Sherman wasn’t kidding when he told me he could, like, hold his breath a long time. He’s been down there 45 minutes now!
+70
~Nihilistic Neil 12.15.07 at 6:52 pm
It’s so nice being able to sit out here in peace, relaxing with my thoughts. Thoughts of giant, throbbing cocks.
--19
~John Cocktoasten 12.15.07 at 7:56 pm
I wonder for how long will The Atlantis be there?
--15
~Alexandr 12.16.07 at 4:27 am
What I could really use is some COCK ness monster.
--14
~mel 12.16.07 at 11:06 am
Rex and I were having so much fun. I’d throw the stick; he’d retrieve it. I’d throw it again . . . then that mean ol’ shark came along.
I wonder if the pet shop’s open late tonight.
+10
~Nihilistic Neil 12.16.07 at 11:46 am
why is he so late ?I’m so horny that this whole lac can’t extinguish my fire ….
--30
~Amar 12.16.07 at 1:25 pm
if i had a straw, i would be able to empty this fucking lake
--22
~vindu 12.16.07 at 2:00 pm
Either this bathroom got really really wet or I´m really really high again
+12
~chazz 12.16.07 at 2:48 pm
Two and a half years after Katrina, and I’m STILL waiting on my roof!
+37
~Jeff 12.16.07 at 8:33 pm
…times the square of the radius of the lake over the average catch per kiloliter equals…Holy shit! It’s 14% fish piss!
+22
~Jeff 12.16.07 at 8:35 pm
to be a marmaid in a blue deep sea.or to be a shemale with problems to pee.that is the question!
--10
~super agent 86 12.17.07 at 3:52 pm
I think he won, he has been there for 3 hours now~ jhonny! get out of the water! I’ll giv u the 10$!! …. jhonny? can u hear me? ….. ok I better be goin’ is gettin’ dark, c ya tomorrow jhonny!~
“…watchin’ the ti-ide roll away.” I wonder if Otis started like this.
--2
~rdrr 12.19.07 at 5:00 pm
Let’s see if Jesus is not the only one who can walk on water.
--13
~The Hitcher 12.19.07 at 7:23 pm
I think, so I exist. I exist, but do I really think?
+2
~Braveheart 12.20.07 at 4:58 am
hmmm.. i wonder if i could take a quick swin before my dinner gets here..
--9
~steven 12.20.07 at 7:54 am
don’t tell me!Did I pee ALL that???????????????
--11
~sam 12.20.07 at 10:48 am
Lake water or pee…no one will be able to tell now.
--9
~Kaushik 12.20.07 at 3:00 pm
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
--6
~TxRx 12.20.07 at 3:49 pm
Mike and Putin have never been fishing this long before…
--10
~Mr Longden 12.20.07 at 11:44 pm
He said he’d come!?!? I wonder if 47 voicemails is too many. Nah, I’ll call ‘im again.
+3
~Zotdogg 12.21.07 at 12:22 am
I want to fuck!
And there are, no one here to fuck me …
--10
~Sandro 12.21.07 at 9:45 am
“…All by myself, i dont wanna be all by myself…”
--2
~wicked 12.21.07 at 4:45 pm
That old man across the lake always stares at me. Wait until he finds out I have a dick.
--2
~Rahl 12.22.07 at 12:03 am
“Oh My God, I can’t feel my ass!! My ass is numb!!!
--7
~April 12.22.07 at 4:37 pm
oioi for this i shaved my legs?
--3
~windy 12.22.07 at 9:11 pm
It’s been 45 minutes now – John must’ve easily broken the record for holding his breath under water! I’m so proud of him…
--7
~David 12.22.07 at 9:21 pm
Half of the comments here make no sence. When it says english only please, it doesn’t just mean english words. It mean proper grammar as well. the other half are just plain stupid!!!
Now I will admit that there are a few that are funny but the rest of you should think before you submit a response.
Or better yet,
Don’t post.
At all.
Ever.
Anywhere.
Ever again!
PS to all you morons who have mad retarded sexual comments…Just because there is a beautiful girl on your screen does not mean she wants to fuck/suck you or anyone else.
+16
~You people are fucking idiots 12.25.07 at 3:36 am
hmm wer am i
--5
~Anonymous 12.26.07 at 10:39 am
no my face has been taken over by hair
--8
~Anonymous 12.26.07 at 10:40 am
I can finally relax now that the burning sensation is gone. Thanks, Valtrex!
--4
~Fyve.Oh 12.26.07 at 3:26 pm
The voices said: “if you fill it – they will come”. HELLO UP THERE!!!! I’M STILL WAITING… I GUESS YOU WON’T BE PAYING MY WATER BILL, WOULD YOU?!?!!!!!
--3
~nimbod 12.27.07 at 4:14 am
I wonder how I was able to left the thongs so far…
--7
~Anonymous 12.27.07 at 2:54 pm
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
--3
~Jit 12.31.07 at 10:43 am
The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
--2
~Jit 12.31.07 at 10:45 am
Hey dickhead, you are disfocused. Check the lake and not my ass! I know, dont tell me, my ass is soooo fine!
--7
~Ba! Jamz 01.01.08 at 4:46 am
im a fucking slut
--4
~Anonymous 01.02.08 at 1:43 am
im a slut my clit is so big its hanmging down into the water and a fish is nibblig on it mmm
--4
~Anonymous 01.02.08 at 1:46 am
Rafting’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
--2
~Anonymous 01.03.08 at 2:08 am
It’s really not that hard to see with hair pulled over my face.
--3
~Anonymous 01.08.08 at 6:28 am
It’s really not that hard to see with hair pulled over my face.
--3
~wadda 01.08.08 at 6:31 am
It’s really not that hard to see with hair pulled over my face.
--3
~wadda 01.08.08 at 6:32 am
Is that guy dead allready.
+0
~ngm 01.10.08 at 7:48 am
yo me hago una paja y que se vaya a cagar
--4
~lecher 01.17.08 at 3:46 pm
My dad Noah said we would be here 40 days an 40 nights. But didnt say how boring it would be.
--3
~shaun 01.17.08 at 8:44 pm
I told him not to go in but did he liscen….
+0
~Arctic Ranger 02.11.08 at 1:48 am
is this europe????
+0
~smile 02.14.08 at 8:03 pm
…and he told me, he was just going to buy cigarettes…
+0
~Jake 02.29.08 at 1:21 pm
Hegel supports that the state of the world is not known; the end is produce it. The others follow this big man soul’s conductor, because they feel that in him is the irresistible power of his own internal spirit.
--2
~damien 05.01.08 at 3:01 am
I wonder where I left my shoes!
--1
~Shoeloser 02.17.09 at 5:27 am
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I really, REALLY have to pee.
12.15.07 at 6:51 pm
Sherman wasn’t kidding when he told me he could, like, hold his breath a long time. He’s been down there 45 minutes now!
12.15.07 at 6:52 pm
It’s so nice being able to sit out here in peace, relaxing with my thoughts. Thoughts of giant, throbbing cocks.
12.15.07 at 7:56 pm
I wonder for how long will The Atlantis be there?
12.16.07 at 4:27 am
What I could really use is some COCK ness monster.
12.16.07 at 11:06 am
Rex and I were having so much fun. I’d throw the stick; he’d retrieve it. I’d throw it again . . . then that mean ol’ shark came along.
I wonder if the pet shop’s open late tonight.
12.16.07 at 11:46 am
why is he so late ?I’m so horny that this whole lac can’t extinguish my fire ….
12.16.07 at 1:25 pm
if i had a straw, i would be able to empty this fucking lake
12.16.07 at 2:00 pm
Either this bathroom got really really wet or I´m really really high again
12.16.07 at 2:48 pm
Two and a half years after Katrina, and I’m STILL waiting on my roof!
12.16.07 at 8:33 pm
…times the square of the radius of the lake over the average catch per kiloliter equals…Holy shit! It’s 14% fish piss!
12.16.07 at 8:35 pm
to be a marmaid in a blue deep sea.or to be a shemale with problems to pee.that is the question!
12.17.07 at 3:52 pm
I think he won, he has been there for 3 hours now~ jhonny! get out of the water! I’ll giv u the 10$!! …. jhonny? can u hear me? ….. ok I better be goin’ is gettin’ dark, c ya tomorrow jhonny!~
12.17.07 at 3:53 pm
I wonder why I tend to think … In bubbles it’s kinda … frustrating not being …. able to hold … a single line of … thought
12.17.07 at 4:35 pm
Submarine races are so boring, I hope he’s winning.
12.17.07 at 5:17 pm
zzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzz
12.17.07 at 8:07 pm
wow, the sun looks bright…..ahhhh!!!!i can’t see!!!!
12.17.07 at 9:56 pm
Ive no biy friend! how pathetic! lame…
12.17.07 at 10:41 pm
I hope that the stick doesn´t break.
12.18.07 at 5:52 am
i see dead people…
12.18.07 at 9:06 am
“I should be an EMO”
12.18.07 at 1:17 pm
Next year I change that wallpaper.
12.18.07 at 1:53 pm
wu-tang clan ain’t nothin to f*** wit!
12.18.07 at 2:16 pm
What the fuck are you looking at? So I’ve got a hairy face. They told me this would happen if I kept licking my pussy.
12.18.07 at 10:08 pm
OK He won’t come. He’s working overtime, but with who this time? Big deal! I’ve made a realistic copy of his 11 inches. I’m clever girl;)
12.19.07 at 7:11 am
Mhhh… which pair of shoes I should buy the red or the blue…
12.19.07 at 8:08 am
That big fat white cloud just doesn’t fit with the rest of the grey cloudy sky! Someone blow it away!
12.19.07 at 3:12 pm
“…watchin’ the ti-ide roll away.” I wonder if Otis started like this.
12.19.07 at 5:00 pm
Let’s see if Jesus is not the only one who can walk on water.
12.19.07 at 7:23 pm
I think, so I exist. I exist, but do I really think?
12.20.07 at 4:58 am
hmmm.. i wonder if i could take a quick swin before my dinner gets here..
12.20.07 at 7:54 am
don’t tell me!Did I pee ALL that???????????????
12.20.07 at 10:48 am
Lake water or pee…no one will be able to tell now.
12.20.07 at 3:00 pm
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
12.20.07 at 3:49 pm
Mike and Putin have never been fishing this long before…
12.20.07 at 11:44 pm
He said he’d come!?!? I wonder if 47 voicemails is too many. Nah, I’ll call ‘im again.
12.21.07 at 12:22 am
I want to fuck!
And there are, no one here to fuck me …
12.21.07 at 9:45 am
“…All by myself, i dont wanna be all by myself…”
12.21.07 at 4:45 pm
That old man across the lake always stares at me. Wait until he finds out I have a dick.
12.22.07 at 12:03 am
“Oh My God, I can’t feel my ass!! My ass is numb!!!
12.22.07 at 4:37 pm
oioi for this i shaved my legs?
12.22.07 at 9:11 pm
It’s been 45 minutes now – John must’ve easily broken the record for holding his breath under water! I’m so proud of him…
12.22.07 at 9:21 pm
Half of the comments here make no sence. When it says english only please, it doesn’t just mean english words. It mean proper grammar as well. the other half are just plain stupid!!!
Now I will admit that there are a few that are funny but the rest of you should think before you submit a response.
Or better yet,
Don’t post.
At all.
Ever.
Anywhere.
Ever again!
PS to all you morons who have mad retarded sexual comments…Just because there is a beautiful girl on your screen does not mean she wants to fuck/suck you or anyone else.
12.25.07 at 3:36 am
hmm wer am i
12.26.07 at 10:39 am
no my face has been taken over by hair
12.26.07 at 10:40 am
I can finally relax now that the burning sensation is gone. Thanks, Valtrex!
12.26.07 at 3:26 pm
The voices said: “if you fill it – they will come”. HELLO UP THERE!!!! I’M STILL WAITING… I GUESS YOU WON’T BE PAYING MY WATER BILL, WOULD YOU?!?!!!!!
12.27.07 at 4:14 am
I wonder how I was able to left the thongs so far…
12.27.07 at 2:54 pm
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
12.31.07 at 10:43 am
The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
12.31.07 at 10:45 am
Hey dickhead, you are disfocused. Check the lake and not my ass! I know, dont tell me, my ass is soooo fine!
01.01.08 at 4:46 am
im a fucking slut
01.02.08 at 1:43 am
im a slut my clit is so big its hanmging down into the water and a fish is nibblig on it mmm
01.02.08 at 1:46 am
Rafting’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
01.03.08 at 2:08 am
It’s really not that hard to see with hair pulled over my face.
01.08.08 at 6:28 am
It’s really not that hard to see with hair pulled over my face.
01.08.08 at 6:31 am
It’s really not that hard to see with hair pulled over my face.
01.08.08 at 6:32 am
Is that guy dead allready.
01.10.08 at 7:48 am
yo me hago una paja y que se vaya a cagar
01.17.08 at 3:46 pm
My dad Noah said we would be here 40 days an 40 nights. But didnt say how boring it would be.
01.17.08 at 8:44 pm
I told him not to go in but did he liscen….
02.11.08 at 1:48 am
is this europe????
02.14.08 at 8:03 pm
…and he told me, he was just going to buy cigarettes…
02.29.08 at 1:21 pm
Hegel supports that the state of the world is not known; the end is produce it. The others follow this big man soul’s conductor, because they feel that in him is the irresistible power of his own internal spirit.
05.01.08 at 3:01 am
I wonder where I left my shoes!
02.17.09 at 5:27 am
Thanks for creating The Cleverest I’m loving the content. Would you think about a guest article on a web page I help run? Do you think that you could contribute? You could look at our post styles at http://listmarker.info/user/history/ and surely we would be interested in having you post an article or two on our blog, what do you believe? At any time you are interested let me know via the contacts page on our web site.The Cleverest is an intriguing name for a blog, keep up the good work , thanks, from $dreaming
05.06.11 at 7:55 am