The Cleverest Responses (40)

1. Mmm… Shit and peanuts… Tasty… Try it!

       +11
   ~Dack
   11.02.07 at 3:56 pm

2. Now, move the spoon into ur mouth…

       +5
   ~Shur
   11.02.07 at 3:56 pm

3. bull shit is like sex – it’s better than it’s free

       --8
   ~ru_kid
   11.02.07 at 5:17 pm

4. share this bullshit with me, my friend

       --10
   ~Shur
   11.02.07 at 5:19 pm

5. One more comment in Russian and I’m going to put this spoon up your arse.

       --1
   ~Boris
   11.02.07 at 6:00 pm

6. Corn Flakes™. Try ‘em again for the first time.

       --6
   ~Frank
   11.02.07 at 10:57 pm

7. fine! nice! it’very interesting!

       --11
   ~Anonymous
   11.03.07 at 7:57 am

8. MacDonald’s
   I’m Lovin’ it!

       +17
   ~theomag
   11.03.07 at 8:30 am

9. does my shit taste funny to you?

       --7
   ~Sparky
   11.03.07 at 8:39 am

10. Oatmeal tastes so much better after you’ve just shivved somebody in the shower.

        --6
    ~John Cocktoasten
    11.03.07 at 2:14 pm

11. Have you everything you want?

        --8
    ~Infter
    11.03.07 at 3:56 pm

12. I ought to have learn this fucking russian…

        --11
    ~Infter
    11.03.07 at 4:04 pm

13. eat this dude and the verges of yur perseption will be opened. true.

        --10
    ~Anonymous
    11.03.07 at 4:13 pm

14. You vant my sputnik?

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    11.03.07 at 4:53 pm

15. Where’s the Beef ??

        --5
    ~jimmy
    11.03.07 at 5:01 pm

16. I like it since Stalingrad.

        --1
    ~Infter
    11.04.07 at 4:34 am

17. eat. this is what willem dafoe tells you.

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 7:00 am

18. This Is An American Employee After Work? Ahha ))

        --4
    ~Alex
    11.04.07 at 9:49 am

19. i share my food with you now and you share your ass with me when washing

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 10:59 am

20. omg… i think theve killed and cooked the cook :/

        --4
    ~PrinceX
    11.04.07 at 1:55 pm

21. It reminds me Pearl Harbour hospital’s food)) I’m lovin it!

        --3
    ~Nanny
    11.04.07 at 3:08 pm

22. there is no spoon…

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 4:28 pm

23. there is no spoon

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 4:56 pm

24. there is no spoon

        --2
    ~john
    11.04.07 at 4:57 pm

25. oops! English? I no spik inglish :)

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 7:24 pm

26. i’ve been on that re-hab course for 10 years.. they keep tellin me its an oatmeal, but hell why does it stink like dogshit?..

        --3
    ~Arina
    11.04.07 at 9:38 pm

27. “Try some of this, my son. As you can see this asylum you put me in is so confortable… I hope my grandson do the same with you S2″

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    11.04.07 at 10:37 pm

28. The red caviar? Fu! On Fridays always gave black caviar!

    *Translated from Russian: translate.google.com

        --1
    ~Mukcep
    11.05.07 at 8:56 am

29. Porridge, Sir!

        --2
    ~Sergey
    11.05.07 at 10:06 am

30. I got the Ear!

        +1
    ~Jeff
    11.05.07 at 7:20 pm

31. This is poor man’s alphabet soup. Some eyes, an occasional bee, but mostly pee.

        +1
    ~Jeff
    11.05.07 at 7:25 pm

32. Well that’s a prison, not some kind of resort.

        --1
    ~pthah
    11.08.07 at 4:16 pm

33. here comes the choo choo train twat face!

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    11.08.07 at 8:01 pm

34. Yes, that IS Putin behind me, and he doesnt like this @$#% food either!

        --1
    ~Graham
    11.11.07 at 10:24 pm

35. You call this a fork…THIS is a fork!

        --1
    ~Jonny
    11.18.07 at 1:22 pm

36. Take some …..I DARE YOU

        +5
    ~Neil
    11.21.07 at 12:22 am

37. I eat my dihorrea to contribute in recycling. I also don’t use deodorant to reduce CFC emission and don’t have a shower to save water and energy.

        --1
    ~Divesh
    11.26.07 at 7:18 pm

38. 1 guy, 1 plate

        +2
    ~-nina-
    12.02.07 at 6:52 pm

39. So, its what u REALLY think about Russia?

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.01.08 at 8:00 pm

40. They make us eat this!!

        +0
    ~S
    05.28.08 at 7:03 am

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