The Cleverest Responses (77)

1. Why the hell did I choose “dare”?

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   ~Caroline
   06.14.07 at 3:05 pm

2. Damn! The cold makes my dick look even smaller…

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   ~DOOMONU
   06.14.07 at 3:45 pm

3. If my keys aren’t in here I swear to god…

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   ~Mike
   06.14.07 at 4:03 pm

4. I will never forget my fishing pole again.

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   ~Johnny C
   06.14.07 at 4:08 pm

5. What happened? I must have blacked out…

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   ~marie lewis
   06.14.07 at 4:52 pm

6. Brokeback Tundra: Ice-hole divers

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   ~David B.
   06.14.07 at 5:10 pm

7. BOY, did I ever have to pee!

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   ~Wry Wordsmith
   06.14.07 at 5:36 pm

8. Stop looking at my ass.

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   ~Johnathan.
   06.14.07 at 7:11 pm

9. Damn, and I thought my last girlfriend was a whore.

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   ~Little House on the Fairy
   06.14.07 at 10:03 pm

10. Dude…where’s my car?

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    ~Bartholomew Simpson
    06.14.07 at 11:00 pm

11. i’m so fucking stupid

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    ~Anonymous
    06.15.07 at 4:41 am

12. nice plug hole

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    ~sparky
    06.15.07 at 7:05 am

13. OK ice queen, get ready for the hot beef injection!!!

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    ~scott'D'
    06.15.07 at 3:41 pm

14. My quest is at an end…the Earth’s vadge!

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    ~gabe
    06.15.07 at 4:38 pm

15. I hope there aren’t any grils around!!!

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    ~Iceman
    06.15.07 at 6:15 pm

16. Never mind the view! were is the central heating???

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    ~Danish-ish
    06.15.07 at 7:35 pm

17. Man, I have to pee. [thunk,splash]
    Whoa! This water is cold….
    And deep, too.

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    ~D-Man
    06.16.07 at 12:11 am

18. Damn, my Ice hole is cold!!!

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    ~John
    06.16.07 at 3:05 am

19. “Lookin’ fer love in all da wrong places…”

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    ~Gary C
    06.16.07 at 6:20 am

20. time to drop a burly bomb.

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    ~Jordan
    06.18.07 at 8:08 am

21. Is ANYBODY going to stop me…?

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    ~Galil3o
    06.19.07 at 2:23 am

22. “Man, I have to pee!”
    [Man proceeds to place his peeper in the creeper.]
    “Whoa! This water is cold!”
    “And the bottom of the lake is so rocky.”

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    ~Jiminee Dickit
    06.19.07 at 9:54 am

23. Wait a second… I was told there would be naked 10 year old boys here… DAMN you, DATELINE NBC!!!

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    ~John Cocktoasten
    06.20.07 at 10:20 am

24. this is my moment of solidute.
    i breathe
    i jump
    i scream
    eh..
    i must be forgetting something

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    ~sirb
    06.20.07 at 2:15 pm

25. Gawd, what a pathetic, ill-punctuated, misspelled testimony to American education!
    Most of these morons can only make dick- or sex-related jokes! No wonder America is considered the brain-damaged result of the Cold War!

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    ~Wry Wordsmith
    06.21.07 at 4:18 am

26. You just assume that all there replies are from America?
    Besides, who doesn’t like sexual related jokes… Much better than someone commenting badly on others… Unless it’s me…

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    ~Anonymous
    06.21.07 at 4:40 am

27. …I need a washing machine…

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    ~Twinkie
    06.22.07 at 5:59 pm

28. As Kal-El steps from his hyperlight drive rocket onto the desolate snow plains of the ice planet hoth, he curses his father Jor-El for having penny pinched on the GPS navigation system. Damn you GARMIN, damn you to hell…..

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    ~death2arcades
    06.23.07 at 1:03 am

29. still warmer and tighter tha my ex-wife

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    ~jay
    06.23.07 at 1:29 am

30. hasfhkd

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    ~Anonymous
    06.23.07 at 8:34 pm

31. why do these clouds keep following me?

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    ~callum
    06.24.07 at 10:49 pm

32. “Nothing like an ice-hole to kill the demons in my head.”
    //he jumps

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    ~Uraguay
    06.25.07 at 7:35 am

33. I should really stop taking so much Viagra… my cock overheats !

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    ~Richard
    06.25.07 at 2:36 pm

34. For future reference, don’t boast “The world is my urinal” to my Inuit girlfriend.

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    ~Dan
    06.26.07 at 3:14 pm

35. Goodbye, cruel world….

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    ~Freddie Loko
    06.26.07 at 4:48 pm

36. I’m so hot, i can melt my own pool

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    ~Anonymous
    06.27.07 at 8:50 am

37. JAY! I have to agree with you!

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    ~Dean
    06.27.07 at 4:30 pm

38. Guess I should’ve stayed married…Damn, that divorce lawyer was good!

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    ~Anonymous
    06.27.07 at 6:56 pm

39. he comes the sun ???OU JE PLONGE

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    ~le daron
    06.27.07 at 7:21 pm

40. Well… at least this is better than being in Queens.

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    ~everending
    06.28.07 at 1:28 am

41. major shrinkage!!!

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    ~mitch
    06.28.07 at 4:47 am

42. if i don’t get in i swear to god ima kill em

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    ~Khris Perron
    06.28.07 at 6:00 pm

43. Why, Oh why did I not buy more maggots!

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    ~wayne
    07.01.07 at 10:08 pm

44. the website said this was the best hot tub around

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    ~fred
    07.02.07 at 6:15 am

45. I wonder if I should dip my toe in to see how cold it is first.

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    ~Michael
    07.02.07 at 4:27 pm

46. Is’s good to be a Finn :)

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    ~quide
    07.03.07 at 7:07 am

47. http://thumbsnap.com/v/16FDaYVJ.gif

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    ~Anonymous
    07.04.07 at 3:00 am

48. Some People just write their name in the snow when they piss.. But me?? oh no.. Somehow this always happens.. did I really grow up next to a toxic waste dump??

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    ~drumr7
    07.05.07 at 6:08 am

49. Fuck you, MapQuest.

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    ~Anonymous
    07.07.07 at 2:23 pm

50. Ha… That fat whale wanted it hard… so I gave it to her hard. Maybe it was a male… Meh, hard to tell.

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    ~Anonymous
    07.09.07 at 10:39 pm

51. With this “fishing pole” i will never get a fish!!

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    ~TDY
    07.12.07 at 5:16 pm

52. Wouldnt be the first time Ive screwed an ‘ice’hole…

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    ~Anonymous
    07.13.07 at 7:19 am

53. My Clothes Better Be Down There Or This Game Of Truth Or Dare Is OVER!

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    ~Anonymous
    07.14.07 at 1:47 pm

54. Well this sucks

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    ~adfasd
    07.14.07 at 4:40 pm

55. Time To Swim Oh My Fucking God My Dick Is Frozen Damn It well If I Think Of My Wife Mabey It Will Be Wormer…Ahh Damn Nothing I Am Screwed..

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    ~WowOmg
    07.16.07 at 6:59 am

56. Jesus it’s cold! My pecker looks like a grub worm in a turtle neck!

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    ~DrDoom83
    07.16.07 at 2:45 pm

57. Cacho de meada… si no llega a ser porque estoy en pelotas le decía a mi mujer que me sacara una foto.

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    ~doofey
    07.17.07 at 11:14 pm

58. Now i must drop the ring but its glu on my dick….

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    ~benoit
    07.18.07 at 10:05 pm

59. its chilli out here

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    ~Anonymous
    07.21.07 at 6:41 pm

60. The giant flying peanut butter cup zips away, leaving nothing behind but a melted impression in the ice, and their latest probing subject, naked and catatonic. tonight they’re looking for a goat.

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    ~davoid
    07.22.07 at 6:12 pm

61. Shit! I dropped my large, circular, and very very hot, object !! Right in front of me! Dang! ….an I’m really cold! Cuz I’m Naked ! (guess mom was right when she said, ‘wear clothes when you go out a trekkin on the ice, and don’t just depend on that large circular very very hot object, cuz you might drop it “

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    ~davoid
    07.22.07 at 6:21 pm

62. it’s gonna hurt.

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    ~kerem
    07.29.07 at 8:53 pm

63. ни хуя себе поссал

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    ~Anonymous
    07.30.07 at 1:16 pm

64. i must have been sleep walking

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    ~madison
    09.29.07 at 11:05 am

65. I’m Drunked!

    [ I from Brazil =] ]

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    ~Me
    09.30.07 at 10:22 pm

66. any holes a goal

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    ~chAosego
    10.11.07 at 2:45 pm

67. OMG I will finally get some pussy from that wale.

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    ~MeMiself
    10.19.07 at 3:17 pm

68. SHIT!! next time i play catch the gecko on this bloody GPS i’m gonna look up from time to time.

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    ~RickDaglessMD
    10.20.07 at 2:25 am

69. ну атлил по мужицки,не упрекнёшь…

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    ~Tim Unit
    10.25.07 at 3:25 pm

70. Йа моржег!

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    ~ВФ
    10.26.07 at 8:42 pm

71. Ыыы…. Крещение…. ыыы… хол… од……… н………………..

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    ~FalkVonKronberg
    10.29.07 at 1:53 pm

72. Ok….wow, did i have to pee bad!!

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    ~FCK
    10.30.07 at 10:26 am

73. My god that’s so cold

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    ~Sasuke
    11.02.07 at 8:13 am

74. I will stiffen

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    ~mili
    09.19.08 at 7:46 am

75. How much degrees does this water have??

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    ~Freaky2006
    10.17.08 at 5:54 am

76. Mum, i’m coming.

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    ~Karo
    04.26.09 at 4:38 pm

77. i whant to be ice cream now

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    ~anna
    10.18.09 at 8:07 pm

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