The Cleverest Responses (25)

1. I’m tired of captions. If Mike Solomon doesn’t stop, I’ll be obliged to use the bombs I’m creating. Let’s call him, just to be polite.

       --3
   ~ILAFF
   12.04.07 at 6:23 pm

2. damn…why doesn’t santa claus respond to his phone? i’ve almost finish my gift letter…

       --5
   ~le francais ki se force a parler anglais
   12.04.07 at 6:48 pm

3. how can i take off this glue on my cheek…

       --4
   ~dub
   12.04.07 at 6:51 pm

4. This one is a trap… girls can’t think AND talk on the phone

       --5
   ~Tania
   12.04.07 at 7:08 pm

5. Well that’s just not going to work, we’ll be way past our deadline! … Isn’t there some way… But you guys told us… .. fine Fine FINE!!! I can tell you right now, Vader’s gonna be pissed.

       +8
   ~Zotdogg
   12.04.07 at 7:55 pm

6. Dude, some bitch just pushed a guy over the rail. Yeah, something about an iPhone.

       +3
   ~Rahl
   12.04.07 at 9:48 pm

7. i think i just drew myself into my own design for charlie kaufman’s house…

       --3
   ~Mr Longden
   12.04.07 at 11:01 pm

8. No, I’ve gone over it again, and I definately should not throw stones. Any other ideas?

       --3
   ~Jeff
   12.04.07 at 11:18 pm

9. Holy shit, these curtains are going to cost a fortune!

       +7
   ~Anonymous
   12.04.07 at 11:20 pm

10. Ya know my boss was right, That does look like a HUGE penis!!!

        +15
    ~scott D
    12.04.07 at 11:39 pm

11. Yeah, sure, give me the address. Two girls, one cup dot com? Yeah, I’ll check it out just as soon as I’m done hand sketching these building plans with a pencil. No, I’m not using a drafting table, I like to do detailed technical drawings on a rail while not even looking at what I’m doing.

        +11
    ~George Washington Sanchez
    12.05.07 at 2:15 am

12. Mum, I am in the Internet!!!

        --8
    ~Alv
    12.05.07 at 7:50 am

13. ta gueule

        --9
    ~Anonymous
    12.05.07 at 2:31 pm

14. shit

        --11
    ~Anonymous
    12.05.07 at 2:32 pm

15. fuck you

        --12
    ~Anonymous
    12.05.07 at 2:32 pm

16. Mum, I am in the Internet!!! ouarffffff baby

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    12.05.07 at 2:33 pm

17. Dad, I feel I’m being fucked by a lobster.. could you come and take a picture?

        --6
    ~Kidijs
    12.06.07 at 6:14 am

18. Charlie what shall I do with this sharp yellow thing I got from my boss????????

        --1
    ~Mirko
    12.06.07 at 9:13 am

19. Toilet, where is the toilet?

        --7
    ~Zippelius
    12.06.07 at 9:16 am

20. yeah, i can see the guy. i will make nice draw of him for when the cops arrive.

        --6
    ~jupiter
    12.07.07 at 12:28 pm

21. Hello? Hey, mum, just wondering if you know which ’1′ I put in the front of “11″…

        --1
    ~Olga
    12.18.07 at 1:28 pm

22. Dear diary,

    I wish I had more money, then I wouldn’t have to pretend this Mars Bar is a cellphone.

        +2
    ~David
    12.22.07 at 9:15 pm

23. where am i and who am i talking to?

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    12.30.07 at 11:56 pm

24. I don’t think this wireless pictionary is getting anywhere…

        +0
    ~pancho
    11.01.08 at 1:52 am

25. … and floor window? What floor window?

        +0
    ~Joker
    01.28.09 at 8:17 am

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