They missed the last tender back to the cruise ship; it weighs anchor in an hour. H-m-m-m-m. I should be able to charge at least $5,000 to row their Yankee asses out there before it sails.
+11
~Nihilistic Neil 01.04.08 at 12:56 pm
jeez…i need a life instead of rowing some pish boat about…
--5
~wicked 01.04.08 at 1:16 pm
Oh man. As soon as that dad goes to buy his kid a popsicle, that boy is so raped!
--10
~Zotdogg 01.04.08 at 2:30 pm
Sorry Foo.
--5
~Zotdogg 01.04.08 at 2:38 pm
I wish I could take nice long walks down the beach like everyone else. But you see I have, in medical terms, an extremely long nutsack.
+10
~John Cocktoasten 01.04.08 at 8:06 pm
Wonder why that kid’s talking to the figurehead on the prow of my boat?
+2
~carliosity 01.05.08 at 5:40 am
damn… i want a family
+2
~dub 01.05.08 at 6:07 am
If I Row, Row, Row my boat I’ll make it to Florida before the sun sets…
+2
~Pao 01.05.08 at 12:31 pm
“I’ll be there in a second!!” I really have to find a toilet.. it hurts!!!
+4
~nimbod 01.06.08 at 6:19 am
Trying not to arouse suspicion, naughty ghandi tries to stifle his kiddy boner by looking away “calm blue ocean, caaaaalm blue ocean”
+1
~Luke 01.06.08 at 7:31 pm
Why does he always have to talk to them before we drown them?
+5
~Jeff 01.07.08 at 8:04 pm
I have to remember not to ever again rub FPS 30 only on my scalp
+2
~Carole 01.08.08 at 4:29 am
Move aside!!!!!
I have turned on the turbines of my boat to slide down to sea!!!!
--1
~Alexandr 01.08.08 at 6:58 am
I gotta poop
+0
~modestbrandon 01.12.08 at 2:50 am
looks like it’s gonna cloud over soon!
--1
~jalo 01.15.08 at 11:01 am
my daddy hates me. sob,sniff… :(
--1
~dahman94 01.17.08 at 8:29 pm
oo those abs
--1
~me 01.17.08 at 11:26 pm
Damn, and I thought Michael Jackson’s bad…That kid has me hung like a horse!
--2
~JD 01.18.08 at 12:15 am
“I still don”t understand why the hell she kicked me…*gasping*!”
+0
~enursha 01.18.08 at 4:47 am
“I still can’t figure it out, she cheats on me or not…”
+1
~littlegirl 01.29.08 at 6:27 pm
GOD FUCKING DAM IT!!.. when they said i won a island get a way they didnt say shit about a fucking 3rd grader!
im gonna rap that boy…
01.04.08 at 12:15 pm
They missed the last tender back to the cruise ship; it weighs anchor in an hour. H-m-m-m-m. I should be able to charge at least $5,000 to row their Yankee asses out there before it sails.
01.04.08 at 12:56 pm
jeez…i need a life instead of rowing some pish boat about…
01.04.08 at 1:16 pm
Oh man. As soon as that dad goes to buy his kid a popsicle, that boy is so raped!
01.04.08 at 2:30 pm
Sorry Foo.
01.04.08 at 2:38 pm
I wish I could take nice long walks down the beach like everyone else. But you see I have, in medical terms, an extremely long nutsack.
01.04.08 at 8:06 pm
Wonder why that kid’s talking to the figurehead on the prow of my boat?
01.05.08 at 5:40 am
damn… i want a family
01.05.08 at 6:07 am
If I Row, Row, Row my boat I’ll make it to Florida before the sun sets…
01.05.08 at 12:31 pm
“I’ll be there in a second!!” I really have to find a toilet.. it hurts!!!
01.06.08 at 6:19 am
Trying not to arouse suspicion, naughty ghandi tries to stifle his kiddy boner by looking away “calm blue ocean, caaaaalm blue ocean”
01.06.08 at 7:31 pm
Why does he always have to talk to them before we drown them?
01.07.08 at 8:04 pm
I have to remember not to ever again rub FPS 30 only on my scalp
01.08.08 at 4:29 am
Move aside!!!!!
I have turned on the turbines of my boat to slide down to sea!!!!
01.08.08 at 6:58 am
I gotta poop
01.12.08 at 2:50 am
looks like it’s gonna cloud over soon!
01.15.08 at 11:01 am
my daddy hates me. sob,sniff… :(
01.17.08 at 8:29 pm
oo those abs
01.17.08 at 11:26 pm
Damn, and I thought Michael Jackson’s bad…That kid has me hung like a horse!
01.18.08 at 12:15 am
“I still don”t understand why the hell she kicked me…*gasping*!”
01.18.08 at 4:47 am
“I still can’t figure it out, she cheats on me or not…”
01.29.08 at 6:27 pm
GOD FUCKING DAM IT!!.. when they said i won a island get a way they didnt say shit about a fucking 3rd grader!
02.04.08 at 1:02 pm
Is it just me or do I look like a pervert?
02.11.08 at 1:35 am
one day I’ll be famous. you’ll see.
04.27.08 at 11:07 am