. So whats the next step in the karmaforkidsasutra

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    ~Chris
    01.16.07 at 12:57 am

17. Right, I’ll take my kit off while you grab the baby oil.

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    ~JJ
    01.16.07 at 2:08 am

18. Just leave your knickers on. I dont want it to get sticky.

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    ~mike
    01.16.07 at 3:46 am

19. Can’t wait to get a peek at her tits when she bends over. I’m sure the’re poached eggs.

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    ~Nipper
    01.16.07 at 5:06 am

20. i luv her pants! wait a minute, i’m wearing the same…
    Am I?

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    ~boris
    01.16.07 at 8:55 pm

21. Sudden Death elimination round…

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    ~Wombat
    01.17.07 at 8:22 am

22. I know what you’re thinking. It looks like a trap.

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    ~jz
    01.17.07 at 9:56 pm

23. … Left hand PINK…..

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    ~ceewoo
    01.17.07 at 10:31 pm

24. Lets skip this garbage and just FUCK

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    ~Anonymous
    01.18.07 at 2:54 am

25. Twister’s at this hour? She must be on crack…

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    ~Jayson
    01.18.07 at 6:48 am

26. why are there clouds coming out of our heads

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    ~filepe
    01.18.07 at 9:12 am

27. Hurry up invisibles! We want to play!

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    ~xxx
    01.18.07 at 10:14 am

28. how do we play this game again?

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    ~Brandon
    01.18.07 at 7:45 pm

29. What’s it do?

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    ~MrX
    01.18.07 at 10:23 pm

30. one spot, two spot, red spot, blue spot.. oooOOO!M!G! I didnt change my knickers today!

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    ~droo
    01.19.07 at 3:44 am

31. i hope my tongue ends up in her pussy

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    ~Anonymous
    01.19.07 at 6:15 am

32. “I’m not a lesbain. I’m not a lesbain. I’m not a lesbain…”

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    ~Joe
    01.19.07 at 6:29 am

33. Would have been a BIT more funny if I had spelled lesbian right. Mispelled it THREE times?!?!?

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    ~Joe
    01.19.07 at 6:33 am

34. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?????
    Cool… Let’s stand here and watch the mat all day!

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    ~Ozzie Wiz
    01.19.07 at 7:58 am

35. Is this a flying carpet?

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    ~J
    01.19.07 at 11:08 am

36. I seriously need a boyfriend

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    01.19.07 at 12:51 pm

37. “This just aint so much fun any more since we lost the spinner…”

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    ~me
    01.19.07 at 3:44 pm

38. Hey, Listen I only came around for a bowl of sugar.

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    ~pb
    01.19.07 at 3:45 pm

39. I thought you said we aere playing hopscotch

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    ~pb
    01.19.07 at 3:46 pm

40. this is like wrestling in honey piece of cake

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    ~Wombat
    01.19.07 at 7:40 pm

41. I love this game

        +0
    ~Wombat
    01.19.07 at 7:42 pm

42. i think its alot more fun now that we play it naked – who’s got the custard?

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    ~Justin
    01.19.07 at 7:53 pm

43. right hand red – is that her left or right tit?

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    ~Justin
    01.19.07 at 7:54 pm

44. Join the dots….join the dots…I don’t get it?

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    ~Jerry Hatrick
    01.19.07 at 9:50 pm

45. This is like a flat, large, weird version of Connect Four… yeah?

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    ~Michelle Rogers
    01.20.07 at 5:59 am

46. So you are trying to tell me Paul Mcartney was in a group BEFORE WINGS!?!?!?

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    ~scott
    01.20.07 at 8:58 am

47. i was gonna write something extremely witty in here, and then i realised, that i couldn’t be arsed!
    but if i was going to, i think i would write…

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    ~magic
    01.20.07 at 5:29 pm

48. nice tits

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    ~magic
    01.20.07 at 5:30 pm

49. see… really witty!

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    ~magic
    01.20.07 at 5:30 pm

50. I hope we end up playing naked twister again.

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    ~Anonymous
    01.21.07 at 12:34 am

51. now if i could only pursuade her to take her clothes off then it could be fun…then again where’s shelly?

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    ~hanna
    01.21.07 at 4:43 am

52. Shes got really hairy toes

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    ~Vincent
    01.21.07 at 6:27 am

53. I hope she shaved this time.

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    ~Leethal
    01.21.07 at 10:20 am

54. Are you ready?
    … Are you ready?
    …… Let’s get it on.

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    ~JP Williams
    01.21.07 at 10:29 pm

55. OMG OMG I Love This Gam…..
    Whats with the mat?

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    ~Anonymous
    01.21.07 at 11:42 pm

56. How long do we have to look at this “magic eye” poster before we can see the image?

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    ~Darren
    01.22.07 at 2:02 pm

57. Hmmm…looks like rain!

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    ~Indigestion
    01.22.07 at 7:54 pm

58. i thought you said we were playing twister……..

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    ~damo
    01.22.07 at 11:46 pm

59. red spot, pink spot, g spot, woohoo thats the spot !!

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    ~Anonymous
    01.22.07 at 11:59 pm

60. with our to minds combined we can rule the world… oh fuck it, lets get naked

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    ~Chris
    01.23.07 at 3:21 am

61. Oh god Im dying for a shit..

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    ~Anonymous
    01.23.07 at 6:40 am

62. I hope her head doesn’t end up lodged in my arse again!

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    ~Lisa Dee
    01.23.07 at 8:57 am

63. An early example of the Pregnancy Test Kit.
    Problems with needing 8-10L of piss per test lead to the rapid development of smaller, single-user tests.

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    ~Dr Leevil
    01.23.07 at 10:58 am

64. How long before the LSD kicks in?

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    ~AgisG
    01.24.07 at 2:03 pm

65. The mental fart cloud exchange begins.

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    ~ericB
    01.24.07 at 2:56 pm

66. Where does the money go?

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    ~annon
    01.24.07 at 3:41 pm

67. How the hell do we play connect four with ‘This’!?

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    ~Nex
    01.24.07 at 4:04 pm

68. Let’s stand here and see how long it takes for someone else to suggest we get naked and have sex…

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    ~Michele
    01.24.07 at 6:02 pm

69. wot a cool dance matt where’s the ps2?

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    ~KIRK BRAMLEY
    01.25.07 at 8:35 am

70. “Hmm… What color was my Parachute again?”

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    ~marx
    01.25.07 at 10:14 am

71. she’s fat!!

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    ~sandra
    01.25.07 at 3:40 pm

72. we can discover a new sex position here sweaty…

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    ~tasosgg
    01.25.07 at 5:07 pm

73. Is it cool if I make a color joke…

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    ~Jonjon
    02.02.07 at 12:23 am

74. Should I mention that we’re standing here for like 1 hour already, I mean: my god! you need that freakin’ thingy with an arrow to play this fckng game.

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    ~RG
    02.04.07 at 10:05 am

75. uggg wheres the on button.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.06.07 at 11:51 pm

76. Great, and I’ve started spotting myself!

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    ~Kayla
    02.10.07 at 8:17 pm

77. Wow she had very nice boobs

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    ~fucker
    07.02.07 at 8:11 pm

78. 4 coulours it’s too difficult !!!

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    ~Sasuke
    11.02.07 at 8:27 am

79. My turn. Index finger on pink…hmmm.

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    ~:)
    06.22.11 at 5:49 am

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