The Cleverest Responses (61)

1. (Voice from Deuce Bigalow)

   “That’s a huge bitch!”

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   ~beny j rusho
   02.26.07 at 5:44 pm

2. I don’t think that fish smell is coming from your shoe.

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   ~DOOMONU
   02.26.07 at 6:28 pm

3. So guys will love you if you lift up your skirt?

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   ~Stu
   02.26.07 at 7:27 pm

4. The world’s earliest known documentation of cankles.

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   ~Kate :)
   02.26.07 at 9:49 pm

5. When i grow up i want to be a hooker!!

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   ~Andy
   02.26.07 at 11:23 pm

6. i think her daddy didn’t go deep anouph at sex

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   ~sir
   02.27.07 at 1:31 am

7. Okay, I agree that a roach’s guts won’t splatter as much if you just use just your toe. But if you use your whole foot, you can stomp three, maybe four, at a time.

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   ~Wry Wordsmith
   02.27.07 at 1:42 am

8. Listen bitch, shut up and get me a fucking ompha loompha now!

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   ~knowhereman
   02.27.07 at 3:12 am

9. Mommy says I’m the bestest ho in the family!

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   ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
   02.27.07 at 4:19 am

10. Proud to be a Gipsy! – FREAK

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    ~Human Resources
    02.27.07 at 7:50 am

11. I Will also have hairy legs when I grow up!

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    ~videoface
    02.27.07 at 8:56 am

12. wadda ya mean you want me to eat it, i dont see your pussy in this room anywhere

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    ~markeebaby
    02.27.07 at 1:39 pm

13. Hello! I’m not a bug! You can point with your Finger!

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    ~Jeff
    02.27.07 at 9:59 pm

14. Ah I think I understand….so I pretend to step on a creaky floorboard in the process of farting to disguise the sound….but what about the smell mommy ?

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    ~Graham
    02.28.07 at 3:51 am

15. I just farted can you smell it ?

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    ~EFFX
    02.28.07 at 10:53 am

16. Ma? Are you cooking salmon? I hope so cause I’m pretty sure that’s not your feet.

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    ~middle finger response
    02.28.07 at 3:16 pm

17. Umpa Umpa Umpadidoo…

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    ~Rio
    02.28.07 at 7:27 pm

18. If she calls me ‘Mini Me’ one more time…………..

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    ~Michael
    03.01.07 at 5:57 am

19. Lokk,just lookhow they’re examine us…
    You are fat,your socks always stink,your dress code is hilarious…oh,and your body is half.GOD!I HATE YOU ARE MY MOTHER!!I WISH YOU DIE!

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    ~GEO
    03.01.07 at 10:48 am

20. So when I grow up can I get your job on Tom and Jerry?

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    ~john l
    03.02.07 at 10:36 am

21. If I don’t get out of here I’m going to look just like her when I grow up. It may be too late already!

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    ~Bigdaddy
    03.02.07 at 9:53 pm

22. That’s the last time I pull your finger !

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    ~Robert
    03.03.07 at 7:19 am

23. You can do it too! – With Kandoo!
    (Pampers 1912)

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    ~new_rose
    03.03.07 at 3:31 pm

24. Its Theralina bitch. If you call me Thumbelina again I swear I’ll crawl up that dress and kick your ass.

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    ~Nate
    03.04.07 at 5:07 pm

25. Bend and snap!

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    ~Kuj
    03.05.07 at 3:57 am

26. Is this how dad got you?

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    ~betchai
    03.05.07 at 8:01 am

27. Yeah, beeyotch, I get it. You put your right foot in, yadda, yadda, yadda. I take issue with WHAT you put your right foot in. I told you to get rid of the frickin Rottweiler.

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    ~icie
    03.05.07 at 8:34 pm

28. Do you smell vinager miss ?

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    ~scott
    03.06.07 at 4:56 am

29. Look bitch, half-off on ho’s and half-sized ho’s are two different things.

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    ~Treatable Bum
    03.06.07 at 5:39 am

30. So Miss Marple, nice boot, do you suppose I can have it when you die…

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    ~King
    03.06.07 at 10:03 am

31. Ok mummy. Just like Mr.Miyagi told us. Wax On, Wax Off.

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    ~Spitfire
    03.07.07 at 1:45 am

32. Hey Mum, that guy’s staring at us. Can I bite him?

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    ~Spitfire
    03.07.07 at 1:46 am

33. Ahahahahahaha. Looks like someone forgot to shave this month!

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    ~Spitfire
    03.07.07 at 1:48 am

34. This is the last time I play dress-ups ever again. I’m going out to play baseball with my friends!

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    ~Spitfire
    03.07.07 at 1:51 am

35. Oh. Hokey this frickin Pokey!! You Big Bitch

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    ~RCTAZ
    03.07.07 at 3:30 am

36. soo if i lift my leg up like this around a guy wen i get older i would have a baby ?

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    ~abu-juj
    03.07.07 at 7:51 am

37. I want to be just like you when i grow up daddy

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    ~maoriwarrior
    03.07.07 at 10:44 am

38. so what, at least i aint ugly as fuck like u r

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    ~maoriwarrior
    03.07.07 at 10:45 am

39. I think i just sharted

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    ~G&G
    03.08.07 at 8:19 am

40. woooooooooooooooooooooooooow u av a bid ass lady!

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    ~mwahaha!
    03.08.07 at 9:08 pm

41. After three weeks on a binge, I am happy to see you standing, Mother!

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    ~Patrick S. Flynn
    03.11.07 at 9:53 pm

42. Step in my foot again and I´ll fuckin kill you.

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    ~Pornophiliac
    03.12.07 at 2:52 pm

43. Hello Clarice.

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    ~Pornophiliac
    03.12.07 at 2:53 pm

44. You realise of course this demeans you even more than it does me. I was born like this. You, however, CHOSE that dress – and the “boots”!

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    ~BenC
    03.13.07 at 5:01 am

45. Ever seen a midget dance?

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    ~RonJon
    03.13.07 at 11:44 pm

46. “then you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, that’s what it’s all about!!!!!!!!

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    ~bignordic
    03.14.07 at 1:26 am

47. Linedance Schminedance… How abot we go to a freakin rave instead??

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    ~Anonymous
    03.14.07 at 9:32 am

48. what is that thing under ur skirt?

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    ~gilly
    03.14.07 at 11:26 pm

49. Pe-u-eee, mama. I poo-pooed in my pants again.

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    ~MadMarty
    03.20.07 at 6:20 pm

50. You did say this was the casting call for Lemony Snicket’s 2 – A Series of Unfortunate Scents?

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    ~Greg
    03.21.07 at 11:57 pm

51. So how is it again I became a handmade to a turn of the century tranny?

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    ~Greg
    03.21.07 at 11:59 pm

52. So anyways on the way over to your dance class I saw an advertisment about a new product called Lysol….you should check into it.

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    ~Greg
    03.22.07 at 12:03 am

53. i’ve got a weggie

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    ~Austin Mallery
    03.25.07 at 4:10 am

54. whats so fishy

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    ~Anonymous
    03.26.07 at 3:29 am

55. ” my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps”

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    ~Derek
    03.27.07 at 5:41 am

56. “Mommy? Is it true you are gonna remove my fingernails and toenails before you boil me?”

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    ~Peter-man
    03.27.07 at 10:37 pm

57. I hate when my dad dresses like a woman and does the macarena.

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    ~mark
    03.27.07 at 10:41 pm

58. Just think…one day I’ll be as fat and ugly as you…

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    ~Beaver
    03.28.07 at 11:57 pm

59. Ok, nice dance… but where’s dinner??

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    ~Luciano
    04.14.07 at 1:21 am

60. For god’s sake, put it away!

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    ~Johnoco
    10.02.07 at 5:24 am

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    ~Daniel
    10.06.07 at 9:58 pm

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