The Cleverest Responses (78)

1. i wish my boyfriend hadn’t glued my hand to my foot… I have been here for hours…

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   ~Seraph
   02.05.07 at 1:31 pm

2. OMG…I can’t believe I went down on Steve last night…I’m such a slut…I wonder if Janet was with him too…she’s such a bitch…I wonder if he told her watch the teeth also…

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   ~Matt
   02.05.07 at 1:56 pm

3. Just a little higher and the last bead should come come out.

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   ~Stu
   02.05.07 at 2:24 pm

4. I dont remeber the YMCA being this difficult

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   ~TWG
   02.05.07 at 2:48 pm

5. squirt!

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   ~flash
   02.05.07 at 2:56 pm

6. Wowweee ….. that cold water really does make ‘em draw up!

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   ~flash
   02.05.07 at 3:25 pm

7. There’s got to be an easier way to judge wind direction!

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   ~Jeff
   02.05.07 at 3:47 pm

8. i’m too old for this shit

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   ~weg
   02.05.07 at 5:21 pm

9. OK, who put the superglue on my
   foot!!

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   ~Paris Hilton
   02.05.07 at 6:36 pm

10. I wonder if I locked my door..

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    ~Dennis
    02.05.07 at 6:44 pm

11. why is that when I stretch this way I fart out of my mouth.

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    ~Homer Simpson
    02.05.07 at 6:44 pm

12. I really have to call Mary. I know she’s been messing around with Ben even thouhg she knows that Jenn’s niece has been trying to get with him for over more than a year now. I can’t believe that bitch! And don’t even get me started on dinner last night. Everybody knows I like to sit close to the door, it makes me feel safe. You know, in case of an emergency, I’ll be the first one out. And what does that ignorant fat-hipped, big-boned slut do? She puts Kate there! I thought I lost it! The nerve! And.. hey… what the.. where am I? Why am I at the beach and why the hell am I standing like this?

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    ~Dennis
    02.05.07 at 6:51 pm

13. How’s this now Honey? Can you see the ball? Is the picture still full of snow?

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    ~MARK
    02.05.07 at 7:22 pm

14. this feels good

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    ~Anonymous
    02.05.07 at 8:11 pm

15. chi lung pow su yik… whatever that means

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    ~halo yet? ...no?
    02.05.07 at 8:19 pm

16. I’ll bet one really good fart and I can fly !

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    ~Anonymous
    02.05.07 at 8:35 pm

17. Ok, keep breathing…, it’s been 3 hours and 14 minutes….and this is the last challenge for immunity, …a million bucks!… keep breathing……

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    ~JFK
    02.05.07 at 8:41 pm

18. my body is unraveling… my mummy tape is coming off! no!

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    ~Anonymous
    02.05.07 at 8:56 pm

19. I can see clearly now.

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    ~Strawberry Blond
    02.05.07 at 9:13 pm

20. OK, how much longer ’till this sunset is over?

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    ~EB
    02.05.07 at 9:50 pm

21. Crazy Chris said if I do this untile I die the i’ll live forever.

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    ~Rio
    02.05.07 at 10:10 pm

22. Take me from behind big boy.

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    ~Billy C
    02.05.07 at 10:13 pm

23. how far do u want me to spread them, honey

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    ~homer simpson
    02.05.07 at 11:02 pm

24. That should dry out the yeast a bit

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    ~Matt
    02.05.07 at 11:40 pm

25. I don’t see how this is going to help us with our Psych paper.

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    ~Drkxman
    02.05.07 at 11:52 pm

26. Keep looking you should be able to see the bacon and eggs I had for breakfast!

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    ~Knowhereman
    02.06.07 at 12:17 am

27. It’s called gymnastic bowling.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.06.07 at 12:17 am

28. I’m such an attention whore.

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    ~Roger
    02.06.07 at 1:19 am

29. Something’s rotten in the state of Denmark. And by “state” I mean “inside” and by “Denmark” I mean “my vagina”

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    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    02.06.07 at 2:10 am

30. (see above) This is the only way I can properly air it out.

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    ~Jason
    02.06.07 at 2:20 am

31. Kundalini wants his hand back.

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    ~BenC
    02.06.07 at 2:24 am

32. one and a two and a three FAWEEEEP aahhh all better that fanny fart has been in there since last nite…

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    ~sean
    02.06.07 at 5:17 am

33. If I don’t make OT-VII now those Scientology bastards are gonna meet their maker

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    ~Dennis
    02.06.07 at 10:24 am

34. sin A = opposite/hypotenuse = a/h ……hmmm.

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    ~Listening
    02.06.07 at 1:53 pm

35. you will find the answers if you follow the path this way…

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    ~Elise
    02.06.07 at 2:05 pm

36. I’ll have this YMCA routine cracked by dawn.

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    ~sol
    02.06.07 at 2:08 pm

37. If this doesn’t work for a quarter on my street corner, nothing will!

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    ~Brian
    02.06.07 at 4:24 pm

38. I wonder if anyone can smell that?

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    ~disco
    02.06.07 at 5:08 pm

39. pardon me

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    ~Anonymous
    02.06.07 at 7:18 pm

40. …no, not halibut! C’mon, I know you can guess what I had for lunch!

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    ~Don
    02.06.07 at 7:51 pm

41. Wow, I am burnt to a crisp from standing out here all day in this position. I wish he would say, “greenlight.”

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    ~The VZAVECTA
    02.06.07 at 10:57 pm

42. Can you see it yet?… i’m sure its in there.

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    ~Jimiman
    02.07.07 at 12:20 am

43. Stupid Indians…. How the hell do they get that damned rain dance to work for them?

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    ~Hash Crackley
    02.07.07 at 2:12 am

44. “holy shit!”

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    ~ballsac
    02.07.07 at 3:12 am

45. You know i think im begging to see why you cant annoy those damn monks

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 3:23 am

46. …pull my finger — go ahead, go ahead — pull my finger.

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    ~Robert
    02.07.07 at 7:30 am

47. So does my bum look big now?

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    ~Karen
    02.07.07 at 12:07 pm

48. screw gravity and everything that comes with it.

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    ~Ian Cremona
    02.07.07 at 1:32 pm

49. Fetch it??? I thought you said stretch it!!

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    ~Lennard
    02.07.07 at 6:47 pm

50. Yes, it’s two words, and a film title about ballerinas, you idiot, now hurry up and guess it so the next person gets a turn and I can get out of this stupid pose!

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    ~Sylocat
    02.08.07 at 12:22 am

51. “I’m all that’s left of the Argo.”

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    ~RelayeR
    02.08.07 at 1:34 am

52. every time i do this pose little clouds pop out of my head

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    ~jk
    02.08.07 at 4:21 am

53. Hey where the tree go?

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    ~Ad
    02.08.07 at 8:07 am

54. I should really think about shaving those unsightly chest hairs…

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    ~Rick
    02.08.07 at 3:47 pm

55. How do you think we replenish the smell.

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    ~DOOMONU
    02.08.07 at 7:17 pm

56. Insert penis… now!

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    ~Damon
    02.08.07 at 8:41 pm

57. i sould have changed my tampon

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    ~joey d
    02.09.07 at 1:22 am

58. I was told Africa when u do this for 5 hours every day you stay really thin

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    ~Mel
    02.09.07 at 6:48 am

59. Sobriety Test! Yeah right Officer

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    ~simon temple
    02.09.07 at 10:52 am

60. I love YOGA and now for the “pointing Scorpion”

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    ~bob
    02.09.07 at 7:20 pm

61. 9:06 PM. Mmmm…Maria Shriver is not a freaking sundial!!!

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    ~Chinchinnychinchin
    02.10.07 at 12:02 pm

62. They advertised for a model, I didn’t realize it was for a Dusenburg Hood Ornament!

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    ~Carlsbad
    02.10.07 at 7:38 pm

63. is that dog poo on my shoe

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    ~rach
    02.10.07 at 10:01 pm

64. where will you be when your laxative starts working?

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    ~steph
    02.11.07 at 6:20 pm

65. Quick – hand me the hemorrhoid cream!!

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    ~moe
    02.12.07 at 11:28 am

66. Is it wide enough now baby??

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    ~yg_RSA
    02.12.07 at 2:18 pm

67. I can’t believe what I have to go through to remove the camel toe!

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    ~kjm
    02.12.07 at 4:17 pm

68. Does my arse look big now???

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    ~otfdoc
    02.13.07 at 12:36 am

69. Your deee-ner is served…

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    ~KayInMaine
    02.13.07 at 2:03 am

70. im still standing i’m going to break the record

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    ~sjaak
    02.13.07 at 2:43 pm

71. I’m a little tea pot short and stout…

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    ~James
    02.13.07 at 3:26 pm

72. Come to me Dr…it’s around this way…around back. I can’t believe maggots can crawl so fast to get what they want.

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    ~Mike O
    02.13.07 at 8:21 pm

73. there must be an easier way around this constipation!!

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    ~G.S.P
    02.13.07 at 10:17 pm

74. this is not art

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    ~sathompson
    02.13.07 at 11:55 pm

75. .. 14, 15 ..rats .. . now how do I count with my right foot´s toes ??

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    ~r-doc
    02.14.07 at 2:34 pm

76. God!what the hell am i doing for 20 quid..!?

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    ~GEO
    02.15.07 at 12:38 pm

77. Ohh shit, that noise doesn’t sound good, and i’m sure my back did make it…

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    ~CornSnake
    02.22.07 at 1:42 pm

78. this one is called the “flamingo-style”

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    ~geoff
    06.14.07 at 5:34 pm

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