Let’s see..the green pill helps me sleep but makes me edgy…the red pill helps me quit smoking but makes me sleepy..the blue pill gets me up but makes me tired. No wonder healthcare is in the toilet..I can’t even remember why I’m sitting here!
+5
~MisdaT 11.15.07 at 7:41 pm
Dammit, the smoke coming out of this cigarrete does NOT look real…
hehehe… someone says it’s fire risky to sleep wit a cigarette? well i’ve got a water matress, losers. i win
11.09.07 at 2:16 pm
Russia forever!:)
11.09.07 at 3:20 pm
Breaking the Guinness world record for the slowest and tiniest suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning…..
11.09.07 at 4:10 pm
I’m concerned I left the stove on…
11.09.07 at 4:21 pm
I’ll kill myself.. By my cigarette.. it’ll be unusually..^_^
11.09.07 at 6:27 pm
Let’s see . . . Blindfold–check! Cigarette–check! Now, where’s that damned firing squad?
11.09.07 at 11:18 pm
I was dreaming I had a butt in my mouth…pheweee
11.10.07 at 6:49 am
Zero carbon emmission dreaming - I’m sorry
11.10.07 at 6:51 am
here’s my protest to russkies!!
11.10.07 at 5:10 pm
zzz ZZZ
11.11.07 at 1:52 pm
I could use a lighter.
11.13.07 at 6:04 pm
I can’t see my lighter.
11.13.07 at 6:41 pm
Only problem when having sex with yourself is that you do not have a dry hand to light your cig afterwards…
11.14.07 at 9:46 am
Smoking does really make blind!
11.14.07 at 1:41 pm
I’m Kurt Cobain.
11.14.07 at 4:27 pm
“Is the lamp on?”
11.15.07 at 10:02 am
Let’s see..the green pill helps me sleep but makes me edgy…the red pill helps me quit smoking but makes me sleepy..the blue pill gets me up but makes me tired. No wonder healthcare is in the toilet..I can’t even remember why I’m sitting here!
11.15.07 at 7:41 pm
Dammit, the smoke coming out of this cigarrete does NOT look real…
11.18.07 at 1:16 pm
Duuude…wait, what?
11.30.07 at 12:17 am
Time for beauty sleep..
12.01.07 at 1:58 am