Coffin Man

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  1. YOU will be the next one…

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  2. I can’t beleive another sucker went for the “extended lifetime warranty!”

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  3. I can’t wait for these people to leave so I can fuck their dead mom.

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  4. what am i doing here? the guide was saying: “meet elvis presley and jimi hendrix in the same time…”

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  5. mum? you there?

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  6. “honey, i introduce you to my parents…”

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  7. Oh yes. The top one’s $4,000 the one below is $3,500 and if you buy them both, we’ll give you 30% off.

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  8. now i got the “men in black” costume, i gotta find some aliens…

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  9. bienvenue dans le nouveau rayon IKEA, spécialisé dans le mobilier pour seniors…

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  10. Who’s farted?

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  11. ..glad I came out of that shit hole…

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  12. Yeah, it’s for a gift. This way I’m sure my wife can’t say that I gave here an unuseful thing..

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  13. If I kill him, I reach this month’s sales goal and win the “employee of the month” bonus!

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  14. Hi, I’m Paul Bearer

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  15. I don’t care, it was an incredible nap.

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  16. what did you expect – it’s grove street!

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  17. I ran out of embalming fluid weeks ago. So far no one’s noticed that I’ve been using the leftover coffee instead.

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  18. She’s still scratching at the lid, but her screams are getting weaker. Shouldn’t be long now!

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  19. You can laugh, but you will end here inside!

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  20. Not only do I see dead people daily, but I also wash them, sew their eyes shut, clean their voided bowels, and stuff candy into them.

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  21. buy one free one. anyone?

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  22. buy one, free one.. anyone?

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  23. ….You stab ‘em, We Slab ‘em!

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  24. sooner or latter you are going to be my customer

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  25. Tell me your size please.

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  26. That son of a *****, he just took the coffin…well, at least it wasnt the one with all the jewels in it.
    Or did he?
    I’ll have a look.
    “Gaaaah! There’s a dead guy in here!”

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  27. Shit. I knew I should have labeled them…

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  28. mwhahahah! come scruffers lets excape!

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  29. im thinking …of a number between 1 and 100 hundred 974! dammit no thats bigger ummmmmm… uhhhh.. 7?

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  30. Welcome!

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  31. The Count and his wives are still resting. May I give you aglass of red wine? They will be here shortly for a “Bite”.

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  32. I see dead people

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  33. What me worry….

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  34. in this boxes is ewerithing i need to live =)

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  35. in this boxes is ewerithing i need to live =) ÿou can be here too if you want too

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  36. What? You want to try it?

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