The Cleverest Responses (42)

1. Damn, I’ve forgotten my gun

       +74
   ~ILOVENY
   11.28.07 at 4:07 pm

2. The one day I forget to douche…

       +24
   ~Hal
   11.28.07 at 4:12 pm

3. Damn, I thought it was white shirt day!

       +16
   ~Jeff
   11.28.07 at 6:13 pm

4. Wow! When he “taxi’s to the runway,” he uses a real taxi!

       --17
   ~Jeff
   11.28.07 at 6:14 pm

5. That better be the guy with the glue solvent.

       +13
   ~Hal
   11.28.07 at 6:18 pm

6. Ok, now he comes here and I jump out and shout : BOO!!

       +13
   ~Alexandr
   11.28.07 at 7:08 pm

7. all my troubles are the people

       --9
   ~Mr Longden
   11.28.07 at 9:52 pm

8. Well played, Mr Longden.

       --13
   ~Mike Solomon
   11.28.07 at 10:17 pm

9. Just my luck! I’ve tailed him for weeks to make this hit, and now if I move, this wall’s gonna fall and smash me flat! Damned cheap Soviet construction materials!

       +3
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   11.28.07 at 10:39 pm

10. ROBO-POON POISES TO STRIKE . . . DIE, CAB-DRIVING SCUM!

        --13
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    11.28.07 at 10:41 pm

11. I’ve stuck. somebody, help.

        --9
    ~Roman
    11.29.07 at 3:40 am

12. spider woman spider woman……

        --9
    ~david villar
    11.29.07 at 6:03 am

13. Damn … my nailpolish aint dry enough, I cant defend myself!

        --3
    ~Tania
    11.29.07 at 7:07 am

14. Oh, no! It’s an adult! Will he realize I’m Michael Jackson? I should’ve brought my mask

        +36
    ~Andrea
    11.29.07 at 9:46 am

15. I knew I should have watched more Bond films…

        --2
    ~Pappy
    11.29.07 at 10:10 am

16. Smells like rat! My husband is comming for sure

        +2
    ~Fartman58
    11.29.07 at 11:35 am

17. Shit! I’ve eaten onion for 1 hours…

        --9
    ~madconfess
    11.29.07 at 5:10 pm

18. I knew you weren’t at the office!!!

        +1
    ~Islero
    11.29.07 at 5:33 pm

19. No one can catch Laura Kightlinger alive!

        +0
    ~Gabe
    11.29.07 at 6:22 pm

20. As long as I stay like this….no one could possibly see me.

        --5
    ~J
    11.29.07 at 7:37 pm

21. The wall. love the wall. love it gently.. mmmmmmm
    yes.
    NO someone in the distance! NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE

        --3
    ~H
    11.29.07 at 7:40 pm

22. oh fuck!
    how can i make myself invisible!?

        +2
    ~helenerbe@yahoo.com
    11.30.07 at 12:58 am

23. not bad not bad

        --5
    ~vardas pavardenis
    11.30.07 at 3:05 am

24. Shit¡¡¡ I did not get my nails done…

        --9
    ~Niflog
    11.30.07 at 6:48 am

25. Damm¡¡ I did not get my nails done.

        --9
    ~Niflog
    11.30.07 at 6:49 am

26. Mmmm…

    Human…

    It’s what’s for supper…

        --1
    ~Dude
    11.30.07 at 8:42 am

27. who am I? what’s my name? and what I am doing here?

        --1
    ~Zibeiro
    11.30.07 at 9:10 am

28. Maybe i shouldn’t have slept with his brother, sister, favorite dog and parrot?

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    12.01.07 at 3:24 am

29. A bag?! What could be inside?! He Doesn´t bring the rose?! He’s real him???

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    12.01.07 at 9:32 am

30. Never go on a blind a date before you know what kind of car a man drives!

        +5
    ~Alex
    12.02.07 at 6:57 pm

31. Damn! He’s comin’, i’ve got to hold it in, come on i can do it, hold it in hold it in!

        +2
    ~-nina-
    12.02.07 at 8:35 pm

32. That dick parked in my spot! Can’t he see the tranny only sign?

        +0
    ~Rahl
    12.02.07 at 10:50 pm

33. How did he get that Merc on the roof?

        --1
    ~jack
    12.04.07 at 5:18 pm

34. anyway, i’m invisible!

        +0
    ~le francais ki se force a parler anglais
    12.04.07 at 5:52 pm

35. hi ! hi ! gonna jump on him !

        --2
    ~patrick
    12.07.07 at 8:55 am

36. Oh no, I’d just fart and it smells…

        --2
    ~senfir
    12.07.07 at 3:53 pm

37. momma said i couldn’t get a man,I’ll show her..

        --1
    ~jdizz
    12.11.07 at 11:49 am

38. WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT???!!?!

        --1
    ~dsheets
    12.11.07 at 10:48 pm

39. Oh my God!!, He knows, he knows that I am Michael jackson!!

        --1
    ~Edgar
    12.17.07 at 8:29 pm

40. he he i know 429 ways of killing you, little weasel
    .. .
    shit, where’s my gun?

        +0
    ~Mika
    02.07.08 at 10:11 am

41. Now that I have lost my shadow there is no way he can spot me!

        +0
    ~Osiris
    02.09.09 at 3:14 pm

42. Why are these three clouds coming out of my head?

        +0
    ~matt
    03.01.09 at 6:30 pm

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