The Cleverest Responses (48)

1. Where on earth did I put my keys?

       +17
   ~Mike Solomon
   10.15.07 at 10:49 am

2. Dear diary: jackpot

       +47
   ~Dan B
   10.15.07 at 4:20 pm

3. Heaven is waiting…

       --5
   ~Jonhy
   10.16.07 at 7:49 am

4. I can’t mom; I’m late for school…

       +30
   ~Steveo
   10.16.07 at 9:05 am

5. Where there’s blame, there’s a claim…..

       +0
   ~Benno
   10.16.07 at 10:13 am

6. The opposite of Mrs. Robinson.

       +2
   ~Kate!
   10.16.07 at 12:06 pm

7. Time to stake it up!

       +1
   ~Jeff
   10.16.07 at 1:45 pm

8. Beats the hell out of rutabagas.

       +2
   ~Jeff
   10.16.07 at 1:46 pm

9. Two in the air is worth one in the bush…aw, that’s not how it goes….

       +7
   ~gabe
   10.16.07 at 3:51 pm

10. Hmm. Puddle diving. She does like her extreme sports.

        --1
    ~Faultline
    10.16.07 at 5:43 pm

11. So THAT’S where I left my manakin!

        +4
    ~Utsuro
    10.16.07 at 9:20 pm

12. Time to score a field goal

        +4
    ~oli
    10.17.07 at 2:50 am

13. hmm nice bush!!!

        --1
    ~kylie and sammi
    10.17.07 at 4:10 am

14. *Gasps*
    Maybe, for my 45th birthday, Momma will finally let me have my first girlfriend!

        --1
    ~Alison
    10.17.07 at 7:15 pm

15. Rohypnol 1 Resistance 0

        --2
    ~Aero
    10.18.07 at 3:42 pm

16. Damn, a perfect opportunity to shoot a hole-in-one, and I forgot my golf clubs!

        +4
    ~Gozinga
    10.18.07 at 5:18 pm

17. ….there is no need for that sweetness, I’ll just buy a vase for the flowers

        +6
    ~sparky
    10.18.07 at 5:21 pm

18. damn!!!… that’s some nice shoes…

        +12
    ~MeMiself
    10.19.07 at 2:35 pm

19. So THATS what happens when you plant the bulbs in the wrong way round…thats been bugging me for years.

        +0
    ~RickDaglessMD
    10.20.07 at 1:18 am

20. she is a nice woman i love her ass. lets go lick it guys. she can’t do anything, shes in the ground!

        --18
    ~betsy koye
    10.20.07 at 10:47 am

21. Ikeas CRAP!! Legs up, Press down, Now, Where do I bolt??

        --4
    ~wayne
    10.20.07 at 5:11 pm

22. Sh#t! Someone stole my bike off of that novelty bike rack!

        --2
    ~Nick
    10.21.07 at 12:14 am

23. honey, that’s so awesome it just made me cum out my head!

        --10
    ~Mr Longden
    10.23.07 at 11:33 pm

24. maybe she’s found the way how she can do without Libresse

        +3
    ~alexa
    10.25.07 at 1:02 am

25. Just do it
    /Nike/

        +33
    ~Andrian
    10.25.07 at 7:32 am

26. nobody goes where my Rosemary grows.

        --1
    ~graeble
    10.26.07 at 2:31 pm

27. oh! she likes the pickle too!

        --1
    ~mr machin
    10.26.07 at 3:05 pm

28. Who let the dogs out ???!!!

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    10.26.07 at 3:48 pm

29. Damn, and i forgot my lawnmower. Should i pull them out?

        --3
    ~Bada Boom
    10.27.07 at 4:36 am

30. наконецто пришол момент потерять девственность.ну как же я этого ждал

        --15
    ~snoopysan
    10.27.07 at 12:03 pm

31. О!!!заебизь!!пелотка на дороге валяетсо!!!!

        +7
    ~Postal
    10.27.07 at 12:25 pm

32. Gee to think I gotta go back in there to find my watch…
    Screw that, was’nt a rollex anyway…

        --3
    ~R.G.
    10.27.07 at 1:43 pm

33. На викимапии такого я не видел о_О

        --3
    ~Суф
    10.28.07 at 1:02 pm

34. хуясе,какие деревья растут в чуйскай далине

        +6
    ~maevets
    10.29.07 at 1:26 pm

35. Х..во труп закопан, спугнул видать кто-то…

        +5
    ~ZAN
    10.31.07 at 12:17 am

36. Опять эта программа повышения рождаемости…не нужны мне ваши 250 тыщ….

        +6
    ~Anonymous
    10.31.07 at 1:56 pm

37. Что значит превед???

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    11.01.07 at 4:59 am

38. Чито такойе ПРЕВЕД???

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    11.01.07 at 5:01 am

39. Got PuSSy ??

        --4
    ~jim
    11.03.07 at 5:11 pm

40. С такой бы я залёг на капремонт

        +0
    ~Ivan
    11.04.07 at 2:56 pm

41. oh so that what they look like

        +1
    ~hunter
    11.04.07 at 11:33 pm

42. нрааааааицааа (с) Борат

        --2
    ~shade45=)
    11.07.07 at 2:38 pm

43. Just five more meters and I`ll be in!

        +0
    ~Dave
    12.02.07 at 6:07 am

44. dive,dive,dive!!!

        +0
    ~zebedeul
    02.08.08 at 7:57 am

45. WooW!! wild thing…

        +0
    ~jacky
    01.01.09 at 6:36 pm

46. So, I blew myself up in train station…
    So, here I am in heaven…

    Praise, Allah!

        +0
    ~infidelio
    01.09.10 at 4:37 pm

47. WOW!!! My grandfather must see this!

        +0
    ~Artyom Tchistyakov
    03.16.11 at 6:36 am

48. Piggybank? Where’re my pen(n)i(e)s?

        +0
    ~:)
    06.22.11 at 5:17 am

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