The Cleverest Responses (102)

1. Yep, I’m in perfect agreement with you Bob, global warming is a myth.

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   ~Orion
   02.06.07 at 4:02 am

2. john u are so proud u can never just stop and ask for directions can u..

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   ~sean
   02.06.07 at 5:14 am

3. Dammit! I told you to wake me early!

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   ~Herman
   02.06.07 at 6:14 am

4. Well Simmons… you we’re right.
   We’re fucked.

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   ~Serke
   02.06.07 at 6:47 am

5. Ah…don’t panic, I see a small iceberg coming this way….

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   ~Sammy
   02.06.07 at 9:00 am

6. global warming dame i thought you were on heat?

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   ~tony
   02.06.07 at 9:55 am

7. Am hoping this iceberg will seperate into two, I can’t take any more of my wifes moaning.

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   ~aina
   02.06.07 at 9:57 am

8. I’m on top of the WOOOOOORLD!

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   ~spoonofmilk
   02.06.07 at 12:55 pm

9. i m sending out an S.O.S, i mm sending out an S.O.S!

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   ~dennis
   02.06.07 at 12:56 pm

10. What’s in your wallet?

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    ~Jim
    02.06.07 at 1:23 pm

11. Cold, in’t it?

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    ~Reverend Funk
    02.06.07 at 1:24 pm

12. freddie…don’t do it…don’t jump! you have so much to live for!!!

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    ~Elise
    02.06.07 at 2:02 pm

13. So THIS is your idea of a ‘romantic getaway’? My mother told me not to marry you…I should have listened to her!

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    ~DJ
    02.06.07 at 2:09 pm

14. HAHAHAHA euh… oh shit. we are soooo fucked

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    ~Rio
    02.06.07 at 2:46 pm

15. Get me the number of the open university, this ice sculpture correspondence course isn’t worth a damn.

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    ~Jethro
    02.06.07 at 3:27 pm

16. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happend to me Rose. But you have to survive! Never let go Rose!

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    ~Jeff
    02.06.07 at 3:49 pm

17. Dude, look, you can see Marina del Rey from here. Hoooowaaa, look at the bitchin’ surf. Forget dat, look at the bodacious tataligas on the beach bunnies.

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    ~Bud
    02.06.07 at 3:54 pm

18. There’s no Coke up here…?!

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    ~Brian
    02.06.07 at 4:21 pm

19. How much can a polar bear…
    That sounded better in my head…

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    ~Stray13
    02.06.07 at 4:33 pm

20. Goats on trees, let’s see them do this.

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    ~m1k3555
    02.06.07 at 4:58 pm

21. Why didn’t you call Geico?

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    ~disco
    02.06.07 at 5:07 pm

22. Last night when I said ‘How much does a polar bear weigh?.. I dunno either but it breaks the ice’ It was a chat-up line, not a queue for u to try and prove me wrong!

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    ~Hannah
    02.06.07 at 5:10 pm

23. Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?

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    ~Anon
    02.06.07 at 5:56 pm

24. Okay guys, enough is enough. Turn the boat around and come pick us up. Guys? … Guys?

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    ~sl1ck6
    02.06.07 at 6:18 pm

25. Way to go, Morty. You forgot the damned paddles again!

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    ~A. Nonymous
    02.06.07 at 6:18 pm

26. Yes, the ice sculpture is great, but where’s the damn cake?

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    ~Dan
    02.06.07 at 6:31 pm

27. It’s OK, I read this in a Dan Brown novel, we just bang on the iceberg with a tin cup and a US Navy submarine will pick us up…… What do you mean it’s fiction?

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    ~jaribbean
    02.06.07 at 7:48 pm

28. ok, real funny… now photoshop me back to the field of seals… seriously… IM STARVING!

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    ~Evan
    02.06.07 at 8:32 pm

29. u win again science…

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    ~halo yet? ...no?
    02.06.07 at 8:57 pm

30. fucking excellent. edward hairdryerhands over here thinks camels belong in the arctic.
    just… leave me alone.

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    ~mark
    02.06.07 at 9:06 pm

31. Oh look, it’s the island out of lost! lets go eat some people

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    ~Matt
    02.06.07 at 9:09 pm

32. thats the last time i make a camp fire on ice

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    ~Anonymous
    02.06.07 at 10:46 pm

33. POLO!

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    ~The VZAVECTA
    02.06.07 at 10:58 pm

34. Shhhhhh. . . don’t move! Pretend you’re frozen. Maybe he’ll go away!

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    ~DK in Valencia
    02.06.07 at 11:39 pm

35. Wanna see me dance?!?!
    (Visit my homepage!)

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    ~Jason
    02.06.07 at 11:51 pm

36. I’ll give u £10 if u jump to the next one.

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    ~Jimiman
    02.07.07 at 12:18 am

37. Damn jew humor

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    ~adasdfasdf
    02.07.07 at 1:03 am

38. Whadda you mean ve all know it was the arabs zat got us into ziss mess

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    ~asdasdf aa
    02.07.07 at 1:18 am

39. WTF?! I’m never drinking that much again…

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    ~DT
    02.07.07 at 1:54 am

40. oy vay…

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 1:58 am

41. On closer inspection, the fish and camel pairing don’t seem to be as edible as I thought!

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    ~Hash Crackley
    02.07.07 at 2:08 am

42. Stop pissing on the iceberg Frank!

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    ~Knowhereman
    02.07.07 at 3:12 am

43. The one time the fuck Al Gore tells somthing true

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 3:21 am

44. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

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    ~dhk
    02.07.07 at 3:39 am

45. I1m the king of the world!

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    ~Luciano
    02.07.07 at 3:58 am

46. “Hey Asshole! Let’s see you kick my ass now!”

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 4:21 am

47. If that’s what happened to dolphins, we’re in trouble.

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    ~Mel
    02.07.07 at 4:39 am

48. Now THIS is a fucking ice sculpture huh Sam ?

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    ~Robert
    02.07.07 at 7:36 am

49. fred: are we there yet

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    ~your worst nightmare
    02.07.07 at 9:10 am

50. i have crabs

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    ~dreamseller
    02.07.07 at 2:11 pm

51. This is the last time I let you navigate, Fred. That skyline over there is Miami Beach.

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    ~Wry Wordsmith
    02.07.07 at 3:15 pm

52. Ist die Realität das was man sieht oder nur die Scheinwelt unserer Sinne?
    Greetings from Adobe Systems.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.07.07 at 6:22 pm

53. Man does my show suck so bad. They have put me a float with the burnouts from CHUM..Harada Data

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    ~John Harada
    02.07.07 at 7:29 pm

54. can you hear me now?????????????

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    ~doug
    02.07.07 at 8:33 pm

55. bob i told you to stop pissing where you stood all the time

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    ~stevie
    02.07.07 at 9:40 pm

56. Ummm….maybe we don’t move. How does that sound? Good? Good.

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    ~me
    02.07.07 at 10:21 pm

57. Top of the world, ma!

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    ~Sylocat
    02.08.07 at 12:29 am

58. Fucking Goldilocks! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE…

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    ~RelayeR
    02.08.07 at 1:23 am

59. And i didn’t even need an electric chainsaw

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    ~jk
    02.08.07 at 4:07 am

60. what will yuo do for a klondike bar

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    ~jk
    02.08.07 at 4:11 am

61. I told you after hibernation to lose some freakin weight Irene!!

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    ~megan
    02.08.07 at 10:18 am

62. …………..what the hell are they looking at?

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    ~megan
    02.08.07 at 10:19 am

63. eeehm!…I’ll have a White Russian with lots of ice, please!

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    ~Soba
    02.08.07 at 4:07 pm

64. “Mom? We polar bears can swim, right?”

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    ~Jared
    02.08.07 at 4:56 pm

65. That asshole on the other iceberg is giving me the eye, again.

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    ~Oroh
    02.08.07 at 5:10 pm

66. Does this thing have a navigation system?

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    ~Cheryl
    02.08.07 at 8:05 pm

67. Jim,
    This place isn’t big enough for both of us!!

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    ~Peter
    02.08.07 at 8:12 pm

68. i told you already Bush said he would give us a couple of votes in someplace called florida. he said “a couple of white guys like you no problem”.or did he say he was going to use us for a couple of votes? anyway hes not exactly on solid ice himself!

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    ~the bun
    02.08.07 at 9:39 pm

69. Hey Bob, you know Al Gore still doesn’t know what he’s talking about, it’s -66 below zero on top of Mount Washington right now!

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    ~Marc
    02.08.07 at 11:48 pm

70. They shoulda listened to Al Gore!

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    ~Anonymous
    02.08.07 at 11:54 pm

71. I thought there would be grass underneath.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.09.07 at 3:38 am

72. F*ck you and your Titanic.

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    ~Mike Minor
    02.09.07 at 4:13 am

73. BEACH FRONT PROPERTY IN THE VALLEY?..
    I’M IN….

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    ~steve
    02.09.07 at 6:41 pm

74. HEEELLLLP! shit im a bear, bears dont talk..

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    ~bob
    02.09.07 at 7:03 pm

75. shit…

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    ~derek
    02.10.07 at 3:34 am

76. Can you get a signal on your phone?

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    ~simon temple
    02.10.07 at 11:46 am

77. Great, just great! Where are all those signing Coca Cola bears when you need one?

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    ~DeLesia
    02.10.07 at 7:35 pm

78. do u get the feeling we are going around in circles

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    ~rach
    02.10.07 at 9:56 pm

79. its ok i think we are alone now

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    ~rach
    02.10.07 at 9:57 pm

80. eather we are getting bigger or the ice is getting smaller.

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    ~rach
    02.10.07 at 10:33 pm

81. i told you didnt i?, i told youthe ice camels were coming, you never listen!!!

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    ~mike
    02.11.07 at 1:02 pm

82. are we there yet!?

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    ~michael macqueen
    02.11.07 at 1:59 pm

83. I gots a feeling we are polar bears hunny. I am really not liking this whole… reincarnation thing… damnit hinduism

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    ~Shane Dillon
    02.12.07 at 5:59 am

84. Fake Pic! nice photosho work (=

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    ~Anonymous
    02.12.07 at 2:41 pm

85. Nice of MOMA to let us have these sculptures for a while……

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    ~softball
    02.12.07 at 7:21 pm

86. you and your goddam chilli

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    ~otfdoc
    02.13.07 at 12:34 am

87. Yeah, okay, we get the joke, humans, now bring us back into shore!!!

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    ~KayInMaine
    02.13.07 at 2:01 am

88. Where the fuck did all the ice go?

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    ~Warren
    02.13.07 at 9:16 am

89. Dam Humans. Standing there on their hind paws stairing at us……………….Just you wait, in next ice-age is in about 2 hours.

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    ~Mr Hastie
    02.13.07 at 9:36 am

90. Gas Guzzleing car: $20,000
    A Trip to Alaska: $10,000
    The price on a polar bears fae when he realizes you were the one who created another reason for global warming: Priceless

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    ~Alaina
    02.13.07 at 9:23 pm

91. Where’s the toliet??

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    ~G.S.P
    02.13.07 at 10:14 pm

92. I told you NOT to trust anything with two legs

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    ~otfdoc
    02.14.07 at 12:54 am

93. heh heh heh
    fuck
    heh heh heh

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    ~Michael
    02.14.07 at 4:28 am

94. mom…..MOMMMM…..MMMOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!….we can’t get down…

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    ~Test
    02.14.07 at 10:42 pm

95. I think I will forego the ice in my Baileys this time dear…

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    ~Kip
    02.15.07 at 12:52 am

96. Follow me. I know were I’m going (the male polar bear say)

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    ~Moraes
    02.15.07 at 4:18 am

97. Great idea! Now how are we going to get down?

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    ~karik
    02.15.07 at 11:17 am

98. sry bout all the white stuff

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    ~sarah
    02.19.07 at 1:29 am

99. no global warming you say?

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    ~geoff
    06.14.07 at 5:52 pm

100. whats this white text box next to my head? stupid humans, don’t they know bears can’t talk?

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     ~geoff
     06.14.07 at 5:57 pm

101. SURPRISE!!!

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     ~WANAI
     10.25.07 at 5:56 am

102. we have a great view bob no ???

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     ~Sasuke
     11.02.07 at 8:24 am

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