The Cleverest Responses (86)

1. “Nice ass.”

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   ~Deamin
   02.03.07 at 8:45 pm

2. “Dad…”

   *long pause*

   “I’m gay.”

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   ~beny j rusho
   02.03.07 at 9:05 pm

3. I think we went a little off course dear…

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   ~The Archlord
   02.03.07 at 9:08 pm

4. Your Ad Here

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   ~m87
   02.03.07 at 9:29 pm

5. No sir you can’t fly!!

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   ~Tiffany
   02.03.07 at 9:44 pm

6. See i told you if you walked on your tip toes it keeps your bollocks out of the water.

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   ~Smokin750
   02.03.07 at 10:27 pm

7. Women think its the size of your feet not how tall you are.

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   ~Anonymous
   02.03.07 at 10:42 pm

8. Luke
   …
   i’m your father

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   ~Laurent
   02.03.07 at 10:47 pm

9. so how long have you been doing ballet for?

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   ~Matt
   02.03.07 at 11:59 pm

10. look about last night…

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    ~john
    02.04.07 at 12:18 am

11. Soon, comrade, the humans shall be ours. None of them shall suspect a thing. This surprise raid is only the first step towards our world-wide domination.
    FOR COMMUNISM!!

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    ~Anonymous
    02.04.07 at 12:22 am

12. Fine, go, good luck finding someone better! You’ll be back, they all come back.. on their KNEES! But guess what, I won’t fucking be here when you do! This is the biggest mistake of your life Bitch! You’re walking away from the best thing that ever happened to you! fuuck, baby come back! come back, Im sorry ok! I love you, please, just please don’t fucking leave me!!

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    ~eric
    02.04.07 at 1:28 am

13. Can I push in your stool?

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    ~Wilber
    02.04.07 at 3:17 am

14. Shrinkage!!!

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    ~mcpcam
    02.04.07 at 6:19 am

15. they stand so tall, but their childish religions will be the end of them all.

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    ~bologna
    02.04.07 at 8:17 am

16. ummm… theres still that piece of tissue stuck to your ass…

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    ~mieulium
    02.04.07 at 10:05 am

17. “God does know how to turn me on”

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    ~Crolpa
    02.04.07 at 10:11 am

18. Derek, just ask for directions…

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    ~John Lewis
    02.04.07 at 2:54 pm

19. ATCHOOOO
    very funny dave

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    ~c
    02.04.07 at 3:13 pm

20. I’ll show YOU happy feet…

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    ~Olga
    02.04.07 at 6:22 pm

21. Swimming sure is a lot more fun than walking across miles of glaciers! I love global warming!

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    ~Jason
    02.04.07 at 7:00 pm

22. hmm… tight ass

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    ~Wesley
    02.04.07 at 7:07 pm

23. Stan, quit sticking out your chest.
    You are such a bone head !

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    ~Alex
    02.04.07 at 7:28 pm

24. Finally, we have found our abandoned island. Finally we can be alone. Shit… are they filming a “Survivor” up there?

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    ~NDF
    02.04.07 at 8:10 pm

25. Yo, 99, when can we take off this suit – I need to pee!

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    ~Jock
    02.04.07 at 8:44 pm

26. Fred… put ure wings down, we are a flightless bird

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    ~Seraph
    02.04.07 at 9:42 pm

27. YOU STINKY BASTARD,MY MOUTH WAS OPENED THAT TIME!!!!

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    ~jr2424
    02.04.07 at 11:03 pm

28. Hey numbnuts ! Wait up, didn’t you ever hear “birds of a feather…”

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    ~Bruce
    02.04.07 at 11:53 pm

29. oh hot damn

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    ~jerry
    02.05.07 at 3:54 am

30. Look I’m sorry; I thought you were female… Still look at this way, you wont get constipated anymore…

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    ~Daz
    02.05.07 at 8:14 am

31. Man 0h Man , The Water is Cold, We will try it again next year.

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    ~Pinteman Gouda Netherlands
    02.05.07 at 8:16 am

32. hey, wait,
    your trunks are still dangling at your tail!

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    ~Marcello
    02.05.07 at 8:21 am

33. Look we can’t fly ok!!!
    That cliff won’t help either,look at cousin Earl. He will never crap the same again…..

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    ~Marcus
    02.05.07 at 9:13 am

34. Eh Josh, why are you going? I’ve been stuck here for 23 years for someone to save me. AND NOW YOU SAY YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO???

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    ~Rio
    02.05.07 at 11:23 am

35. Naw, didn’t work. The stains still there. It’ll have to just grow out.

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    ~Stu
    02.05.07 at 2:25 pm

36. So… I don’t get it. What’s the big deal about joining a polar bear club?

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    ~Munths
    02.05.07 at 2:36 pm

37. So we followed the rainbow all the way to Ireland. I still don’t see no stinking pot of gold!

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    ~Jeff
    02.05.07 at 3:46 pm

38. it’s comming, it’s comming…global warming is here!!

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    ~someone
    02.05.07 at 4:00 pm

39. I dont do tango, but i’ll do the cha cha!!

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    ~Fuzzi
    02.05.07 at 5:39 pm

40. My BALLS ARE ON FIRE!!!!

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    ~randomuser
    02.05.07 at 6:02 pm

41. Hey, get back here with my Doritos!

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    ~Paris Hilton
    02.05.07 at 6:35 pm

42. so what, unh? you think you’re tough? remember last time you thought you were so cool, i stretched your neck out to its current size?

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    ~jay
    02.05.07 at 8:58 pm

43. you walk like you just crapped on yourse…..nevermind.

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    ~nashvillewill
    02.06.07 at 12:24 am

44. It looks like you’re about to shit out another egg, Julie.

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    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    02.06.07 at 2:13 am

45. Just use aluminium-containing deodorant like the rest of us, Brett….

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    ~BenC
    02.06.07 at 2:29 am

46. i told u we wouldnt come back as nuns u bastard

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    ~sean
    02.06.07 at 5:18 am

47. Hey, Chuck. Do you have my wallet? I can’t….whoa! A rainbow?! How the…? Hey, teach me to do that, man! C’mon!

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    ~Listening
    02.06.07 at 9:06 am

48. You got us lost again Fred! Didn’t you?!! If I see one fuckin polar bear, I’m gonna kick your ass.

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    ~Scott
    02.06.07 at 1:56 pm

49. No, walking taller doesn’t make you look skinnier!

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 12:24 am

50. And ve sot zoss pola bears ver fucked

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    ~asdasdf aa
    02.07.07 at 1:20 am

51. holy shit!

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    ~ballsac
    02.07.07 at 3:12 am

52. AH SO YOU ARE GAY

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 3:26 am

53. Apparently the water was VERY cold huh George ?

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    ~Robert
    02.07.07 at 7:35 am

54. are you sure this is the north pole?

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    ~your worst nightmare
    02.07.07 at 9:15 am

55. it always looks smaller when it’s wet and against the wind

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    ~dreamseller
    02.07.07 at 2:12 pm

56. I think we’re a little off course, Brenda. That sign says “Welcome to Antigua.”

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    ~Wry Wordsmith
    02.07.07 at 3:17 pm

57. That’s it, next time I’m driving!

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    ~Sylocat
    02.08.07 at 12:31 am

58. Valdez was almost 20 years ago

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    ~jk
    02.08.07 at 4:38 am

59. éh éh vous m’aimez les gars !!

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    ~Tony
    02.08.07 at 8:37 am

60. dude!!! Your wang is totally hanging out!!

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    ~megan
    02.08.07 at 10:23 am

61. I hate ceap deodorants, they never dry!

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    ~Anonymous
    02.08.07 at 12:15 pm

62. Oh no, its too cold!!!

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    ~amanda
    02.08.07 at 4:00 pm

63. Screw the Democrats, Goble Warming is Great!

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    ~Paul
    02.08.07 at 4:38 pm

64. The hills are alive with the sound of music!

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    ~C. Martin
    02.08.07 at 8:05 pm

65. Told you!
    Water too hot, in which you’re sinking
    and our dresscoats begins shrinking!

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    ~Peter
    02.08.07 at 8:09 pm

66. you asked for the truth your ass did look big in it! ah go blow a whale

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    ~the bun
    02.08.07 at 9:50 pm

67. One role in ‘March Of The Penguins’ and he thinks he’s bloody George Clooney. NO THEY DON’T WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH. tool

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    ~Benntt
    02.09.07 at 12:12 am

68. Whats up vanilla face?

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    ~Sergey
    02.09.07 at 12:17 am

69. Someone needs to spend a little more time in the water swimming around.

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    ~Mike Minor
    02.09.07 at 4:13 am

70. I think you just sprouted a feather

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    ~Mel
    02.09.07 at 6:52 am

71. I love your bits, lips and tits!!!

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    ~Booty Bear
    02.09.07 at 6:53 pm

72. Damn Junsekyo curse…

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    ~Anonymous
    02.10.07 at 1:39 am

73. shit the polar ice caps really are beginning to melt!

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    ~ano
    02.10.07 at 8:14 am

74. I wish the film crew was here to see this: March of the Penguins Pt 2: Omaha Beach!!! (crap)

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    ~Chinchinnychinchin
    02.10.07 at 12:05 pm

75. Randy, your winky is playing turtle again!

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    ~Lisa
    02.10.07 at 7:40 pm

76. Dang shrinkage!

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    ~Chris Hall
    02.10.07 at 8:56 pm

77. no your ass still looks big

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    ~rach
    02.10.07 at 10:26 pm

78. “Oye pedro! Hide your accent! I dont want to get shot!”

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    ~Wayne
    02.12.07 at 3:29 am

79. Is that last weeks “Sunday Times” stuck on your ass??
    Cos the dollar seems mighty weak… hell, it looks downright crap!!

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    ~yg_RSA
    02.12.07 at 2:20 pm

80. You forgot to wipe!

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    ~Paul
    02.13.07 at 4:19 pm

81. And don’t pee at the pool again….

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    ~Eddie
    03.16.07 at 12:44 pm

82. Dammit, there IS no Penguin NBA!

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    ~Johnoco
    10.02.07 at 5:46 am

83. SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

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    ~rainbow warrier
    12.03.08 at 3:39 am

84. hey man … did you just shit your pants?

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    ~suizy
    04.27.10 at 4:03 pm

85. i’m looking smaller just because i’m behind

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    ~Anonymous
    10.12.10 at 3:29 am

86. Watch out! It’s not rainbow. It’s an unicorn fart!

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    ~:)
    06.22.11 at 5:43 am

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