The Cleverest Responses (25)

1. “this takes me back; you know this hat used to be in style”

       +22
   ~cat-ki-nalue
   11.26.07 at 5:56 pm

2. I wear this hat so the CIA can’t use alien technology to steal my country songs.

       +0
   ~Divesh
   11.26.07 at 7:25 pm

3. I shouldn’t have accepted being sold along with the guitar as an offer.

       +12
   ~Andrea
   11.26.07 at 8:43 pm

4. My playin’ just doesn’t sound the same since my pit bull chewed off my left arm.

       +22
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   11.26.07 at 8:45 pm

5. I’m gonna kill everyone

       --11
   ~Mike
   11.27.07 at 12:06 pm

6. I wonder how the intro. to “ferret love” will sound with 10,000 watts?

       --2
   ~Marc
   11.27.07 at 1:10 pm

7. Ne m’encule pas

       --5
   ~la gang d'infographie
   11.27.07 at 3:18 pm

8. Never never let you go…

       --3
   ~Roman
   11.27.07 at 3:32 pm

9. I really have to fart but if I move…

       +2
   ~nimbod
   11.28.07 at 2:46 am

10. I coulda been a contender…

        --7
    ~Ivan
    11.28.07 at 5:35 am

11. Why humans don’t believe me that playing too much guitars makes your arm fall off?

        +4
    ~Philipp
    11.28.07 at 11:54 am

12. Damn, I thought it was a RON PAUL meetup, not a LES PAUL meetup!

        --2
    ~Jeff
    11.28.07 at 12:58 pm

13. Time for a little old fashioned singing around the amp fire.

        --2
    ~Jeff
    11.28.07 at 3:18 pm

14. i would really like to know if she always wears such a sexy dress

        --1
    ~Janez
    11.28.07 at 4:51 pm

15. This IS harder than guitar hero, DAMN!

        +6
    ~fw
    11.29.07 at 7:44 pm

16. Not easy with two left hands.

        +3
    ~masschel
    11.30.07 at 11:00 am

17. dang, i wish i had life instead of playing country…

        +6
    ~wicked
    11.30.07 at 6:11 pm

18. Damn!! What a shit job of being a dummie!!!

        --3
    ~Islero
    12.01.07 at 10:05 am

19. On a warm summer`s evening,
    on a train bound for nowhere,
    I met up with the gambler,
    we were both too tired to sleep

        --2
    ~Dave
    12.02.07 at 5:55 am

20. And this is the noise my mother made when she died…

        +3
    ~Rahl
    12.02.07 at 10:49 pm

21. Wheels or reels?

        +0
    ~jack
    12.04.07 at 5:15 pm

22. dam! this two for one coupon has really changed my life jimmi, Jimmi? where are you, im so lonley… that reminds me of a song…

        +0
    ~patrick
    12.06.07 at 1:35 am

23. damn, John Denver was ths the shit!

        +0
    ~jdizz
    12.11.07 at 11:51 am

24. “Dream of Californication…”

        +1
    ~Zare
    02.14.08 at 11:20 am

25. ok its gonna be easy . Maybe if i play my best song someone buy this fucking guitar

        +0
    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 7:18 am

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