The Cleverest Responses (38)

1. Wait ! I’ll fart !

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   ~semazem
   06.04.07 at 8:29 pm

2. WOW!!! Momma WAS wrong!!! It IS the medulla Oblongata!!! I’m sorry Colonel Sanders.

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   ~Middle Finger Response
   06.04.07 at 8:30 pm

3. a big lizard stole moy bahbeee!!

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   ~they...
   06.04.07 at 8:42 pm

4. “Your five and six are looking a little plaquey…I told you, flossing is not a croc!”
   “They said foreplay would be difficult, but this redefines ‘eating out’” —
   “One for me, none for you.”

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   ~Kate :)
   06.04.07 at 9:59 pm

5. Would you take the dang picture so I can finish my lunch please?

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   ~Angel
   06.05.07 at 7:12 pm

6. ouhlala ! tu as encore mangé de l’ail

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   ~arkanax
   06.05.07 at 8:02 pm

7. Wally you need to start brushing you tongue too!

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   ~Old Spice
   06.05.07 at 8:58 pm

8. Brindy Irwin is really starting to take after dad, Steve!

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   ~mick
   06.05.07 at 11:45 pm

9. I’m getting tired of japanese…Let’s try some american!

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   ~scott'D'
   06.06.07 at 3:41 pm

10. They were right, it DOES taste like chicken!
    Hey! No tongue on the first date!!!!

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    ~Stonie W
    06.06.07 at 10:52 pm

11. Too funny!
    Flabongo.com

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    ~Nick
    06.07.07 at 4:55 am

12. OOOH Booty Bear! You will soon be able to eat me as soon as we have intemecy….

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    ~DOOMONU
    06.07.07 at 1:02 pm

13. “Hey Moooooom~! This isn’t any fun! There aren’t any tentacles!!”
    “Hey! Are you down there!?”

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    ~Deamin
    06.07.07 at 1:28 pm

14. aaaaa çürük dişi gördüm işte ordaaaa

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    ~Akif
    06.07.07 at 6:11 pm

15. it doesnt look very good… so you have to go to the doc!

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    ~Tim
    06.07.07 at 9:18 pm

16. Ohhh boy… I think I just got tooth-fucked.

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    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    06.07.07 at 11:31 pm

17. British girls taste so bland. Zookeeper! Tabasco sauce – STAT!

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    ~The ghost of Lorne Greene
    06.07.07 at 11:33 pm

18. Where did everyone go what happened tothe lights oh look theres the old man from down the road that went missing!

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    ~Lisa + Rejana
    06.09.07 at 7:46 am

19. Preadolescent female . . . the other white meat.

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    ~Wry Wordsmith
    06.09.07 at 9:19 pm

20. The joke’s on you, lizard. Good luck with the e. coli, cuz I just crapped myself.

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    ~John Cocktoasten
    06.11.07 at 6:13 am

21. I’ll be right back, I just have to drain the lizard…

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    ~iron ic it isn't
    06.12.07 at 3:29 pm

22. See you later alligator

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    ~Kerplunk
    06.12.07 at 8:13 pm

23. Your going to look like shit tomorrow.

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    ~Kerplunk
    06.12.07 at 8:14 pm

24. mmmmmmmm crunchy on the outside, soft in the center!

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    ~matt
    06.13.07 at 1:19 am

25. last time I am wearing this lizard hat…..it’s stuck

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    ~sparky
    06.15.07 at 8:34 pm

26. so it is true… if you shove a woman up a lizard’s anus, it’ll shit her out of it’s mouth

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    ~fred
    06.16.07 at 4:02 pm

27. gril: pinochioooo!!??
    Lizard: i told ya it was the whale!, but no, blame the lizardd, it is always the lizard right?

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    ~Uraguay
    06.25.07 at 7:41 am

28. i know in intercourse im suppose to be inside you but i dont think this is what it ment

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    ~Anonymous
    06.27.07 at 8:53 am

29. Hey! I specifically ordered vanilla!

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    ~Anonymous
    06.27.07 at 7:02 pm

30. ah tu pues de la bouche tu aurais pu te laver les crocs.

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    ~le daron
    06.27.07 at 7:24 pm

31. Are you there Dad? It’s me, Bindi.

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    ~everending
    06.28.07 at 1:31 am

32. mmmmm, taste’s like chicken!

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    ~jojo
    06.28.07 at 4:01 pm

33. I knew anonymous house swaps over the internet were a bad idea.

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    ~Jay
    06.29.07 at 8:55 pm

34. Where did I leave my dinosaur-English dictionary. I said “eat me.” Damn double entendres.

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    ~D.F. Nicholas
    07.01.07 at 4:53 am

35. The first kiss is always so awkward.

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    ~Michael
    07.02.07 at 4:22 pm

36. Ow

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    ~Anonymous
    07.04.07 at 6:48 pm

37. DADY~~~~!!!! In that’s so Glutinous !!!! Ahhhh !!! Help me something try to catch me !!! DADY~~~~~~~~~~~~ !!!!!
    ……. :D

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    ~Sasuke
    11.02.07 at 8:16 am

38. gimme back my cookie you fat lizard!!!

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    ~littlejimmy
    02.07.08 at 5:17 pm

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