How are people ever going to trust you Benedict Arnold?
--2
~Pao 12.28.07 at 1:25 pm
dude, your zipper is unclosed!
+6
~amelia 12.28.07 at 1:50 pm
I’ll tell you right now, George, if you cannot tell a lie, you’ll never make it in politics!
+38
~Nihilistic Neil 12.28.07 at 1:56 pm
wow,he really can sleep while standing! he’ll have to teach me that for parliament meetings…
--6
~amelia 12.28.07 at 2:05 pm
oh my,i really DID hypnotise him!?
--6
~amelia 12.28.07 at 2:13 pm
-hey,what do you think-this bra fits me?
-um…
--34
~amelia 12.28.07 at 2:17 pm
Hey dude why are you looking at my wiener ? are you sex addicted ?
--18
~carlos 12.28.07 at 3:55 pm
don´t look at my penis!
--19
~max 12.28.07 at 4:16 pm
finally alone in the woods, ok you show me yours first…
--13
~JJ 12.28.07 at 6:06 pm
Don’t worry Georgie, chopping down a cherry tree is nothing compared to the type of shit that George W. Bush is gonna do to fuck up this country someday.
+29
~John Cocktoasten 12.28.07 at 7:05 pm
Wash your mouth Bill, and know that you must never eat a tree even if it looks delicious…
Young Lad, you should be ashamed at yourself for trying to chop down a cherry tree. But when I was a young lad, i chopped down a… oops! as i was saying, you should be ashamed of yourself!
--7
~Caitlin 12.30.07 at 11:31 pm
2+2=???
+1
~ILAFF 12.31.07 at 10:48 am
You must learn this important lesson: “Don´t kill nothing you aren´t going to eat!”
--8
~barbol 12.31.07 at 11:59 am
no sex again tonight?
Why in the hell did I marry you?
--8
~curly51248 01.01.08 at 3:57 pm
can I borrow your axe to chop down that tree??
--9
~mATa 01.01.08 at 4:03 pm
k pasa jorch xD
--8
~Anonymous 01.01.08 at 4:21 pm
o poo i dropped the soap
--7
~anonymous 01.01.08 at 5:49 pm
Now, after chopping wood, you will suck my cock……….believe me – IT’S REFRESHING!
--11
~Anonymous 01.01.08 at 7:31 pm
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12.28.07 at 1:05 pm
How are people ever going to trust you Benedict Arnold?
12.28.07 at 1:25 pm
dude, your zipper is unclosed!
12.28.07 at 1:50 pm
I’ll tell you right now, George, if you cannot tell a lie, you’ll never make it in politics!
12.28.07 at 1:56 pm
wow,he really can sleep while standing! he’ll have to teach me that for parliament meetings…
12.28.07 at 2:05 pm
oh my,i really DID hypnotise him!?
12.28.07 at 2:13 pm
-hey,what do you think-this bra fits me?
-um…
12.28.07 at 2:17 pm
Hey dude why are you looking at my wiener ? are you sex addicted ?
12.28.07 at 3:55 pm
don´t look at my penis!
12.28.07 at 4:16 pm
finally alone in the woods, ok you show me yours first…
12.28.07 at 6:06 pm
Don’t worry Georgie, chopping down a cherry tree is nothing compared to the type of shit that George W. Bush is gonna do to fuck up this country someday.
12.28.07 at 7:05 pm
Wash your mouth Bill, and know that you must never eat a tree even if it looks delicious…
12.28.07 at 8:11 pm
NO! No. No. No…. No.
You can chop your wood when you’re older.
12.29.07 at 2:48 am
In the left hand I have a stick in a left hear I have a strange bubble blank inside! What do you know about it?
12.29.07 at 3:19 pm
No more cartoons about Woody Woodpeeker to you since that!
12.29.07 at 3:20 pm
You are not so well hidden! Stop wanking below this thin tree! All of my guest are looking at you!
12.30.07 at 4:24 pm
HEY! You look at the GROUND when you talk to me!
12.30.07 at 4:36 pm
Young Lad, you should be ashamed at yourself for trying to chop down a cherry tree. But when I was a young lad, i chopped down a… oops! as i was saying, you should be ashamed of yourself!
12.30.07 at 11:31 pm
2+2=???
12.31.07 at 10:48 am
You must learn this important lesson: “Don´t kill nothing you aren´t going to eat!”
12.31.07 at 11:59 am
no sex again tonight?
Why in the hell did I marry you?
01.01.08 at 3:57 pm
can I borrow your axe to chop down that tree??
01.01.08 at 4:03 pm
k pasa jorch xD
01.01.08 at 4:21 pm
o poo i dropped the soap
01.01.08 at 5:49 pm
Now, after chopping wood, you will suck my cock……….believe me – IT’S REFRESHING!
01.01.08 at 7:31 pm
This is a public service announcement from the Board of Cock, Yourmomma/face, and In Your Pants Joke Regulation Administration
-=-=-=-=-=-
Cock jokes are funny MAYBE one in 200.
So stop.
-=-=-=-=-=-
Thank you, please feel free to make a higher brow of a comment from hereforth.
01.02.08 at 4:04 am
and thats how your mother died
01.02.08 at 7:57 pm
I have high hopes for you, Dick Turpin,
01.03.08 at 2:03 am
Who the hell knows where cherries grow you freak!
01.04.08 at 2:31 am
“one step forward who ever his family was killed last night! tommy why are’nt you moving?”
01.06.08 at 6:34 am
Billy, we seen how you mastrbating.
01.07.08 at 3:56 pm
Johnny, put your fucking pants back on and if I ever see you molesting a tree like that again, your gonna spend time blowing george
01.08.08 at 6:25 am
Johnny, put your fucking pants back on and if I ever see you molesting a tree like that again, your gonna spend time blowing george
01.08.08 at 6:30 am
you STUPID BRAT I’LL hit YOU with this stick then have SEX with your mother whom i dont know
01.10.08 at 11:35 pm
Billy that is how your mom died this morning. I had nothing to do with it. …. now take your pants off….
01.15.08 at 12:59 pm
Pull my finger
01.16.08 at 3:32 pm
Son, if you want a tree chopped down then justnlive it to the blackies.
01.16.08 at 6:37 pm
Take off your pants, boy. Right now !
01.17.08 at 12:27 pm
And thats why I don’t want you at Michael Jackson’s house anymore, Jimmy.
01.18.08 at 12:27 am
“Remember my boy, chopping wood is not that tiering, than chasing women. So dicide, which one you choose.”
01.29.08 at 6:56 pm
“Remember my boy, chopping wood is never that tiering, than chasing women. So from now on, decide, which one you choose.”
01.29.08 at 6:59 pm
“Remember my boy, chopping wood is never that tiering, than chasing women. You won’t forget, no matter how many trees you chop down.”
01.29.08 at 7:32 pm
wolfgang! stop playing music, i already told u: u aren’t talented enough!
02.01.08 at 9:22 am
if i told you once,i`ve told you a thousand times…there are no black&white girls…so stop fuckin` penguins!!!
02.08.08 at 7:49 am
The Cherry Tree is one thing but your own mother?
02.11.08 at 1:45 am
no.. amu stai capra
06.03.08 at 2:11 pm
what I told you about watching under girl’s dresses?
11.01.08 at 1:44 am
Now quit whining and pull my finger.
01.05.09 at 2:29 am
i fucked your mum, son
02.03.09 at 1:56 pm
Look into the ground and humbly!
02.10.10 at 3:22 pm
You fail !
02.15.10 at 12:11 pm