The Cleverest Responses (50)

1. stop copying me, old bitch!

       +53
   ~suckaaa
   10.17.07 at 1:14 pm

2. I told you not to answer the door at three in the morning…

       +22
   ~Mike Solomon
   10.17.07 at 1:16 pm

3. Keep adjusting, you’re getting a tighter pattern!

       +3
   ~Jeff
   10.17.07 at 3:17 pm

4. Safeword hell! I want it!

       --5
   ~Jeff
   10.17.07 at 3:17 pm

5. If the airing out doesn’t work soon, I’m going to break down and bathe.

       +3
   ~Jeff
   10.17.07 at 3:18 pm

6. That’s right Martha!! Keep streaching those abbs and Grandpa’s from all over will be all over YOU!!!

       +1
   ~Emma
   10.17.07 at 6:01 pm

7. what do you want? we are indisposed!!!!!!!

       --5
   ~jpj
   10.18.07 at 1:32 am

8. See Betty, farts are much louder when you do this with your arms and lean onto your left cheek

       --4
   ~Graham
   10.18.07 at 4:11 am

9. You’ll nay gang awah wi’ our haggis, man!

       --3
   ~Jeff
   10.18.07 at 7:16 am

10. budget airline, NannaAir, cabin crew practice their safety demonstrations

        +5
    ~Mark
    10.18.07 at 5:19 pm

11. Gladys, I told you to buy more candy on the way home this afternoon. These little trick-or-treat bastards get nastier every year!

        +3
    ~Gozinga
    10.18.07 at 9:21 pm

12. We seem to have identical arthritis symptoms, too. I can’t put my damned arms down!

        +2
    ~Gozinga
    10.18.07 at 9:23 pm

13. What is the point of this damned “Abs of Argyle” video anyway?

        +0
    ~John Cocktoasten
    10.19.07 at 4:13 am

14. That´s what happpen when you leave the deodorant near the superglue.

        +2
    ~Amugal
    10.19.07 at 10:07 am

15. My god, we’re hot.

        +2
    ~allison
    10.19.07 at 1:29 pm

16. OMFuckingGod we are so muthafucking high!!
    -Bitch do like this and you can see Jesus!!

        --2
    ~MeMiself
    10.19.07 at 2:29 pm

17. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys like us better WE MUST!

        +2
    ~Amanda
    10.19.07 at 8:53 pm

18. “Pull the skin as tight as you can, and then secure the clothes peg on the excess skin….c’mon TIGHTER!!”

        +1
    ~RickDaglessMD
    10.20.07 at 1:13 am

19. “sit up, down, sit up, down”
    this stupid work out vidio don’t work!’

        --2
    ~betsy koye
    10.20.07 at 10:42 am

20. so, Who’s got the biggest chicken wings??

        --1
    ~wayne
    10.20.07 at 5:08 pm

21. Jeez, If they’re gonna take all the silverware the least they could do is rape us…

        +1
    ~Grandma Jones
    10.22.07 at 2:02 am

22. as if it was not enough to be siamese twins by the elbows, look how they dressed us…

        +1
    ~rejane
    10.23.07 at 5:14 am

23. ass fucking bitcgh bastred holes

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    10.23.07 at 8:46 pm

24. povyazali, suki

        --2
    ~Miha Maltsev
    10.24.07 at 6:13 am

25. Клиника доктора Борменталя, всем сосать!!!!!

        --7
    ~TrentRezor
    10.24.07 at 11:24 pm

26. Hey! Put down your arms…you’re stinking!

        --3
    ~Just_Jazzy
    10.25.07 at 1:45 am

27. пидары!

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    10.25.07 at 11:04 am

28. говарила тебе,не толкай траву возле нашего подьезда овца!

        +14
    ~Tim Unit
    10.25.07 at 3:15 pm

29. I told you!!!These guys wern’t fucking around. When they say pay up bitch they mean it. You’re such an ass hole.

        --2
    ~Johnnie
    10.26.07 at 2:42 pm

30. ни фига себе курнула!

        --2
    ~GenyC
    10.28.07 at 6:28 am

31. Я тебе говорила менты, а ты молочник! Молочник! Старая идиотка

        +6
    ~лис
    10.28.07 at 11:13 am

32. бля, чьи подмышки воняют???

        +5
    ~el_russio
    10.28.07 at 3:39 pm

33. Возьмите в Плейбой меня, а не эту старую дуру!

        +6
    ~Fenix
    10.28.07 at 3:42 pm

34. да, ну и что бля, ну старые мы, зато сАсем без помасчи рук

        --3
    ~maevets
    10.29.07 at 1:23 pm

35. Тест на алкогольное опьянение……..
    Перед вами 2 бабки
    Одну из них вам нужно трахнуть
    Какую вы выберете?

        --5
    ~Gnoll
    10.31.07 at 7:24 am

36. Кина не будет. Электричество кончилось…

        --3
    ~KZ
    10.31.07 at 8:12 am

37. сучка крашеная

        --4
    ~Андрей
    10.31.07 at 12:21 pm

38. nice fuck

        +0
    ~Андрей
    10.31.07 at 1:07 pm

39. сцуки запалили опять за травкой нас

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    11.01.07 at 12:57 am

40. who am I…”before or after”

        +2
    ~Tehas
    11.01.07 at 9:50 am

41. Гг.. :)

        --2
    ~Евген
    11.01.07 at 10:31 am

42. This aerobics tv-show is great!

        --1
    ~Shur
    11.01.07 at 12:38 pm

43. Утренняя аэробика для всех, блин… Разогнуться бы теперь…

        --1
    ~Shur
    11.01.07 at 12:40 pm

44. Susie, i am starting to think that the camera is in top view in this abdominal exercises video

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 10:48 pm

45. At least you smell worst !!!

        +0
    ~Eloy
    11.27.07 at 11:20 am

46. i’m not guilty mr the policeman…

        +0
    ~le francais ki se force a parler anglais
    12.04.07 at 6:30 pm

47. so big boy, how do you feel about twins?

        +0
    ~jdizz
    12.11.07 at 12:39 pm

48. Saw=)

        +0
    ~Mike
    12.19.08 at 6:27 pm

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        +0
    ~Call Shops
    03.27.11 at 5:54 am

50. Mr. Kidnapper. Since nobody paid ransom for 60 years, will you release us now?

        +0
    ~:)
    06.22.11 at 5:15 am

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