This guy is giving to the boss another excrement sample, what a big size!
+11
~Jj 12.09.07 at 10:59 am
When gay couples divorce, it’s always the hardest on the leather briefcase.
+70
~John Cocktoasten 12.09.07 at 4:07 pm
Are they dealing drugs?? I want my part!!
--6
~ILAFF 12.09.07 at 6:26 pm
“Why did I use the Blue elevator?! The Green one you get a briefcase of Cash on!!”
--2
~Graham 12.09.07 at 8:56 pm
I paid the guy $50, and he’s delivering the briefcase just like I told him to. As soon as the elevator door closes, I’ll trigger the bomb and blow that smarmy little brown-noser Owens to smithereens. Then I’ve got a clear shot at making vice president before I’m 30!
+10
~Nihilistic Neil 12.09.07 at 9:34 pm
If I stay perfectly still, they can’t see me. I know the secret, know. I know that the briefcase is empty. Sorry, your little fucking headgames aren’t gonna work on me today, guys. Go ahead, act like you’re taking it into the green elevator just like you do everyday. I’m not buying it anymore. This place is about to be baptized in blood and I am His Holy Holy Sword.
+0
~Pineapples 12.09.07 at 11:01 pm
Fucking illegal immigrants.
+0
~George Washington Sanchez 12.09.07 at 11:06 pm
It’s lucky his mum labels all his person things. Otherwise the briefcase would never have been returned.
+2
~Lauren 12.10.07 at 4:27 am
Thank God! Now I can report to Jack that the recipe for the secret sauce is safe.
+5
~Jeff 12.10.07 at 12:11 pm
Ha! When he reaches in there he’ll get 8 inches of “brief”case surprise!
+4
~Jeff 12.10.07 at 3:23 pm
Superglue works!!!
+18
~davidelo 12.10.07 at 4:41 pm
ummm I would like to get a hardcore party with these two gays…..
--5
~Boromir 12.11.07 at 7:23 am
Come on….. Blow-up already.
+6
~Declan 12.11.07 at 5:52 pm
If I think just about three more feet to the right, they will be blinded in my thought bubble and I can take the suitcase and run!
+0
~Grady 12.11.07 at 10:03 pm
If only they knew I’d switch the case and put a bomb in this one. Mouhahaha!
--5
~senfir 12.12.07 at 9:59 pm
Think you can get away from agent Smith do you?
--4
~mj 12.13.07 at 8:32 am
hehe. ssssssuckers!
--7
~Anonymous 12.13.07 at 9:44 am
So thats how he takes his job, heroin!
--4
~Syrim 12.13.07 at 11:11 pm
Agh! these pants give me itchy nuts!
--3
~Anonymous 12.14.07 at 9:00 am
My Friday nights are so lonely. I hope they kiss…
--3
~Mike 12.15.07 at 11:23 pm
Oops! Now I see where nuclear weapon was sold!
--2
~Alexandr 12.16.07 at 4:32 am
Little do they know, I switched out the TPS reports with fish.
Please don´t forget to clean the magazines after you c….,and don´t forget a wank a day help you work rest and play!!
--1
~super agent 86 12.17.07 at 12:42 pm
What!?!?He leaves me for that?
I’ve got wealth, looks and this thought bubble!
What could he have that i don’t?… Oh, yeah…that…and drugs…
--3
~Swedishdude 12.19.07 at 1:24 pm
I hope Mr. Ballstein likes our ideas.
--2
~Zotdogg 12.20.07 at 11:48 pm
Ooh, fuck me, i am stupid american idiot, i like cock!!!
--7
~Xander 12.22.07 at 2:56 pm
Trust is for the weak. If John from Accounting had bothered to check first, he’d realise that’s pictures of his wife he’s handing over. Now, about that promotion…
--2
~David 12.22.07 at 9:08 pm
and as i walk around the corner… holy crap gay guys!? shit i forgot my briefcase too..
--2
~Anonymous 12.30.07 at 11:50 pm
hey boss ! black rabbit 258984 is responding!!! i hawe them!!! second floor two dangerous strangers with our stuff ! i need reinforce..!!! be carefull i hawe never seen this shit !!
+0
~Flamini 03.30.08 at 7:12 am
damn it ! Same jacket again!!
+0
~damien 05.01.08 at 3:05 am
oh no, he is unfaithful
+0
~mili 09.19.08 at 7:36 am
[insert clever, witty, and totally on-topic caption here]
+0
~SarahRanee 06.29.10 at 4:01 am
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This guy is giving to the boss another excrement sample, what a big size!
12.09.07 at 10:59 am
When gay couples divorce, it’s always the hardest on the leather briefcase.
12.09.07 at 4:07 pm
Are they dealing drugs?? I want my part!!
12.09.07 at 6:26 pm
“Why did I use the Blue elevator?! The Green one you get a briefcase of Cash on!!”
12.09.07 at 8:56 pm
I paid the guy $50, and he’s delivering the briefcase just like I told him to. As soon as the elevator door closes, I’ll trigger the bomb and blow that smarmy little brown-noser Owens to smithereens. Then I’ve got a clear shot at making vice president before I’m 30!
12.09.07 at 9:34 pm
If I stay perfectly still, they can’t see me. I know the secret, know. I know that the briefcase is empty. Sorry, your little fucking headgames aren’t gonna work on me today, guys. Go ahead, act like you’re taking it into the green elevator just like you do everyday. I’m not buying it anymore. This place is about to be baptized in blood and I am His Holy Holy Sword.
12.09.07 at 11:01 pm
Fucking illegal immigrants.
12.09.07 at 11:06 pm
It’s lucky his mum labels all his person things. Otherwise the briefcase would never have been returned.
12.10.07 at 4:27 am
Thank God! Now I can report to Jack that the recipe for the secret sauce is safe.
12.10.07 at 12:11 pm
Ha! When he reaches in there he’ll get 8 inches of “brief”case surprise!
12.10.07 at 3:23 pm
Superglue works!!!
12.10.07 at 4:41 pm
ummm I would like to get a hardcore party with these two gays…..
12.11.07 at 7:23 am
Come on….. Blow-up already.
12.11.07 at 5:52 pm
If I think just about three more feet to the right, they will be blinded in my thought bubble and I can take the suitcase and run!
12.11.07 at 10:03 pm
If only they knew I’d switch the case and put a bomb in this one. Mouhahaha!
12.12.07 at 9:59 pm
Think you can get away from agent Smith do you?
12.13.07 at 8:32 am
hehe. ssssssuckers!
12.13.07 at 9:44 am
So thats how he takes his job, heroin!
12.13.07 at 11:11 pm
Agh! these pants give me itchy nuts!
12.14.07 at 9:00 am
My Friday nights are so lonely. I hope they kiss…
12.15.07 at 11:23 pm
Oops! Now I see where nuclear weapon was sold!
12.16.07 at 4:32 am
Little do they know, I switched out the TPS reports with fish.
12.16.07 at 7:47 pm
Please don´t forget to clean the magazines after you c….,and don´t forget a wank a day help you work rest and play!!
12.17.07 at 12:42 pm
What!?!?He leaves me for that?
I’ve got wealth, looks and this thought bubble!
What could he have that i don’t?… Oh, yeah…that…and drugs…
12.19.07 at 1:24 pm
I hope Mr. Ballstein likes our ideas.
12.20.07 at 11:48 pm
Ooh, fuck me, i am stupid american idiot, i like cock!!!
12.22.07 at 2:56 pm
Trust is for the weak. If John from Accounting had bothered to check first, he’d realise that’s pictures of his wife he’s handing over. Now, about that promotion…
12.22.07 at 9:08 pm
and as i walk around the corner… holy crap gay guys!? shit i forgot my briefcase too..
12.30.07 at 11:50 pm
hey boss ! black rabbit 258984 is responding!!! i hawe them!!! second floor two dangerous strangers with our stuff ! i need reinforce..!!! be carefull i hawe never seen this shit !!
03.30.08 at 7:12 am
damn it ! Same jacket again!!
05.01.08 at 3:05 am
oh no, he is unfaithful
09.19.08 at 7:36 am
[insert clever, witty, and totally on-topic caption here]
06.29.10 at 4:01 am