The Cleverest Responses (37)

1. If not for the grace of God, some quick thinking and this Tonka…

       --1
   ~Jeff
   10.03.07 at 2:42 pm

2. Holy shit! Mom, I think this truck was made in China.

       +17
   ~Jeff
   10.03.07 at 2:43 pm

3. What do you mean “Now clean it up?”

       +6
   ~Jeff
   10.03.07 at 2:44 pm

4. Gee Tommy, maybe it was a bad idea to have our first cigarette while we were huffing our first gasoline.”

       +1
   ~Jeff
   10.03.07 at 3:00 pm

5. Yes the truck stayed clean, can’t you see by the outline on my chest that I covered it with my body.

       +1
   ~barb
   10.03.07 at 3:06 pm

6. Baaaad dragon!

       +6
   ~Jeff
   10.03.07 at 3:09 pm

7. Victory, hell! It smells like gasoline, scorched earth, and burned hair!

       +0
   ~Jeff
   10.03.07 at 3:11 pm

8. You smell potato skins?

       --4
   ~DenverBen
   10.03.07 at 4:41 pm

9. OK, now can I have my game boy back?

       +0
   ~barb
   10.03.07 at 4:51 pm

10. Don’t mess with my TONKA!!!

        --1
    ~Tommy Hilfager
    10.03.07 at 5:39 pm

11. I cleared all this land with this damn Tonka toy you only want to pay me minimum wage?

        +0
    ~Gozinga
    10.03.07 at 9:43 pm

12. Any body else wanna try and take my tonka?

        +6
    ~Krzysztof Wojtkowski
    10.04.07 at 11:11 am

13. So much for my fire safety merit badge.

        --2
    ~Jeff
    10.04.07 at 11:17 am

14. Oh shit, here comes Smokey, and does that bear look pissed!

        +0
    ~Jeff
    10.04.07 at 11:20 am

15. kakvo

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    10.05.07 at 4:10 am

16. I told them to call me Piggy just one more goddamn time…

        --3
    ~Marie
    10.05.07 at 2:17 pm

17. Mom: Joe, the box it came in said NOT to press the big red button that said DO NOT PRESS.

    Joe: Well how the fuck am I supposed to know that, we’re in Mississippi, nobody gots no schoolin’.

        +0
    ~Utsuro
    10.06.07 at 2:31 am

18. Could you give me directions to the Lord of the Flies convention?

        +0
    ~John Cocktoasten
    10.06.07 at 5:52 pm

19. Pa! Now I am fully qualfied to be a productve and brilant union employee!

        --1
    ~Bob
    10.07.07 at 2:40 am

20. Hehehe… thermite rules.

        --2
    ~Daniel
    10.09.07 at 10:09 pm

21. I think I gots the black lung.

        +0
    ~Taco Potato
    10.10.07 at 3:07 am

22. Mum to Kid:”WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LIGHTING YOUR FARTS”

        --1
    ~pdsok
    10.10.07 at 7:11 am

23. Prepare breakfast and eat hearty, men. For tonight, we DINE IN HELL!

        --1
    ~carey
    10.12.07 at 1:56 pm

24. What the hell you looking at, punk!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    10.17.07 at 12:25 pm

25. i love the smell of napalm in the morning…

        +0
    ~leo
    10.19.07 at 5:43 pm

26. “right i’ve gotta get this straight in my head, i saw a man with a can of gasoline wearing a balaclava waving an axe. yep that’ll do….now where shall i bury the folks?”

        --1
    ~RickDaglessMD
    10.20.07 at 1:49 am

27. и тогда с потухшей ёлки
    тихо спрыгнул жёлтый ангел..

        +8
    ~yozhik
    10.25.07 at 11:08 am

28. cool stuf

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    10.30.07 at 11:36 am

29. Продолжение сказки Мойдодыр.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    10.30.07 at 11:44 am

30. Иросто, приходил Сирежка, поиграли мы немножко…

        +4
    ~Anonymous
    11.01.07 at 5:06 am

31. Нюхайте кокс мешками!

        +1
    ~Johns_Red
    11.01.07 at 12:02 pm

32. I was smoking and … that’s all !

        --1
    ~Sasuke
    11.02.07 at 8:04 am

33. Чуваки мы нашли нефть. Теперь сможем заправить мой тракторики играть

        --2
    ~Impudent_favn
    11.02.07 at 12:13 pm

34. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    11.03.07 at 2:45 pm

35. FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT FUCKIN SHIT!!. ok umm shit umm i didnt do it

        +0
    ~ann
    11.11.07 at 9:06 pm

36. ok mom, i’m dirty… but my truck is clean!

        +1
    ~Anonymuschi
    11.13.07 at 12:37 pm

37. I was half way through mu science lessen at school and i mixed to things together and now my schools…gone?!?!?!

        +0
    ~littlejimmy
    02.07.08 at 5:10 pm

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