The Cleverest Responses (45)

1. Father: I’m really proud of you. You’ve grown up to be an illustrated, perforated creepazoid wierdo just like your old man!
   Son: If you’d been a role model who was worth a damn, I wouldn’t have ended up looking like a sideshow freak! Parental guidance my ass!

       +1
   ~A. Nonymous
   07.09.07 at 2:15 am

2. Who ever thought that a tattoo artist and a Red Lobster waiter could have such hot, steamy man-sex?

       +0
   ~Jorgen Jorgensen
   07.09.07 at 5:10 am

3. ‘i know youre shy and its new, but it only hurts a lil bit at the start’

       +3
   ~they...
   07.09.07 at 1:09 pm

4. bu kadar…

       +0
   ~yasar
   07.09.07 at 1:33 pm

5. I told you killing your mother would bring us closer together.

       +1
   ~David B.
   07.09.07 at 2:44 pm

6. So we are in agreement. No Squishy until 2020…..

       +1
   ~DOOMONU
   07.09.07 at 3:18 pm

7. Baldy: Don’t be shy of course you can borrow my shirt! Actually its just about your size!
   Tattoo: Shuks! You’re the bestest friend in the world!

       +0
   ~Annom
   07.09.07 at 4:15 pm

8. This whole “meet yourself via time-travel” thing really sucks.

       +2
   ~Dan
   07.09.07 at 6:36 pm

9. Homo…

       --2
   ~gabe
   07.09.07 at 9:10 pm

10. Both: Why did I come to this high school reunion…

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.09.07 at 10:41 pm

11. Bald guy: Is this the nerd that I picked on in school?…
    Guy that thinks he is cool: Wow… what a nerd… To think that I let him bully me.

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    07.10.07 at 7:36 am

12. 1 = He liked my tattoo…. I wonder if he would like that piercing in my ass…
    2 = This guy is so gay… Soon he will ask for my shirt

        +0
    ~TDY
    07.12.07 at 5:07 pm

13. We make a good team. Next time, let’s use the chainsaw!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.12.07 at 9:41 pm

14. we only feel free when we’re “porky pigging”*.
    *”poky pigging”= the act of walking around wearing a shirt and nothing else.

        +1
    ~fred
    07.13.07 at 3:26 pm

15. Dad: “But seriously son, you’ve always liked the way I looked but didn’t realize this was a shirt?”

        +1
    ~ZZScott
    07.13.07 at 5:33 pm

16. That was a nice fart wasn’t it?

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.14.07 at 6:44 pm

17. Son: Mom you got KeMo!(TeVo)*
    Mom: Yeah for only 56.95 a month who wouldn’t!
    side effects: my cause hair loss skin irritation and death.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.15.07 at 7:06 am

18. may*

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.15.07 at 7:08 am

19. I Knew We Made a Great Couple Now Lets Go Have Some Ass Sex You Dirty Whore

        --1
    ~WowOmg
    07.16.07 at 6:47 am

20. This gonna hurt…

        --1
    ~Iceman
    07.17.07 at 5:24 pm

21. I just Loooovvve your tattoos!
    But you spelled my name wrong!

        --1
    ~scott'D'
    07.18.07 at 4:03 pm

22. See, I CAN be more embarassing to be seen with than you!

        +0
    ~YouCantPickYourFamily
    07.18.07 at 5:37 pm

23. Both: I see your swartz is as big as mine!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.19.07 at 4:06 am

24. Tattoo Guy: You said no one would get hurt!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.19.07 at 5:11 am

25. Let’s go to six flags!

        +0
    ~Nathan
    07.19.07 at 4:34 pm

26. its time 2 kick ass and chew bubble gum… and im all outa gum

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    ~duke nukem
    07.19.07 at 8:46 pm

27. Who’s your daddy!

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    ~Kamil
    07.21.07 at 3:11 pm

28. How cool are we!

        +0
    ~D1
    07.24.07 at 3:20 pm

29. “Both: I see your swartz is as big as mine!
    Anonymous | 07.18.07 – 11:11 pm | # ”
    Never underestimate the power of the Swartz!

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    ~Bubba
    07.28.07 at 5:44 pm

30. Uh Oh… Mother’s going to kill us.

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    07.30.07 at 8:52 am

31. There are no people like Carni people!

        +0
    ~Jeff
    07.30.07 at 7:30 pm

32. TATTOO: At least I’ve got hair.
    BALDY: At least I don’t look like a bogbrush.

        +1
    ~Jed Woods
    07.31.07 at 12:26 pm

33. Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 22 years since my last confession….

        +0
    ~Bill
    08.05.07 at 6:32 am

34. i`m johnny knoxville. welcome to jackass. by the way i`m a complete tool

        +0
    ~murt
    08.08.07 at 8:49 pm

35. he’ll never know it was me that farted!!

        +0
    ~sonyah
    08.15.07 at 3:10 am

36. I hate him but I fear if I leave him I won’t be able to exploit him for all he is worth.

        +0
    ~zed
    08.25.07 at 6:30 am

37. Father “Son I’d known for a long time you wher not gay”
    Son “I have been a closet herto since I was 11″

        --1
    ~a_c_g_t
    08.27.07 at 2:10 pm

38. Yes, (sigh) I have been working out…

        --1
    ~JAson
    08.27.07 at 9:44 pm

39. tatoo man:i met a girl at the bar lastnight.

    old man:ohh,does she have any friends.

        --1
    ~madison
    09.29.07 at 10:37 am

40. You might not know it, but i fucked your mother!

        +0
    ~suckaaa
    10.17.07 at 1:16 pm

41. -I Don’t care about all the years you spend in jail for killing your mom, I love you my son, I’m so proud of you…
    -Gee, thanks dad…

        +0
    ~MeMiself
    10.19.07 at 3:08 pm

42. both:wat the…???

        +0
    ~anna
    03.06.08 at 1:38 pm

43. hahaha he is so stupid

        +0
    ~mili
    09.19.08 at 7:43 am

44. is daddy of giorgio bertolli

        +0
    ~renan romero
    11.01.08 at 11:12 pm

45. Colors!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    03.13.10 at 9:04 pm

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