The Cleverest Responses (26)

1. im gonna rap that boy…

       --9
   ~foo
   01.04.08 at 12:15 pm

2. They missed the last tender back to the cruise ship; it weighs anchor in an hour. H-m-m-m-m. I should be able to charge at least $5,000 to row their Yankee asses out there before it sails.

       +13
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   01.04.08 at 12:56 pm

3. jeez…i need a life instead of rowing some pish boat about…

       --5
   ~wicked
   01.04.08 at 1:16 pm

4. Oh man. As soon as that dad goes to buy his kid a popsicle, that boy is so raped!

       --10
   ~Zotdogg
   01.04.08 at 2:30 pm

5. Sorry Foo.

       --5
   ~Zotdogg
   01.04.08 at 2:38 pm

6. I wish I could take nice long walks down the beach like everyone else. But you see I have, in medical terms, an extremely long nutsack.

       +11
   ~John Cocktoasten
   01.04.08 at 8:06 pm

7. Wonder why that kid’s talking to the figurehead on the prow of my boat?

       +2
   ~carliosity
   01.05.08 at 5:40 am

8. damn… i want a family

       +2
   ~dub
   01.05.08 at 6:07 am

9. If I Row, Row, Row my boat I’ll make it to Florida before the sun sets…

       +2
   ~Pao
   01.05.08 at 12:31 pm

10. “I’ll be there in a second!!” I really have to find a toilet.. it hurts!!!

        +4
    ~nimbod
    01.06.08 at 6:19 am

11. Trying not to arouse suspicion, naughty ghandi tries to stifle his kiddy boner by looking away “calm blue ocean, caaaaalm blue ocean”

        +1
    ~Luke
    01.06.08 at 7:31 pm

12. Why does he always have to talk to them before we drown them?

        +5
    ~Jeff
    01.07.08 at 8:04 pm

13. I have to remember not to ever again rub FPS 30 only on my scalp

        +2
    ~Carole
    01.08.08 at 4:29 am

14. Move aside!!!!!
    I have turned on the turbines of my boat to slide down to sea!!!!

        --1
    ~Alexandr
    01.08.08 at 6:58 am

15. I gotta poop

        +0
    ~modestbrandon
    01.12.08 at 2:50 am

16. looks like it’s gonna cloud over soon!

        --1
    ~jalo
    01.15.08 at 11:01 am

17. my daddy hates me. sob,sniff… :(

        --2
    ~dahman94
    01.17.08 at 8:29 pm

18. oo those abs

        --2
    ~me
    01.17.08 at 11:26 pm

19. Damn, and I thought Michael Jackson’s bad…That kid has me hung like a horse!

        --3
    ~JD
    01.18.08 at 12:15 am

20. “I still don”t understand why the hell she kicked me…*gasping*!”

        --1
    ~enursha
    01.18.08 at 4:47 am

21. “I still can’t figure it out, she cheats on me or not…”

        +0
    ~littlegirl
    01.29.08 at 6:27 pm

22. GOD FUCKING DAM IT!!.. when they said i won a island get a way they didnt say shit about a fucking 3rd grader!

        --1
    ~The Dark Prince Crapplepants
    02.04.08 at 1:02 pm

23. Is it just me or do I look like a pervert?

        +0
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.11.08 at 1:35 am

24. one day I’ll be famous. you’ll see.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 11:07 am

25. Get outta the way, hammerhead!

        --1
    ~Philipp
    01.05.09 at 2:25 am

26. Wanna Ride????

        +0
    ~At Least Me
    11.03.11 at 3:09 pm

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