The Cleverest Responses (87)

1. Oh my! Where did all the chairs go?

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   ~Jason
   02.20.07 at 4:02 pm

2. I always follow the trends of Britney Spears!

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   ~Jules
   02.20.07 at 4:28 pm

3. How many bathrooms? Oh no, we just crap in the corner.

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   ~Jeff
   02.20.07 at 4:48 pm

4. Holy fuck! Is that a giant floating speech bubble?

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   ~Jules
   02.20.07 at 4:51 pm

5. Fuck this shit.

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   ~John Ladd
   02.20.07 at 5:06 pm

6. What the fuck you looking at?

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   ~RJ
   02.20.07 at 7:37 pm

7. looks like somebody shit in the floor and tried to cover it with rags

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   ~sjs
   02.20.07 at 7:46 pm

8. If you have it, you dont need it.
   If you need it, you dont have it.
   If you want it, you cant get it.
   If you can get it, you dont want it.
   And if you never had it…people know.

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   ~Old Spice
   02.20.07 at 8:09 pm

9. I don’t think the master is ever gonna find out that i’m bangin’ his wife.
   Let’s check on his barely legal daughter now shall we.

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   ~Jojo
   02.20.07 at 8:46 pm

10. No, you’re at the right address…this IS Necropheliacs Anonymous…but it said explicitly on the invitation BYOB (bring your own body) —–

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    ~Kate :)
    02.20.07 at 8:51 pm

11. We believe that freedom comes from having 2 garbage cans at the end of the room. You can choose which one to empty.

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    ~Jack
    02.20.07 at 9:07 pm

12. I do not care if the door bell IS ringing, I am NOT the butler.

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    ~Robert M. Moore
    02.20.07 at 10:37 pm

13. yeah I farted by mine dont stink!

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    ~deesse
    02.20.07 at 11:20 pm

14. and this is the room that I use to store all of the disapointment that I have for my hairline.
    I find that the room is not quite big enough.

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    ~Limblock
    02.20.07 at 11:45 pm

15. Damn kids, always leaving the lights on! What, do they think I’m made of MONEY?

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    ~Mark
    02.21.07 at 12:35 am

16. Yeah, that’s right. I’m a level 70 Tauren Warrior. I don’t think you really want a piece o’ this…

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    ~Bilbaca
    02.21.07 at 12:37 am

17. holy shit!

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    ~ballsac
    02.21.07 at 2:46 am

18. Cheese!

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    ~Zel
    02.21.07 at 4:56 am

19. Hey whats a Schnitzel?

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    ~olli
    02.21.07 at 10:21 am

20. Since I am alone, I am going to masturbate over in the corner.
    (jarbulldog@yahoo.com)

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    ~Anonymous
    02.21.07 at 12:58 pm

21. Cum!look at my BALLroom…..

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    ~DOOMONU
    02.21.07 at 1:14 pm

22. Wo ist der Elstner? Nach seiner Herz-OP im Spital wünscht er weite Räume!

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    ~Lois
    02.21.07 at 3:26 pm

23. Is this a real life??
    Or is this just Fantasy??……….

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    ~Sypher
    02.21.07 at 4:58 pm

24. Yeah, that does suck. Such a big place, but no friends.

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    ~Marion
    02.21.07 at 8:27 pm

25. “Hello, Clarice..”

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    ~Talentscout
    02.21.07 at 10:18 pm

26. I don’t know; does this look my good side. Maybe if I turn around and face the other way it might work better.

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    ~Greg Warden
    02.22.07 at 3:24 am

27. Am I stiff or what?
    or
    “Robin, is time for your bath (sigh)”

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    ~Human Resources
    02.22.07 at 9:45 am

28. Occasionally I take a brisk stroll around the abode – just to find myself later on outside, masturbating on the roses.
    Mother always said I had a knack for love.

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    ~Serke
    02.22.07 at 10:56 am

29. What up beyotch?

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    ~Peter Schroth
    02.22.07 at 1:58 pm

30. Was-sahhhhhhh

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    ~K
    02.22.07 at 2:15 pm

31. Sir, you got mail !

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    ~garrigue
    02.22.07 at 5:51 pm

32. miguel?????

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    ~pakito
    02.22.07 at 5:55 pm

33. ::singing::
    “I can turn the world on with my smile”

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    ~Natalie
    02.22.07 at 6:32 pm

34. Yoo..Hoo.., anyone home?…. Damn, I hate hide and seek!

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    ~Juice
    02.22.07 at 8:11 pm

35. Yes that is correct. My shit does not stink.

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    ~William
    02.22.07 at 9:29 pm

36. frankly my dear… i dont give a shit

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    ~markeebaby
    02.22.07 at 10:26 pm

37. I Just SHIT my pants !!! hahahaha You can’t even tell…. phew should’ nt of had those onions earlier !!

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    ~yeti
    02.22.07 at 10:26 pm

38. Are you following me?

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    ~Bigdaddy
    02.22.07 at 11:04 pm

39. Why yes this rod up my arse does hurt. Thanks for asking

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    ~Dal
    02.23.07 at 1:19 am

40. This suit is worth more than your house, what the fuck are you doing here?

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    ~Rigel
    02.23.07 at 2:02 am

41. You, “people”, with four letter vocabularies, are so … trailer park. Get a life. On some other planet.

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    ~Mike
    02.23.07 at 5:28 am

42. “Oh fishy, fishy, fish! And he followed me wherever I, did go!”

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    ~Joe Soap
    02.23.07 at 7:04 am

43. Constipation style is a vital virtue in my job!…but hold on a sec,I just farted…and oh dear,it stinks,thank god there is quite a space here,oops!another fart,God i need to scratch my arse…Good lord,i feel i need to poo!!!
    sorry ladies,you have to see the rest of this dusk and empty place alone.
    (yeee ha!At last!i’m gonna dump like there’s no tomorrow!!)

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    ~GEO
    02.23.07 at 10:23 am

44. Would some one help me please? I m stuck to the floor. And I cant move. Please anyone please? ( noise echoes throughout the entire empty ballroom )

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    ~mieulium
    02.23.07 at 5:15 pm

45. and this is how you do the moonwalk

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    ~Neal
    02.23.07 at 5:55 pm

46. Jenkins… i think we might have been robbed!
    Jenkins: Hehehe… yes it does, ehm… seem so sir [kof kof spluter spluter].

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    ~Rio
    02.23.07 at 6:29 pm

47. Please wait here. Mr. Wayne will be down, shortly.

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    ~beny j rusho
    02.23.07 at 6:35 pm

48. Do i look like a gay?

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    ~Petr
    02.23.07 at 6:57 pm

49. Oh I’d better hurry! I must finish hair and makeup before the guests arrive!

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    ~Lulu
    02.24.07 at 10:57 pm

50. does my bum look big in this?

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    ~Peter S
    02.25.07 at 3:28 am

51. Quah Wren!

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    ~myspace.com/DestroyTroy
    02.25.07 at 7:47 am

52. I just sharted… and its dripping down my leg !

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    ~Alex
    02.25.07 at 4:17 pm

53. where does master keep his head polish

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    ~Paul
    02.25.07 at 4:53 pm

54. And what exactly makes you think I was the one who farted ?

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    ~Graham
    02.26.07 at 8:39 am

55. ¡¡¡Bo, que pasaaa!!!

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    ~Florentino Fernandez
    02.26.07 at 12:12 pm

56. “Why yes…I am hung like a horse”

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    ~troy
    02.26.07 at 9:06 pm

57. Sorry, M’Lord, but it seems that most of the applicants we’ve had for word balloon caption-writers have imaginations as stunted as their vocabulary. Gen-Xers, no doubt!

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    ~A. Nonymous
    02.27.07 at 1:49 am

58. JESUS!!!! Farts really echo in here. And fuck does it stink!!!

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    ~knowhereman
    02.27.07 at 3:06 am

59. My name? Heywood Jablowme!

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    ~TrippyWeekender
    02.27.07 at 11:05 pm

60. You raaaaaaaaaang, master?…

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    ~qwerty
    02.28.07 at 6:56 pm

61. And for the benefit of you Greeks, down there is the rear entrance…

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    ~Michael
    03.01.07 at 6:02 am

62. Marco?

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    ~Ashish
    03.01.07 at 10:46 pm

63. I really thought more guests would have turned up to my Hannibal Lecter lookalike party.

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    ~john l
    03.02.07 at 10:59 am

64. I want your bod

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    ~Joe M. Ama
    03.02.07 at 10:40 pm

65. Of course I farted and followed through…. why do you think I’m walking like this?

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    ~a little bored
    03.03.07 at 2:14 am

66. I should have never sold my furniture to raise money for this Bobafett jet pack. It’s usless what with Earth’s gravity and all.

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    ~Francis Dollerhyde
    03.03.07 at 11:39 am

67. My parties always suck. At least Mary Tyler Moore could get her Jew neighbor to come.

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    ~Nate
    03.04.07 at 5:11 pm

68. That one actually makes my eyes water. I’ve got to lay off the Taco Bell.

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    ~jeff
    03.04.07 at 5:13 pm

69. Does my ass look big in this?

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    ~Karlos
    03.05.07 at 8:35 am

70. I have eaten the children.

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    ~icie
    03.05.07 at 8:30 pm

71. You’ve always been the caretaker Sir.

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    ~scott
    03.06.07 at 4:57 am

72. The children have arrived Mr. Jackson.

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    ~scott
    03.06.07 at 4:58 am

73. Just because they repo’d master’s things, doesn’t mean I can’t still walk around creepy and practice making Britney snap again when she returns.

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    ~Treatable Bum
    03.06.07 at 6:17 am

74. its hemmoriods (sp?) if u must know

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    ~maoriwarrior
    03.07.07 at 10:53 am

75. Imotep…..Imotep…..Imotep…..Imotep…….

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    ~maoriwarrior
    03.07.07 at 10:53 am

76. I’ll let you in on a little secret, this gig pulls all the bitches!

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    ~MMV
    03.08.07 at 3:05 pm

77. my pants are so far up my butt that the hair was blown right of my head.

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    ~Anonymous
    03.08.07 at 8:43 pm

78. What are you lookin at!

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    ~hardcore
    03.09.07 at 3:26 pm

79. What? Me? Who? Yea, I live here. Ahhhh other questions?

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    ~Patrick S. Flynn
    03.11.07 at 9:57 pm

80. Captain’s Log Stardate 4347.72
    …what the f happened to the Enterprise?

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    ~anonymo
    03.13.07 at 7:15 am

81. Browntown Bitch!

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    ~Lizzle
    03.14.07 at 12:23 am

82. Touche, Douche Bag.

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    ~RonJon
    03.14.07 at 2:42 am

83. f off

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    ~gilly
    03.14.07 at 11:24 pm

84. Wow, farts really echo in here…at least the smell dissipates quickly!

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    ~Lala
    03.15.07 at 2:52 pm

85. If only my penis could get as stiff as me.

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    ~Erik
    03.16.07 at 8:08 pm

86. That suppository is way in to deep.

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    ~Herman
    03.19.07 at 1:17 pm

87. Master Bruce! Flee to the Batcave and get inside Cryptonite chamber! Banging Lois Lane was not so good idea.

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    ~:)
    06.22.11 at 5:38 am

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