The Cleverest Responses (115)

1. What the fuck do you think your doing?!?

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   ~Anonymous
   02.18.07 at 10:13 pm

2. OMG!1!!!!11!11 watch out! The Blair Witch!

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   ~tom
   02.18.07 at 10:33 pm

3. Tip of the Day : Watch your Visability Gauge. Your visibility is based on how much light you are exposed to. Avoid bright locations and lights to stay unseen.

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   ~Johnathan.
   02.18.07 at 10:35 pm

4. Now you stay in that corner and think about what you did.

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   ~Shawn
   02.19.07 at 12:18 am

5. “If you ever get close to a human and human behavior, you better be ready to get confused.”

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   ~Ben
   02.19.07 at 12:39 am

6. Enough of the shadow shows already!!!

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   ~Yogi
   02.19.07 at 12:50 am

7. “Standing underneath that won’t give make your ideas better.”

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   ~Thilo
   02.19.07 at 12:58 am

8. A little to the left… Perfect! Now, jump!

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   ~Eli
   02.19.07 at 1:06 am

9. Where do you think you’re going with my marijuana???

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   ~Nicolas
   02.19.07 at 2:07 am

10. Hello Clarice.

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    ~A. Nonomus
    02.19.07 at 2:27 am

11. You put your right hand in – and you shake it all about ….

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    ~Spratt
    02.19.07 at 3:02 am

12. “SHIT The farmer is back!”

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    ~jake
    02.19.07 at 5:04 am

13. “If you’re going to run, shouldn’t you run somewhere that -isn’t- a dead end?”
    Game Over. Retry? Yes/No

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    ~Deamin
    02.19.07 at 5:50 am

14. Stop or my mom will shoot.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.19.07 at 6:06 am

15. Shadow on the Wall

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    ~Michael Strøm
    02.19.07 at 6:30 am

16. How many murder victims does it take to change a light bulb?

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    ~Spodmaster
    02.19.07 at 7:05 am

17. Surprise Surprise! looky who’s here for some action….
    now stop acting silly & take off your clothes

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    ~ibiko
    02.19.07 at 9:30 am

18. Oh no, its Brittney Spears with the hair clippers

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    ~misspuss
    02.19.07 at 11:14 am

19. HEY! YOU DROPPED YOUR YOYO

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    ~alan
    02.19.07 at 11:47 am

20. It’s time again…

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    ~Catzel
    02.19.07 at 11:53 am

21. Hello Clara, I wanna play a game!

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    ~ZeroLife
    02.19.07 at 12:19 pm

22. OOOOHHHH!! My backdoor….

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    ~DOOMONU
    02.19.07 at 1:14 pm

23. Look I found a bread crumb in the corner.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.19.07 at 2:58 pm

24. …and don’t miss the hole like last time!!!

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    ~Capsollo
    02.19.07 at 3:16 pm

25. STOP PETTING THAT INVISIBLE MIDGET!

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    ~BG
    02.19.07 at 4:10 pm

26. Thats right. Daddy’s home!

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    ~Anonymous
    02.19.07 at 4:54 pm

27. Get the hell back here, woman! I paid good money for this massage and I want my happy ending!!!

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    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    02.19.07 at 6:42 pm

28. chodte do pice negři posraní :)

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    ~coze ?
    02.19.07 at 7:03 pm

29. Hold it…, sorry, I think you are mistaken, there is no hidden door in this corner….

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    ~Mal
    02.19.07 at 8:08 pm

30. so THATS where you put the children when they’re bad

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    ~otto
    02.19.07 at 8:39 pm

31. Here’s johnny…

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    ~Iceman
    02.19.07 at 10:30 pm

32. I – am – your – father – kshhhh

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    ~stooof
    02.19.07 at 10:57 pm

33. I told you never wear black and navy – and no more wire hangers!

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    ~Kate :)
    02.20.07 at 3:29 am

34. Yes I do piss standing up, so what you liked the blow job anyway right?

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    ~knowhereman
    02.20.07 at 3:37 am

35. holy shit!

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    ~ballsac
    02.20.07 at 4:32 am

36. Dude stop looking at my wall!

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    ~Alex Morriss
    02.20.07 at 5:23 am

37. HEEEEEEREE’S JOHNNY!

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    ~Jason
    02.20.07 at 5:57 am

38. Warning
    You are leaving the morphing cloud area

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    ~Graham Hardy
    02.20.07 at 7:34 am

39. EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII – WOOD PANELING FROM THE 70′S !!!!!

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    ~Robert
    02.20.07 at 7:40 am

40. “JUST PUT IN A NEW BULB!”
    Woman: But I can’t Find it!
    Man: My god, how many woman does it take?

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    ~haxx0r?
    02.20.07 at 10:07 am

41. Sir one a you come on (Szőr van a lyukamon) If you’re Hungarian you’ll understand it :)))) :lol: :lol:

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    ~Evettke
    02.20.07 at 1:00 pm

42. Caught ya! So YOU’RE the one who has been peeing in my corner?!

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    ~rebecca
    02.20.07 at 3:46 pm

43. Betty! Oh my God! I didn’t know! The hand on the invisible box! The vacuous expression! It all adds up! You are a closet mime! I want a divorce!

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    ~Jeff
    02.20.07 at 4:45 pm

44. I’ve dropped my pencil… Yeah right there, just bend down and pick it up.

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    ~Jules
    02.20.07 at 4:49 pm

45. That’s right Bjork, in my shed you will stay.

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    ~John Ladd
    02.20.07 at 5:10 pm

46. Do you have an idea, or are you just standing under a light bulb?

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    ~Ryan
    02.20.07 at 6:35 pm

47. Now now, let’s not turn this rape into a murder…

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    ~Flyer
    02.20.07 at 7:25 pm

48. No. .No my dear. .you can’t actually fly with these drugs.

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    ~KinSA
    02.20.07 at 10:43 pm

49. I know it’s strange that she lives in a small room with only one lightbulb, but but as you can see she works on Kylie Minogues’ choreography all day.

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    ~Limblock
    02.20.07 at 11:58 pm

50. Stop IMIGRATION!!!!

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    ~Kyal
    02.21.07 at 1:02 am

51. Hello, I’m Mr Ed… And to hell with Wilbur, your mine tonight.

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    ~Grumpy Panda
    02.21.07 at 2:54 am

52. ok, we ran, we had fun, u hit me in my balls, i slaped u back, u stabed me ….
    let’s cut the prelude plzz…
    these stains of blood will never dissapear…

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    ~Human Resources
    02.22.07 at 9:43 am

53. Hello Kim, I wanna play a game……

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    ~Anonymous
    02.22.07 at 1:21 pm

54. Mommy? What are u doing there? And why is Daddy sleeping on the floor?

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    ~CornSnake
    02.22.07 at 1:25 pm

55. hey wat doe je hier jij vieze teringleier

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    ~no body
    02.22.07 at 4:23 pm

56. HELP !!! Where can I release this Enema ?

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    ~yeti
    02.22.07 at 10:30 pm

57. you must be this high to ride michael!!!!
    (translated for the hairing impaired)
    … taken from robin williams live on broadway

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    ~markeebaby
    02.22.07 at 10:33 pm

58. Oh Shit! The sun’s up, I have to get back to my coffin.

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    ~Bigdaddy
    02.22.07 at 10:57 pm

59. Constipation style is a vital virtue in my job!…but hold on a sec,I just farted…and oh dear,it stinks,thank god there is quite a space here,oops!another fart,God i need to scratch my arse…Good lord,i feel i need to poo!!!
    sorry ladies,you have to see the rest of this dusk and empty place alone.
    (yeee ha!At last!i’m gonna dump like there’s no tomorrow!!)

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    ~GEO
    02.23.07 at 10:00 am

60. Ah, Nancy Drew. We meet again!

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    ~Bruce
    02.23.07 at 12:55 pm

61. What’s this fucking paint you put on my toilet walls ??!!!!

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    ~Nico
    02.23.07 at 3:15 pm

62. Dont you dare touch the wall. Stop it Mary Elizabeth Magaret Mona Pinscher! You do not touch the wall.

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    ~mieulium
    02.23.07 at 5:14 pm

63. ching chong CHA!

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    ~Neal
    02.23.07 at 6:05 pm

64. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “JUST PLANTING AN ATOMIC BOMB”???

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    ~Rio
    02.23.07 at 6:21 pm

65. It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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    ~Edgar
    02.23.07 at 7:45 pm

66. That’s the better idea you had? A toilet built flush with the floor? The Japanese have had that for centuries! [Sheesh. Where does Marketing find these rocket scientists anyhow?!?!]

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    ~Jim
    02.24.07 at 4:46 pm

67. Val? Sarah?
    You spys or somethin?’

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    ~Anonymous
    02.24.07 at 7:31 pm

68. Honey……where did my favorite shirt go?

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    ~lshelby94
    02.24.07 at 8:35 pm

69. He ain’t putting that in me again, ” I am outtar here. That’s too big

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    ~Todd
    02.24.07 at 9:22 pm

70. Yeah, like that. Only, with a surf board and water!

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    ~Lulu
    02.24.07 at 11:14 pm

71. Oh no, the Three Bears are back!

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    ~Peter S
    02.25.07 at 3:22 am

72. scooby is that you ?

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    ~Alex
    02.25.07 at 4:08 pm

73. Oh, I see you have an idea.

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    ~MizzMimi
    02.25.07 at 8:52 pm

74. Oh my God, did you just fart!?!

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    ~Ven
    02.25.07 at 9:32 pm

75. Looking for the glory hole?

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    ~Rick
    02.26.07 at 1:00 am

76. HEY! Can’t you read the sign. No shoes or clothes in the sauna. Goddammit!

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    ~Twister
    02.26.07 at 7:18 am

77. Oh, don’t look so chocked. You knew all along what these meethooks were for.

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    ~Backlash
    02.26.07 at 9:07 am

78. Slaped . . . chocked . . . meethooks . . .outtar . . .”it’s” skin . . .stabed . . .”your” mine . . .visability . . .My God, I’ve been attacked by semiliterate caption writers!

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    ~A. Nonymous
    02.27.07 at 1:58 am

79. hahahaa!!! gotcha bitch!

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    ~jason
    02.27.07 at 2:42 am

80. Prosiim?… au kurva, ziarovka
    What?… awgrhhh, fuckin bulb

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    ~Anonymous
    02.28.07 at 12:25 am

81. Hide the vasiline. My parents are coming.

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    ~Anonymous
    02.28.07 at 3:28 pm

82. it’s the first time in my life that i have an idea and that comic-book-like light bulb appears over my head…i’d rather stay stupid but beautiful…

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    ~qwerty
    02.28.07 at 7:08 pm

83. if you reveal your bright inverted idea….i’ll let you go…

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    ~sjot
    03.02.07 at 9:07 am

84. Roseanne Barr proves that the “lock yourself in a green box” diet does work.

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    ~john l
    03.02.07 at 10:48 am

85. “Where are you hiding, Milla? I just one you to be in one more Resident Evil movie is all”.

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    ~Kuda
    03.04.07 at 4:14 am

86. Damn I guess I should have hid BEHIND something.

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    ~Nate
    03.04.07 at 5:12 pm

87. Stop Sneakin round my cocaine and get back to the sweatshop

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    ~Brian Peppers
    03.05.07 at 3:15 am

88. hold still..dun want me fracturinf lil will hea..d’ya?

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:13 am

89. hold still..dun wan me fracturin lil’ willy hea d’ya?

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:14 am

90. u can come out now we aren’t playin.. fuck n seek nemore

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:16 am

91. NO!!!! U BETTA NOT PUT THAT IN UR MOUTH

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:17 am

92. DO U REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA RAPE U..LUK AT U..YA GOT NO TITS NO..ASS

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:17 am

93. I DUN NOW KUNG FU..
    BUT I CAN STILL FUCK U

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:19 am

94. OKAY NOW QUICKLY CLASP YOUR HANDS OVER YER HEAD…

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:20 am

95. ALL..RYT…NOW LIK UP N JUMP

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:21 am

96. NO…YER ASS AINT TURNIN ME AWN..

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:22 am

97. DUN BE SCARED…I AINT GONNA RAPE U.. M NECROPHILLIC

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:23 am

98. NO THE LICE AINT GONNA FLY FROM YUR HEAD TO THE LIGHT

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:25 am

99. OH YA.. I CAN SEE A PATCH ON YER HEAD..
    BUT U JUST BURNT IT OFF BY STANDIN THERE 4 AN HOUR

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    ~sim
    03.05.07 at 10:27 am

100. DUN WURRY I AINT GONNA PUSH U WEN U TAKE A DUMP

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     ~sim
     03.05.07 at 10:28 am

101. BITCH DUN U DARE POOP IN MY HOUSE

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     ~sim
     03.05.07 at 10:28 am

102. oi!

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     ~john shamalog
     03.06.07 at 10:22 pm

103. Don’t move asswipe. Stay perfectly still. If you even think about pushing the button, I’ll shoot you.

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     ~Spitfire
     03.07.07 at 2:24 am

104. Okay, 99 ,where do we go now. I’m not sure Max!!

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     ~RCTAZ
     03.07.07 at 3:48 am

105. WTF a floating head and arm?????

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     ~maoriwarrior
     03.07.07 at 10:57 am

106. Baaaaaaaad Girl…

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     ~Guilherme Goulart
     03.08.07 at 2:08 am

107. Dear Dairy, Jackpot!

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     ~G&G
     03.08.07 at 8:21 am

108. COCO?

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     ~loki
     03.08.07 at 8:01 pm

109. dont look so surprised i told you it was small :)

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     ~mwahaha!
     03.08.07 at 9:14 pm

110. Would you PLEASE fucking EAT SOMETHING!!!
     For god’s sake….EAT!!!!!

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     ~scott'D'
     03.11.07 at 4:56 am

111. Do you have an IDEA?

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     ~Mato
     03.13.07 at 1:51 pm

112. Watch out!! I’m coming from behind…

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     ~RonJon
     03.14.07 at 2:41 am

113. Run till your head break against the wall!!!

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     ~WANAI
     10.25.07 at 5:50 am

114. I can see youuuu~~~~~!!!!

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     ~Sasuke
     11.02.07 at 8:23 am

115. Look at your shadow, it seems that you have a huge one!

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     ~ILAFF
     06.23.08 at 11:36 am

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