The Cleverest Responses (81)

1. Trust me, if you had to live with that Ice Queen and her spoiled little brat, you’d re-up for another tour in Iraq too.

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   ~Anonymous
   01.11.07 at 7:14 pm

2. Fuck I’m gonn alove Amsterdam

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   ~Anonymous
   01.11.07 at 11:15 pm

3. I can’t believe she bought that. I mean seriously… Look how cheap my camo. gear is.

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   ~Jawsh
   01.12.07 at 12:01 am

4. Redeployed right after I find out I can get porn on my Wii. Ain’t that about a bitch?

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   ~beny j rusho
   01.12.07 at 6:02 pm

5. Do you mind? This is a private moment. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA. Private. Moment. Ugh, please kill me.

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   ~Gabula
   01.12.07 at 10:01 pm

6. Yes honey, Hail Hitler to you too…

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   ~Ashcroft
   01.12.07 at 10:20 pm

7. Yeah, but can she *prove* that it is mine?

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   ~Paul
   01.13.07 at 10:17 am

8. Ain’t I good looking?

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   ~clever boy
   01.15.07 at 2:56 am

9. Damned if I can get that door to hand straight

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   ~Anonymous
   01.15.07 at 4:15 am

10. Army Gear bought from a second hand store: $150
    Plane Ticket to an Exotic Island filled with nude ladies 24/7: $1500
    The wife and step daughter thinking that you are off to the army for 6 months: Priceless!

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    ~Mike
    01.15.07 at 9:00 am

11. A glorious death in Iraq or Child Support for the next 10 years….You decide!

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    ~Go
    01.15.07 at 9:34 am

12. Can you believe that I had to lie about being in the Army to get my ass to see Eddie Wells!!!

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    ~Anonymous
    01.15.07 at 11:13 am

13. God bless bush

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    ~AAA
    01.15.07 at 9:54 pm

14. i like rasberries!

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    ~Chris
    01.16.07 at 12:58 am

15. I like a woman who is good in bed – Thank God I am leaving…..

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    ~mike
    01.16.07 at 3:43 am

16. She’s pregnant – That’s the 5th woman this year! Gotta love leave!

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    ~Adam
    01.16.07 at 10:11 am

17. How do I complete Sudoku?!?!?

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    ~Wombat
    01.17.07 at 8:20 am

18. Does my ass look fat in this?

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    ~Jayson
    01.17.07 at 2:44 pm

19. The kid was better.

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    ~jz
    01.17.07 at 9:53 pm

20. One Down 235 to go. I love it when the rest of the guys get posted overseas

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    ~Fat Bstrd
    01.18.07 at 12:45 am

21. She’s a great mother, but I’m addicted to Asian pussy!

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    ~xxx
    01.18.07 at 10:01 am

22. Not sure which BUSH i prefer….

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    ~Dave Carruthers
    01.18.07 at 2:34 pm

23. Like I’d really believe that little ginger freak was mine! Fucking Doris!

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    ~C Ritchie
    01.18.07 at 6:42 pm

24. Ok, let’s go kill some of them Commies….just like ma daddy did…….

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    ~gt
    01.18.07 at 10:47 pm

25. Peace at last

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    ~Mario
    01.19.07 at 12:56 am

26. another one bites the dust

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    ~blacky
    01.19.07 at 2:39 am

27. I’m getting out before she notices the crabs…

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    ~Spleen
    01.19.07 at 3:12 am

28. Damn, I don’t think our daughter bought the “Daddy joined the army” excuse when she caught us in roleplay :(

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    ~Tom
    01.19.07 at 3:19 am

29. What a great way to spend the night before leave. And her mother wasn’t so bad either.

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    ~Joe
    01.19.07 at 6:28 am

30. What is with all these Paedophiles?

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    ~Yeah Right
    01.19.07 at 7:52 am

31. this hat is the perfect size to hide all her silverware.

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    ~pash
    01.19.07 at 8:23 am

32. Hell, English chicks!! Wonder if it was her husbands helicopter i shot down?

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    ~Dig Bick
    01.19.07 at 10:15 am

33. Who’s this guy with the camera?

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    ~Daniel
    01.19.07 at 11:11 am

34. Shank

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    ~Anonymous
    01.19.07 at 1:13 pm

35. who stuck this stupid cloud to my hat?

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    ~Anonymous
    01.19.07 at 1:40 pm

36. but sarge you don’t have dandruff….?

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    ~Justin
    01.19.07 at 7:49 pm

37. listen to me, i am serious…
    Condoms are not 100% safe.

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    ~magic
    01.20.07 at 3:07 pm

38. well i could just exlapin….
    nah she wouldn’t understand…
    turn back while i still can…
    opps too late now.
    naked women here we cume..

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    ~hanna
    01.21.07 at 4:51 am

39. Im 99% sure that my grandfather didnt have red hair, hope she’s ok while Im away……

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    ~Vincent
    01.21.07 at 6:25 am

40. “war on terror” – what does that dumb metaphor mean?

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    ~Anonymous
    01.21.07 at 9:46 am

41. Wait ’til she see’s the phone bill.

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    ~Anonymous
    01.21.07 at 10:12 am

42. that cunt could have waited till I returned to tell me it wasn’t my child.

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    ~JP Williams
    01.21.07 at 10:30 pm

43. If she tell’s me I look like Ben Affleck again I’m going get all “shock and awe” on her ass.

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    ~matt
    01.22.07 at 2:53 am

44. Great, now she loves me. Can ya believe the sergeants wife. Damb I’m good.

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    ~Jiffy
    01.22.07 at 12:36 pm

45. She always believe me when I wear this uniform. But Im just going to the pub !!!

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    ~pink
    01.22.07 at 1:46 pm

46. “He’s just a friend looking out for me whilst you were away……” Post-War Traumatic Syndrome is always a good excuse when in court… now *where* does her ginger-haired freak of a friend live again???

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    ~Darren
    01.22.07 at 1:57 pm

47. I wonder if this stupid look will go when they pull the gerbil out?

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    ~GW
    01.22.07 at 8:44 pm

48. i love you too darling now piss off before the milkman comes round.

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    ~Anonymous
    01.22.07 at 11:48 pm

49. does she know that war on iraq has finished…..?

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    ~damo
    01.22.07 at 11:50 pm

50. yay, only four months to live, thought i’d be sad. oh well, lets go kill someone

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    ~Chris
    01.23.07 at 3:19 am

51. OH JOOOODIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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    ~Me Tarzan
    01.23.07 at 5:09 am

52. I hope I will make it back …

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    ~Anonymous
    01.23.07 at 7:36 am

53. I think I’ll cut the mother first… then play-time on the ginger freak…
    Hoo – Rah, I love the Corps!

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    ~Dr Leevil
    01.23.07 at 10:52 am

54. Ulga Vockonovavich is told the truth that Private Kevin has a family back home too

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    ~Logan
    01.23.07 at 11:50 am

55. Ginger Kid.. A GINGER KID!! F*ck this, I’m going to get myself killed. No I din’t think it was important to mention I was in the army reserves.. Did you think it was important to say you shagged the ginger milkman?!!

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    ~BrotherDeeJ
    01.23.07 at 2:37 pm

56. fuck! ive got a ginger kid

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    ~steve
    01.23.07 at 7:40 pm

57. Can’t believe she didn’t do that for me. Was it too much for a father to ask his little girl to eat 7 inches of meat? Its that damn vegan mother of hers….no hot dogs my ass. Things gonna change…oh yeah…gonna get some prime healthy meat into my little girl when i bring back some deer from the hunt.

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    ~Paul
    01.23.07 at 8:13 pm

58. Army… yeah right…
    Are they still there?

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    ~T
    01.23.07 at 11:24 pm

59. I mean she was good and all, but it’s just not the same when you can’t rape and murder then kill the whole family. Shi-it, I didn’t even get any degrading photos.

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    ~TJ
    01.24.07 at 5:06 am

60. Guerrilla warfare is one thing, but I hate it when a bunch of pigeons dump their bombs. Yeah that’s right, they don’t call it khaki green for nuttin.

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    ~Youtube are so cute together
    01.24.07 at 7:07 am

61. (Damn, Maybe my bitch of a wife is right, the british army is the best)..Now are you sure you packed my passport?! (Britania here I come) Just off to iraq dear, see you at tea time….HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    ~Prime~British~Beef No.1
    01.24.07 at 10:39 am

62. You don’t know maaaaan!
    you weren’t there.

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    ~AgisG
    01.24.07 at 1:59 pm

63. I hope she follows through on investing in Halliburton stock, since I’ve been deployed to protect their overseas interests.
    Seeds of Democracy. More like I’m nuts to have believed any of Bush’s fear tactics.

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    ~ericB
    01.24.07 at 2:50 pm

64. *sigh* … And to think I voted for the other guy!

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    ~david
    01.24.07 at 5:25 pm

65. Man, are they ever gonna be pissed when they find out I’m gay…

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    ~frank
    01.25.07 at 7:53 am

66. Who the hell were those people?

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    ~Fabricio Rodriguez
    01.25.07 at 10:56 am

67. Hmmm… did I turn the iron off?

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    ~Fabricio Rodriguez
    01.25.07 at 10:57 am

68. Why is there a speech bubble floating next to my head?

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    ~Fabricio Rodriguez
    01.25.07 at 10:57 am

69. Слава ,богу,полтора года в тишине….

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    ~ЖЭКА
    01.25.07 at 11:13 am

70. Stop staring or I’ll glue your hand to the door as well!

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    ~Anonymous
    01.25.07 at 7:34 pm

71. I’m off to find Weapons of Mass Destruction!

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    ~MookieBear
    01.25.07 at 8:08 pm

72. I is off to find me some raghead poon tang in the persian delta…. yeeehaaww kick ass, yeah!

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    ~Dr Octogon
    01.26.07 at 12:56 am

73. What, me worry?

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    ~DAmo
    01.26.07 at 1:08 am

74. ok..let see…
    keys
    phone
    wallet
    watch
    shirts
    pants
    thong
    stockings
    high heels
    lipstick
    mascara
    angora sweater
    nail file
    boots
    socks
    toothbrush
    camera
    yep…got everything…ok lets go.

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    ~Kidda
    01.26.07 at 1:13 am

75. The boys at the office will never believe what I had to wear to bed this bitch

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    ~John Daniels
    01.26.07 at 10:13 am

76. Ahhh – finally I can go to work and relax a little.

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    ~Kenneth
    01.26.07 at 1:14 pm

77. Yes, they’re disappointed by their daddy now – But all this would change once I win the Hide and Seek tournament!!!

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    ~Chen
    02.04.07 at 11:58 pm

78. Do all us yank soldiers look this stupid or is it just me, y’all?

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    ~Jez
    02.05.07 at 10:57 am

79. I just knocked on the door to ask directions, and she invites me in, locks up the kid, screws my brains out, and fixes me breakfast! Wow, I’m coming back here on my next leave!

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    ~Wry Wordsmith
    02.07.07 at 3:31 pm

80. She better behave her ass while I’m gone! I’ll come back and systematically eliminate her family, one by one…then go Gitmo on her before I send her to those barracks in the sky!

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    ~Junior
    02.10.07 at 8:16 pm

81. that was the last time i spent whit them :’( !!! But that was very funny even i’ll die !!! :D

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    ~Sasuke
    11.02.07 at 8:27 am

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