The Cleverest Responses (41)

1. You see they always like my kitchen best
   ‘Cause I’ve cocaine runnin’ around my brain

       +11
   ~morhic
   11.14.07 at 1:28 pm

2. Well, do you want some cheese with your whine?

       +13
   ~DasBaum
   11.14.07 at 1:39 pm

3. see these cheeses behind me? ive made love to every single one. why do you think cheese knifes cut circles?

       --1
   ~Anonymous
   11.14.07 at 1:54 pm
4. I put the PRO back in PROVOLONE!

   I gotta start writing this stuff down.

       +6
   ~Mike Solomon
   11.14.07 at 2:51 pm

5. Just five more shelves and I can go home!

       +0
   ~Kibrika
   11.14.07 at 2:52 pm

6. “It’s The Heart of the Cheese-the-Robot-the-Ciller. I’ve done my army of clones! And no one can stop me! bugaga!”
   Watch at cinemas. “Cheese Wars. The Attack of Сlones”. coming soon.

       --8
   ~Roman
   11.14.07 at 4:13 pm

7. I know that damned wedding ring is in one of these cheeses!

       +15
   ~Jeff
   11.14.07 at 4:52 pm

8. The pale color and intense nose indicates that this smegma was harvested in the Winter of 2003.

       --7
   ~Jeff
   11.14.07 at 5:01 pm

9. With that, I’m going to give cheese to my rats and they will go in russia to give plague to everyone.

       --3
   ~ILAFF
   11.15.07 at 10:04 am

10. Fuck it, I’m hungry.

        +12
    ~Boris
    11.15.07 at 10:41 am

11. I just cut the cheese.

        --10
    ~Frank
    11.15.07 at 4:30 pm

12. I will slowly grate every block of cheese in this building until they turn on the damn heat.

        --4
    ~MisdaT
    11.15.07 at 7:53 pm

13. oh my god! it isn’t yet ripe!

        --6
    ~taniga satya
    11.15.07 at 8:57 pm

14. “oh my god! it isn’t yet ripe!”

        --7
    ~taniga satya
    11.15.07 at 8:59 pm

15. oh my god! it isn’t yet refined!

        --5
    ~taniga satya
    11.15.07 at 9:03 pm

16. allah akbar! =))) c4 masked as cheese heads…

        --2
    ~arthomas
    11.16.07 at 3:06 am

17. I think the cake has gone off

        +5
    ~Dodo
    11.17.07 at 7:16 pm

18. “He who so ever draws forth this sword from the cheese shall be the rightful king of England.”

        +8
    ~TeeGee
    11.18.07 at 7:48 am

19. Why is there a bubble coming out of my head?

        --1
    ~Jonny
    11.18.07 at 1:10 pm

20. So as you can see, these rings indicate that the age of this cheese is . . . no, wait! That’s trees, not cheese! Darn this pesky dyslexia!

        --2
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    11.18.07 at 9:04 pm

21. I may be provolone, but I’m also antipasto.

        --1
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    11.18.07 at 9:06 pm

22. After they’ve aged for some 15 or 20 years, these will make excellent racing wheels for Ferraris and Maseratis

        +0
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    11.18.07 at 9:08 pm

23. Dumb Intervieuwers

        +0
    ~john
    11.20.07 at 2:34 pm

24. With this metaldetector it should be easy to find the needle Gunther lost the other day…

        +5
    ~BuckRogers
    11.21.07 at 1:54 pm

25. I dare u to try it! Mwahahah

        +1
    ~Bang bang ur head
    11.23.07 at 2:09 pm

26. What the hell am I doing?

        +3
    ~Divesh
    11.26.07 at 5:23 pm

27. The vacuum cleaner in my hand sucks cheese into my veins

        +2
    ~Divesh
    11.26.07 at 5:24 pm

28. “The shape of the sculpture is in there already; one just have to chisel away the excess.”

        +5
    ~cat-ki-nalue
    11.26.07 at 5:38 pm

29. well… well… it is actually my first day here…

        +0
    ~pedro
    11.26.07 at 5:58 pm

30. God, I hate my job.

        +2
    ~Van_Winkle
    11.26.07 at 10:32 pm

31. does anyone intelligent visit this site?

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    11.26.07 at 11:58 pm

32. this cheese isnt the only thing im cutting~TOOOT~…

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    11.27.07 at 8:05 pm

33. I like cheese…very nice

        +0
    ~~Pez~
    12.01.07 at 11:03 pm

34. Cheers!,I meant…Cheese!

        +2
    ~Dave
    12.02.07 at 5:57 am

35. Okay, only 12,562 left…

        +4
    ~-nina-
    12.02.07 at 6:42 pm

36. Smells like ……….teens spirit!! hey to be a drugged frenchie I´m cool!!

        +0
    ~super agent 86
    12.17.07 at 3:59 pm

37. Yes, i’m Carlos Santana and my next guitar will be made of cheese

        +2
    ~Stevens
    12.27.07 at 3:42 pm

38. I’ve masturbated 10 years for this cheese

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.06.08 at 8:50 am

39. and this is where the penis goes!

        +0
    ~penislord
    03.20.08 at 10:16 am

40. do you se it ? i hawe tones of this shit here

        +0
    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 7:20 am

41. cheese? what cheese? I don’t see no cheese! this is just a… … have you seen my hat??

        +0
    ~pancho
    11.01.08 at 2:04 am

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