The Cleverest Responses (111)

1. Does this make me more attractive?

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   ~Charles
   01.19.07 at 6:01 pm

2. “I SAID, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEARING!”

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   ~Smitheagle
   01.19.07 at 6:22 pm

3. “I SAID ‘IF YOU DO NOT HAVE INSURANCE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!”

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   ~roroyoyo
   01.19.07 at 7:21 pm

4. I LOVE YOU

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   ~Wombat
   01.19.07 at 7:33 pm

5. IT’S A HERNIA

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   ~Wombat
   01.19.07 at 7:38 pm

6. Would the owner of the white celica please move their vehicle because it is about to be towed?

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   ~Justin
   01.19.07 at 7:40 pm

7. you’re too low Cougar! you’re too low!! pull up Cougar!

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   ~Justin
   01.19.07 at 8:04 pm

8. I said “You have something stuck in your ears”

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   ~John
   01.19.07 at 8:50 pm

9. “You heard me right, lady – you have cancer in your cunt…to hell with bedside manner”…

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   ~Kate :)
   01.19.07 at 9:34 pm

10. Who’s ya daddy?!

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    ~Jerry Hatrick
    01.19.07 at 9:48 pm

11. Next is the smell and taste test.

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    ~Mark
    01.19.07 at 9:48 pm

12. DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

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    ~ALAN
    01.20.07 at 12:04 am

13. Does this stethoscope make my ears look big?

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    ~Simon
    01.20.07 at 1:20 am

14. It’s my first day on the job…Am I doing this right?

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    ~JJPIPER
    01.20.07 at 2:28 am

15. “Twat!!!!!????!!!You cunt hear me?… I think you have an earinfucktion.?

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    ~scott
    01.20.07 at 8:50 am

16. I’m the Doc around here, you hear ?
    So,what the fuck are you doing with this thing dangling from your ears ?

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    ~sunsum
    01.20.07 at 11:24 am

17. “Look into my eyes
    You will see
    What you mean to me”

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    ~José López
    01.20.07 at 3:01 pm

18. your heart beat sounds fine….next we will check your hearing, lift up your shirt…

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    ~shank
    01.20.07 at 3:30 pm

19. Hellooo… I said vacum

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    ~Websiden
    01.20.07 at 6:41 pm

20. NO! This is not the fucking iPod…!!

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    ~neal
    01.20.07 at 11:33 pm

21. can you see the white bubble above me.

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    ~Angelo Evangelou
    01.21.07 at 12:04 am

22. I had sex with your daughter and the tests came back, you have herpes.

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    ~Anonymous
    01.21.07 at 12:31 am

23. 3..2…1…. !Boom!!!

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    ~hanna
    01.21.07 at 4:38 am

24. I’m sure this is how it works…

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    ~Vincent
    01.21.07 at 6:23 am

25. Gee, this is fun! I never got to play doctors and nurses when I was a kid.

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    ~Penny
    01.21.07 at 6:25 am

26. there’s more misogynous banality coming your way….

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    ~Anonymous
    01.21.07 at 9:43 am

27. Ground control to Major Tom…..”May the force be with you”

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    ~Rick
    01.21.07 at 12:25 pm

28. I’ll just warm it up before I put in between my balls!

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    ~Jason Parker
    01.21.07 at 6:05 pm

29. Kimmy, kimmy, look at moi! look at mooooi!

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    ~droo
    01.21.07 at 10:27 pm

30. “I said I can’t hear your heartbeat and you’ve only a few seconds to live”!

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    ~JP Williams
    01.21.07 at 10:31 pm

31. I said a Hip hop, a-hip-a to tha hop-a you dont stop rockin to the bang bang boogie said up jump tha boogie to tha riddem a tha boogiedabeat…

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    ~Wild Haggis
    01.21.07 at 11:19 pm

32. Can you hear me now? No? Oh, looks like we’ve got a problem then… Those stupid Verizon commercials!!!

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    ~Aussie Person
    01.22.07 at 12:19 am

33. read my lips, your Co-Pay is required PRIOR to being seen!

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    ~doc hollywood
    01.22.07 at 12:42 am

34. I said “it’s NOT LUPUS!”

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    ~Anonymous
    01.22.07 at 7:01 am

35. Breaker19, this here is a rubber duckie, you got a copy on the pig pen? C’mon ! 10-4 Rubber Duckie, pig pen’s got his ears on.

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    ~Urt
    01.22.07 at 10:00 am

36. Im your father !!!

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    ~pink
    01.22.07 at 1:45 pm

37. Ok, now you play the doctor and insert your fingers up ME!

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    ~Darren
    01.22.07 at 1:50 pm

38. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!

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    ~Ali
    01.22.07 at 2:01 pm

39. Fuck, your ugly!!!

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    ~Gogo
    01.22.07 at 5:50 pm

40. now put the ear piece in your paints and im going to hum

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    ~Anonymous
    01.22.07 at 7:12 pm

41. Testing… Testing 1 2 testing

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    ~Craig S
    01.22.07 at 8:43 pm

42. The bad news? You got a stetoscope growning out of your ears.

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    ~Frepp
    01.22.07 at 9:06 pm

43. Kiss you? I shouldn’t even be fucking you.

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    ~jO
    01.22.07 at 9:57 pm

44. This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system, had the been an actual emergency the………

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    ~Cowboy
    01.22.07 at 10:34 pm

45. Harden the fuck up

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    ~muz
    01.22.07 at 11:41 pm

46. wot wot i cant hear you

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    ~damo
    01.22.07 at 11:53 pm

47. No Mrs Smith, it’s a very interesting condition known as panagnosia. For instance, I just told you to put my dick in your mouth and look what happened…!

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    ~BenC
    01.23.07 at 1:07 am

48. … do it again, but this time a little slower and firmer… and stop looking at me like that, im a real doctor, trust me

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    ~Chris
    01.23.07 at 3:16 am

49. “MonkeyDickVagina”

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    ~RyanC
    01.23.07 at 6:14 am

50. No, your MP3 player is not stuck on the Drum ‘n Base channel. That is a stethoscope and you’re listening to your heartbeat. Now unzip my pants so I can take your temperature already.

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    ~Brutha John
    01.23.07 at 8:46 am

51. One yank of this, Bitch and your fucking ears come off!!!

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    ~Dr Leevil
    01.23.07 at 10:47 am

52. will you f*****g listen me…surgery will not improve your looks…only a full body and head transplant will help…you’re a moose, accept it!

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    ~Logan
    01.23.07 at 11:45 am

53. For the last f***in time, I’m a vet…. V…..E…..T . now get of my table, I’m sure your husband called you a Dog for effect.

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    ~Nedly (UK)
    01.23.07 at 11:49 am

54. You have a classic case of an arse for a head and your are quite clearly constipated.

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    ~BrotherDeeJ
    01.23.07 at 2:33 pm

55. YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR HUSBAND TO STOP EJACULATE IN YOUR EAR….AS I SAID BEFORE ONCE IT DRIES OUT IT BECOMES HARD AND BLOCKS YOUR EARHOLE!

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    ~Elrick
    01.23.07 at 2:34 pm

56. YOU ARE NOT DOCTOR! YOU ARE NOT ME! NOT! ME BETTER THAN YOU. BETTER THAN YOU!NOW, WALLET PLEASE.

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    ~Paul
    01.23.07 at 7:50 pm

57. who would ever read all that

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    ~RETARD
    01.24.07 at 2:20 am

58. I left my heart, in San Francisco. High on a hill it sings to me ….

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    ~kk
    01.24.07 at 4:44 am

59. “I said… this appointment will cost you 300 dollars..hello..Madam…oh my, I think she just snapped.”

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    ~Youtube are so cute together
    01.24.07 at 7:11 am

60. I said im going to bum rape you now..Now sign here please!!

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    ~Prime~British~Beef No.1
    01.24.07 at 10:41 am

61. wazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!

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    ~doggy dogg
    01.24.07 at 12:29 pm

62. NO GUDDAMMIT! You pay me now and settle with Discovery on your own time.

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    ~Russ
    01.24.07 at 1:24 pm

63. NO MA’AM THIS IS NOT THE POST OFFICE!

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    ~AgisG
    01.24.07 at 1:53 pm

64. is this thing on. baow boaw chick chick

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    ~Wesslayer
    01.24.07 at 2:55 pm

65. There is no music while you wait for me to come in…..and these are NOT headphones!

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    ~YUGUY
    01.24.07 at 3:33 pm

66. So, I’m trying out for the voiceover for movie trailers… hows this… “IN A WORLD WHERE GOOD VERSES EVIL, …”

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    ~Michele
    01.24.07 at 6:16 pm

67. i always wanted to be a presenter!

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    ~alfie
    01.25.07 at 7:41 am

68. OH NOES! YOU GONNA DIE!

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    ~frank
    01.25.07 at 7:52 am

69. *Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
    ‘Cause I wonder where you are
    And I wonder what you do
    Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is some other brother loving you?
    Tell me how to win your heart
    For I haven’t got a clue
    But let me start by saying … I love you*

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    ~peri
    01.25.07 at 9:55 am

70. JAMES BROWN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

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    ~tasosgg
    01.25.07 at 5:02 pm

71. WHAT UP FOOL!

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    ~Shogunn
    01.25.07 at 5:04 pm

72. When you go to school for ten years, then you can play with the fucking equipment!!!

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    ~Chris Manceaux
    01.25.07 at 6:52 pm

73. Ground control to Major Tom:
    Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong.
    Can you hear me Major Tom?
    Can you hear me Major Tom?
    Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you …
    Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon
    Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do
    Sorry Folks … I couldn’t resist
    :)

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    ~hockeycoach
    01.25.07 at 9:10 pm

74. Right then Mrs Crabapple…let’s see. Mmm..ah..ahem..yes..Mmmm..ok then.
    I don’t know how to break this to you gently, so I’m just gonna come out and say it….YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!

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    ~Goldie
    01.26.07 at 12:38 am

75. I said, it don’t matter just don’t bite it!

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    ~G Dog
    01.26.07 at 12:49 am

76. Under this white coat and cool fascade beats a heart with intolerable desire, not biarch, whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap!

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    ~Dr Octogon
    01.26.07 at 12:53 am

77. You had me at hello

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    ~waxybreath
    01.26.07 at 4:01 am

78. anyone hoooooooome?

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    ~Anonymous
    01.26.07 at 8:53 am

79. BURP!

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    ~weaselshouse
    01.26.07 at 10:29 am

80. I said my BUTT HOLE IS ITCHY

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    ~John Daniels
    01.26.07 at 10:33 am

81. i want to eat you

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    ~baggameister
    01.26.07 at 3:58 pm

82. give me back my fucking stethascope, PLEASE!

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    ~Anonymous
    01.26.07 at 7:39 pm

83. can you hear me now?

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    ~yobi
    01.26.07 at 7:48 pm

84. Hello, is there anybody in there?

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    ~Sweet Pea
    01.26.07 at 9:58 pm

85. cunt

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    ~Dave
    01.27.07 at 10:08 am

86. For the last time lady, your standing on my bloody foot!

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    ~Graham
    01.28.07 at 1:28 pm

87. You are clear for landing on runway two niner

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    ~Amorino
    01.28.07 at 7:13 pm

88. For the last time Mrs Jones, i’m the fucking doctor !!

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    ~Mr Inch
    01.28.07 at 7:32 pm

89. stop smilling i said ur going to die

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    ~Anonymous
    01.28.07 at 9:26 pm

90. Don’t ever come into my office again until you’ve done something with your hair(s)!

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    ~nymurf
    01.29.07 at 1:04 am

91. YOU HAVE AIDS….LOL!

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    ~simon
    01.29.07 at 3:00 am

92. I said…. I am sleeping with your daughter and husband.

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    ~Li Wi
    01.29.07 at 3:49 am

93. Houston we have a problem.

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    ~WiSe
    01.29.07 at 3:14 pm

94. go on play with me you can be the doctor

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    ~wendy
    01.29.07 at 3:44 pm

95. Damm – it didnt steam up – your right – I am dead

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    ~J F Notman
    01.29.07 at 3:49 pm

96. Hi,
    This one wil go in dutch:
    Hallo iemand thuis?
    And here is the translation.
    Anyone home?

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    ~Henry
    01.29.07 at 3:53 pm

97. YOU NEED A FUCKING DENTIST…

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    ~gary
    01.29.07 at 5:53 pm

98. *fart noises*

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    ~Anonymous
    01.29.07 at 7:46 pm

99. i am blind and i will perform your surgery, this afternoon

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    ~guzman
    01.29.07 at 10:01 pm

100. “I SAID, YOU NEED A HEARING AID”

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     ~Robert
     01.29.07 at 11:11 pm

101. “It’s probably just a simple case of selective hearing”

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     ~Sherrvonne
     01.30.07 at 1:31 am

102. “I SAID, SHOW ME YOUR CUNT”

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     ~Anonymous
     01.30.07 at 1:50 pm

103. Put this in your mouth and scream.

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     ~Jonjon
     02.02.07 at 12:18 am

104. Okay, here’s your damned second opinion: You’re deaf, too!”

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     ~A.Nonymous
     02.06.07 at 6:07 pm

105. “Sometimes this damned thing gets clogged up with my ear wax. Grab on to the table; I’ve gotta blow it out.”

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     ~Wry Wordsmith
     02.07.07 at 3:27 pm

106. “Well, Ms. Jordan, I’ve given you a thorough examination, and you seem to be just fine. I’m only a dentist, though. The gynecologist’s office is on the NEXT floor.”

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     ~Wry Wordsmith
     02.07.07 at 3:36 pm

107. You have tit cancer and you are going deaf too

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     ~Anonymous
     02.07.07 at 10:29 pm

108. Look, we had you sit here in this room until I was done with the last patient. That doesn’t give you the right to play with my equipment.

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     ~Sandi
     02.10.07 at 8:07 pm

109. Can you ear me now?………………………GOOD!!!!

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     ~phil
     10.25.07 at 10:21 am

110. -Do you hear me ?
     -I don’t understand !!!

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     ~Sasuke
     11.02.07 at 8:25 am

111. Horny Eagle to Wet Panther. Do you read me?

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     ~:)
     06.22.11 at 5:48 am

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